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Got to my grandmother’s house tonight Opened the kitchen door And there’s two big fuck off rats in the fucking kitchen Fuck me |
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I live in the countryside and was showing a friend's daughter the horses and she suddenly ran off excitedly pointing and shouting "Bunnies!" and when I saw what she was looking at, it was a few massive rats eating the feed we put out for the Pheasants. Your thread title also reminded me of classic game. |
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Bunnies lol My dad just came over with some good old trusty rat poison. Hope it clears them out |
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we've got rats hanging round the smokers' shelter here, they can move some speed! first one i saw was a couple of months back, thought it was a squirrel til i clocked the tail |
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Little bastards |
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We had a rat in my last WG in Berlin. For quite some time. It came into the apartment after a party, when some asshole left the door open. My room was the first room in the apartment. I heard some crackling that night. Next day I told my roommates that I heard some weird noises and that it must be a mouse or something. They didn't believe me. But after a few weeks that bastard destroyed the couch in the living room and the dishwasher in the kitchen and everyone was pissed. We were hearing that bastard, but we couldn't see it. And it smelled weird. Some build some humane traps and shit but that didn't work. I could smell that fucker everywhere. I hate rats. I told my roommates, if they ever see something they should get me. So, one day one of my roommates shouted from the kitchen. and i knew the time has come. I grabbed some wood and went into the kitchen. My roomie pointed at the oven. he was always the alpha male macho type but at this exact moment he was no help. i didnt need any help anyway, i just wanted to kill this little piece of shit. i turned the oven to the side and the rat came out and wanted to get to the other side of the kitchen. it was quite a big fellow. we always thought it might be a mouse, we hadn't seen it, just heard the noise. i was angry as fuck. i took the wooden stick and slammed it down on the rat right when it ran next to the dishwasher. the rat was trapped, squeezed between my stick and the dishwasher. it screamed like a little human. it stared at me. eyes ripped open. it screamed louder. it was a very big fellow. i tried to press the stick down, but i had problems getting a good hold of it. and i was afraid that if i get the stick up to get a good punch the rat would escape. and for the love of god, i didn't wanted that to happen. so i pressed. and pressed. and the rat screamed. you could hear it through the whole apartment. suddenly everyone was in the kitchen staring at the rat. and at me. and at the rat screaming. i was like: stop staring! i need some help here |
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more rat story I must know how this ends |
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re: humane trapping previously on zilty: |
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rats might have enough turbo boost to escape even a 40gal bin tho |
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I saw a dead rat in the middle of the road the other day, I thought oh yeah we have a conservative government for a long time now |
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Woke up to two dead rats in the kitchen One dead from poison, the other from a mouse trap Hooray |
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i saw a cat with a live mouse into his mouth weeks ago, he let him go on the ground upside down for a while, the little mouse kinda raised his arm for what i saw as a request for help afterwards, then he got back on his legs but was closed in a corner by the cat, so he caught the mouse between his teeth again and start doing what he did, i did nothing to help despite all the laments and felt shit for that |
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so, i was squeezing the beast really hard. it was slowly getting squashed. but not dying, for fucks sake. it felt like time slowed down. i just wanted to get over with it, really. it gasped for some air. and then was like a little child. and i realised im about to murder an animal… it was lying half on its back, looking up to me. then suddenly, it seemed like it lost its conscience. but i wasnt shure if it was dead. maybe it played dead? i was thinking of just stomping on it with my foot, but i was only wearing socks. i read before about all the sicknesses these rodents can give you. also this was a smart city rat. it did not fell for barrel on top, put a tube, smear on some peanut butter traps. my roomies build a few of them. no chance. we also tried to poison it. it wouldn't touch any of that. but it nibbled a hole through my cornflakes box… i felt bad so i shouted at the people around me to get a stick and spike it through its head. man, that took forever to get someone else to actually do something. they were all passively staring at the rat… finally, one of my roommates found a small metal rod and stood next to me. i was like: what are you waiting for? stick it though its head!! i felt like a chef doctor who is operating a team of assistants with he aim of killing the patient he finally, hesitantly stuck the rod through its head. that made it even worse. the exact moment i was shure the rat was dead i left the kitchen and went to my room. i left the task of disposing the body to the crew. my work was done. i wasnt proud of it. but i was glad it was over my then girlfriend was lying on the bed in my room. she told me she heard everything |
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now THIS is FOREPLAY!!!! |
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Not nearly as harrowing as any other (rat's) tale in this thread but my ex-partner had a house in Swansea, which was in a row of houses built in some kind of sheer, steep hill. It had a garden, but you'd come out of the kitchen outside, and then have to go up these really steep steps to get to the garden bit. So I went one morning, I'm going up these steep, steep steps, and then as my eye's got level with the ground ... level (I've no capacity for storytelling) there was just this fucking dirty great dead rat laid out like a foot away, at eye-level. I believe I actually screamed. |
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i had rats all over the place when i was a kid. one behind the cooker. a bunch in the ceiling. found a dead one sort of nailed behind a big sheet of metal when we first moved in. 1) i had 2 brown ducklings that i would let follow me around the house and they would sit on my head while i watched tv or whatever. they were really cool but a rat fucking savaged one in the night. it made me really anti rats. 2) i was at a friends house. a sort of converted mill next to a river. in the flowers and shrubbery there was this small cute rat and i bent down to pick it up. the strange thing was it was standing on top of a dead rat that was squashed entirely flat. i was in the process of trying to understand that. i touched the rat and it bit me really hard on the skin between my thumb and finger and it was swinging off of my hand biting me. 3) mum battered a rat to death with a piece of wood in the kitchen. i never saw that happen but it sounded gnarly 4) i saw a rat and i chased it and threw a paving slab at it. the corner of the square slab landed on its head planting the rats head straight into the soil. the slab was stuck upright while the rest of the rats body squirmed and flipped around. felt pretty sorry for it |
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5) there was one that just came in thru the window while me and a friend were playing computer games. it surprised us and we threw a bong at it and it ran back out the window haha 6) was listening to music and watching the rain outside and i see a massive rat run across the road and get squashed by a truck. that looked really gory |
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once i had to wave my arms and yell angrily at a woodpecker until he left. |
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