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then an umbrofart broke the silence |
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UMBROFAAAART!! |
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I'm too busy touching my face to type. Couldn't believe it right, I go in Argos because it's like one of the only shops not to have been sacked (it's already empty) and not only is there one chavvy lass coughing, some other senior citizen farted near me. Never again. |
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thats the only revenge seniors have these days |
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everyone is like stoned at age 20 for this shit |
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an old woman goes to the doctor with a problem. "doctor," she says, "i'm farting all. the. time! but it's very strange, because they don't make any noise, and they don't smell." the doctor examines her for a bit, and writes her a prescription. "come back next week, let's see how you're doing," he says. the next week, the old woman comes back, and she's quite upset: "doctor," she says, "i don't know what you gave me, but now my farts smell awful!!" "great, great" the doctor says. "now that we've fixed your sense of smell, let's work on your hearing." |
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