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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-30 07:55 [#02600957]
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an ornery, unruly trump is giving his minders enough grief
that, despite covid-19, day-trips have grudgingly been
scheduled to keep the president from bouncing off of the
walls and throwing sharpies at members of the press.

the debate rages: will trump wear a mask when he goes and
does his retarded press ops? please place your bets

cite ~ a highly respected news source


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-05-06 02:54 [#02601248]
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LAZY_TITLE

i guess it was pretty much a forgone conclusion, my puffery
aside


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-05-06 03:48 [#02601253]
Points: 5531 Status: Regular



he's a fucking numpty. the sooner yr rid of his squinting
teak-stained poopface the better. i mean, obviously, but it
bears repeating


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-05-06 03:50 [#02601254]
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obviously. but it bears repeating


 

offline RussellDust on 2020-05-06 20:26 [#02601288]
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He’ll get his second mandate. Best is just to stop talking
about him.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-05-06 23:37 [#02601311]
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LAZY_TITLE

cosmic macca trollolol


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-05-06 23:41 [#02601312]
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#LALD


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2020-05-08 20:24 [#02601435]
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where's that video of him say 'fucking hell' and looking
exhausted and like the age and spray-tan he is
that is the only time he has looked particulary bad on vid,
2me, it doesn't do the rounds that it should


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-05-22 02:11 [#02601955]
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LAZY_TITLE

because,
if he wore a face mask,
his orange would rub off


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2020-05-22 09:38 [#02601974]
Points: 1163 Status: Regular



I can't go to the shop round the corner without multiple
joggers breathing past me, why they have to jog in the high
street is beyond me (it isn't actually, there's a lot of
people out there that can't pass up an opportunity to be an
obnoxious cunt). I don't think the science is in about
masks, I'm not about to wear one, it's more about virtue
signalling than any provable benefit. But at the same time I
don't (and never have) cough or sneeze openly, go right up
to other people, breathe over anyone... the amount of people
touching unnecessarily things in public is amazing. I was
waiting in line to get into the supermarket and this guy in
front of me was leaning with his hand on a shop window, then
started to dig around in his ear then his nose. You don't do
that shit at the best of times. I saw a dad lift up his kid
so he could push the button on the pelican crossing. I saw a
woman, wearing gloves, go through each and every egg in a
box, picking it up and inspecting it before putting it back.
I saw a woman using the touchscreen shelf checkout then
immediately start eating crisps. We don't need masks,
there's enough fucking idiots licking the virus up.


 

online mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-05-22 11:06 [#02601975]
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yes the other's breathe is terrible, im not being perfect as
well but i aint licking shit. just maybe eating outside the
supermarket. good thing theres a mask cause i have a couple
of new pimples i want to hide


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2020-05-22 11:36 [#02601976]
Points: 3132 Status: Regular | Followup to steve mcqueen: #02601435



people seem to forget that hes is fucking 73 years old. hes
a doter



 

offline DADONCK from here on 2020-05-22 12:47 [#02601977]
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these people need whole body masks. i wouldn't need any rule
myself because im naturally cautious since the beginning of
the pandemic. but there are other people…


 

online Tony Danza from the cool zone on 2020-05-22 13:13 [#02601978]
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Handwashing is a conspiracy to remove our protective layers
of filth that insulate us from foreigners and stimulate the
immune system. Which way, Western man? Sovereign, or
soapcuck?


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2020-05-22 13:35 [#02601979]
Points: 1163 Status: Regular



I don't know what the fuck's going on but "hard working
immigrants" sure get a lot of mileage out of ineffectually
pointing a leaf blower at things for screaming hours on end.



 

online Tony Danza from the cool zone on 2020-05-22 13:45 [#02601980]
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its all a rich tapestry


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2020-05-22 14:00 [#02601981]
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The one twatting about below me gave way to a pair of soppy
cunts using a budget chainsaw to cut down some raffata fence
opposite. Maybe there's an app these pricks go on; Shit,
where's not fucking annoying?!?!? Let me get there real
quick?!??! Dot Com.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2020-05-22 14:02 [#02601982]
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I swear to god I can hear a pavement saw now too, ... and
this isn't even a busy road.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2020-05-22 14:04 [#02601983]
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Maybe I should go out and start carving up some corrugated
roofing sheets, you know, because Trump and stuff?!??!


 

online Tony Danza from the cool zone on 2020-05-22 14:48 [#02601986]
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and now the bloke three doors down is eating apples?!?!
wasn't spanked enough as a child


 

online mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-05-22 20:02 [#02602020]
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all the big leaders have been eating shit


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2020-05-22 21:19 [#02602025]
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Next door started hammering the other day at about 9pm, I
would not put it past them to stand outside my door and
loudly eat:

Apples
Carrots
Mange Tout
Gravel
Grain


 

online Tony Danza from the cool zone on 2020-05-22 21:36 [#02602028]
Points: 2646 Status: Regular | Followup to mohamed: #02602020



Indeed.


 

online Tony Danza from the cool zone on 2020-05-22 21:40 [#02602030]
Points: 2646 Status: Regular | Followup to Roger Wilco: #02602025



I would honestly prefer hammering to my downstairs
neighbor's penchant for late period Eric Clapton.

The missus just came back from Costco with what appears to
be 40 pounds of carrots, and a big bag of mange tout. No
gravel.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-05-22 22:41 [#02602034]
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roger wilco ~ i was actually thinking about digging up your
post about how summer means fucking leaf blowers, because
they have been terrible this week. they show up in the
parking lot next door and blow crap over here then my
landlady's people show up over here and blow the crap back,
always, always approximately 7am when my REM cycle is
peaking. today, they were blowing crap back over here with
particular vigor; i actually yelled a bit. as if anyone
could hear me over the racket. pretty soon, however, they
had some old fart over re-painting lines in the parking lot.
so, for once, i suppose it was kind of justified, as you
don't want to paint over pine nuts.

but, yes, there was that quote i blagged twitter of before:
there is no power tool more american than the leaf blower; a
loud piece of shit that blows trash everywhere


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-05-22 22:44 [#02602035]
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fucking hell i just heard a leaf blower fire up now
or a giant power mower or something


 


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