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Blimey it's been eerily quiet on here today

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2020-03-18 14:58 [#02597502]
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offline mermaidman from anal lovers society on 2020-03-18 15:05 [#02597503]
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then an umbrofart broke the silence


offline mermaidman from anal lovers society on 2020-03-18 15:06 [#02597504]
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online Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2020-03-18 15:42 [#02597506]
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I'm too busy touching my face to type.

Couldn't believe it right, I go in Argos because it's like
one of the only shops not to have been sacked (it's already
empty) and not only is there one chavvy lass coughing, some
other senior citizen farted near me.

Never again.


offline DADONCK from here on 2020-03-18 15:54 [#02597507]
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thats the only revenge seniors have these days


offline mohamed on 2020-03-18 15:55 [#02597508]
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everyone is like stoned at age 20 for this shit


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-19 03:30 [#02597527]
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an old woman goes to the doctor with a problem.

"doctor," she says, "i'm farting all. the. time! but it's
very strange, because they don't make any noise, and they
don't smell."

the doctor examines her for a bit, and writes her a
prescription. "come back next week, let's see how you're
doing," he says.

the next week, the old woman comes back, and she's quite

"doctor," she says, "i don't know what you gave me, but now
my farts smell awful!!"

"great, great" the doctor says. "now that we've fixed your
sense of smell, let's work on your hearing."


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