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everyone in here spit dogshit rhymes you sad motherfuckers my verse leave you black and blue with red cheeks like a retarded mime xltronic is retarded times this time i'm bringing the heat leaving you brushed up like a crushed cup in the garbage bag next to a fag mag and a spoiled piece of meat my shit IS the street they call me foul owl hand me the mic you bastards leave the thread on medi-cal jivverdicker pulls down his pants and shows drummond his canal brown with a french kiss ya'll remiss to think your troll game is tight frown when you see the allen wrench come out my work bench and clench in my fist i'm retool ya a-game with phobiazero on the mainframe tonight |
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hoot hoot to yr owl think small, so moot, im tighter than yr babysis cooter, so cute, apparently we're all on the lost, before we've even grown moss, just look back at dobbin and that lass from corrie, urrgh |
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no diss tho, fair sick tho, just im more cata9 than bumlick bro |
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the first rule of mice is all mice be suckas and if you handle it nice you ain't got no ruckus first you get a barrel on top you put a tube smear on some peanut butter just like anal lube the suckaz innate the suckaz don't debate just om nom want peanut butter ate piece |
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what grows on so called epic sized lice? or a lack of selfexam, blam, fuckup like aqa did worse than u compared to i and iq, halfwit shit, jivvydon't lob any more tunes, just indecently poor, more pity than war, kiss to mumsy and more, be aware, compared to yr non euclidean face, sheep say baa cow say moo, oh lord i've scored, chuckle and it's mumsy to cumsy bullsye from me to you |
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn? Euclidean space is an approximation. |
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one more gain, where the booty at WHOOT THERE IT IS all my friends, where the booty at WHOOT THERE IT IS all th fellas, where the booty at WHOOT THERE IT IS everybody, where the booty at WHOOT THERE IT IS |
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you chode log off lest i replace you with two lines of BASIC code |
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dobbin's yewtree trial, tee hee oh in teepee, a hide in pyramid of flimsy denial, jivver hostile witness with no paddle shitcreek, egyptians drowning in denial, all the while, too sick here shit run it all night 8 mile |
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Haha, isn't eygyptians and denial an old 'carry on' joke? |
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ooh missus, older than the skeleton of yr nan is? end of the pier to how yr receding fringe is? don't make me wanna um, whine , matter of when i'm gonna put you in binbags and lime, be just yr time |
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addendum: i'm obviously not yr friend mark let's make this end: addition to my mental nutrish list, not pissed but i'd laugh and nail you to a board with a giggle, laugh and mince away with a bumwiggle, maaan seen that 22 pinball scan on m'man and o shizzle, be it as it mizzle, exquifax cis and inside cable tap bizzle, don't walk away mate, think, breakfast for me is yr shit shut gate, smileywink |
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I'll leave you lot to it, it's getting a bit embarrassing now. |
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Calculations were sufficient Newtonian physics plot the course of my rhyme straight down the Nile and to the end of time. Tigress and Euphrates, Egyptian ladies, Build me a pyramid and buy me a Mercedes. Come over here and step into my Lexus, Pull down the top and drive into a nexus Reach in the glove compartment grab a bag of chex-mix give me a pretzel twist, for the twists on the road are the turns of my mind head into office-max and order 15 binds of the story of my life its filled with strife, i deliver solid truth from the edge of a knife. |
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slapbang man can't deal with whizzy or slap bass, o wotta slapped face, jivvseyluv is covert, oh splurt on the twins when mumsy's out? no doubt. anytime you fancy a rhyme, leave. or just leave |
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Haha! You need a cuddle quite soon. I'm sorry you haven't been dealt very good cards but that's the way it goes. |
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p turner is thrice everyones murder yet, but i dance and dazzle, ali make a man fret, shout for dan from the corner tho, pure got his back... what? o innit, gotta win it, present you a tnt explosive kitten any way ya gotta go, yknow, like gus with half yr face gone and man can't feel it, whats the quote from blow? drop down t2 melt with single malt and regrow, dig harder than shovel snow |
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If you want advice, think twice about rolling the dice thrice buy a vice at a discount price, or any device that can be used to slice It ain't nice to have mice with lice in my spicy rice, dude, you'd digest better if you chewed in the nude which would be lewd and rude if anyone viewed if anyone booed at these crude rhymes that I spewed they'd get sued faster than a prude on family feud that show sucks nuts what's up putz, I'll kick you in the nuts till your guts strut out your butt Your wiener may be cleaner, but mine is leaner and meaner and besides yours is greener Lookin for romance in your aunt's pants she enhanced her finance when she got a penis implant a humong' dong on a female is wrong if you have a shlong don't wear a thong or you're gonna get a gong sing along as I spit this song |
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Rap Battle? You'll be my chattel. Make the crowd wave while I'm raping a slave. See people today get sick kicks from all sorts of shit. I am just supplying what the market is crying for. Though I have to admit that it makes me feel nauseous, I feel Satan's watching so I need to be cautious. When I leave the stage I take a good long shower, Cleaning my mind praying to a Higher Power. I thank the Lord for all these years of keeping me a virgin. And helping me to save my sperm for a woman who deserves it. |
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Jivverdick, sick prick, suckes many many dick..should be hammered with a stick, my main man jivverdick! |
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trickster like loki bred with zé pilintra the man from la mancha fu manchu touch touché inhale my poison bouquet o yr getting oak? nope, gonna croak rasputin couldn't take a single whiff from my shitpit lickety split the sky like a bedsheet o reet cross yr moat crosser than raoul spin yr head like a dizzy owl no harm no foul no chicken no fish no pig no cow fudger of morals can't look too hard at the horrors of horrors sarin gargling kids o wot a shitfest flip brain channel bad top mammal bacterial weight drops like a drophammer men are not human men once yr homeless you can't go home again home is no longer home home is not homely soz for the silly talk sometimes mouldy riddly guff clearer or obfuscatory open mouth constant snap alligatory which towerblock narrowgate army salute made 24 flats so moot? 3 years, fiddling a stat like saddam get a badman kill bad man 3 years plus, 24 out rough? i am become detritus primary decayer faster than slayer history erasure photos are no-nos abstrex trenchcoat sten gun macho yr psychogeography is less than none to me still not on to me hide as a state of mind blanks and blurs booze n benz o dirt wall walled in headcase mens use yr dirt to dig and dig and dig and build or not, proper gordian play yr brain like an accordion context complexed for consistency yr shit is a piece of piss for me |
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kay, obviously this started jokey but we do seem to have a few honkythomas sadcase text rappers at least (i am ov u). i preliminarily propose a fortnightly battle thread with a series of topics chosen at random from a member willing to participate. randomise hopefully automated via script (hands up, last programming i dun was 90s vb), maybe ice dance style scoring? open to ideas like yr mums chuff |
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o, and i'll take any cunt turned up to 11 :) |
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in the style of ice cube. comin atcha maximum inconvenience a ripple ribbed johnny n da vatican interior sweeping minds wit my neuron powered back pack rubber stamp your conscious wit my rapping, major impact phalli-cally challenged, wit a planck length hardon bruce forsyt on da line n a lazer gilded polygon |
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I take my raps seriously and I wish I'd said, or rather rapped; "I thank the Lord for all these years of keeping me a virgin. And helping me to save my sperm for a woman who's deservin' " but you can't go back in rap battle (rapple? rattle?) so I guess I lose. Topic wise for future Rapples, well there's all sorts going on in the World. I propose either whatever's the headline of the Guardian that day (or any news outlet), or... well, no, that's all I'm proposing. PEACE |
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i tend to forget it's a priests repeat of ghost town nowadays joyrexs ego powerbase does not equal refugee status for fucktons of milkmans mumleg spunkdribble ignorant haytwig chewer up swallower of pua sons gyit bwoi gyet or i rubberhose yr every footstep |
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belb bag-eyed, kneelin by a peep-hole watchin on thai boy folding up a seat, though, don't panic, jivverdicker's round to call him out and play it coy as he fellates a jaundiced clown no really though, cauco-euro boys who've heard a bit of Wu should really stick to vd clinic noise no poise no ear no yes oh why hm here, come hear, for a belch of Welsh beer though tightfaced, sheertype, in pair of clogs with 6 pinstripes, so pick me, roll me over and flick me like a tonedeaf and doped down Whitney quick drink me, grow turgid all while you distenderloveandthenkiss me, and then wink for me, or i'll bludgeon you slowly to life with a chilled kinder pingui |
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stepped up to! finally, somebody at least tries bless him, bogtrotter wants to get in ickle wickle toadface grinsmug wipe that raggyoff spudmunch raggydoll grin falls like water, falls like road oh where's yr kneecap bits finish with a flourish, malnourished locked in lyrical h block ghraib shit fucking with yr head was that a glimpse of everything you ever loved as it burns and yr strapped deep in yr mental browncell hell bunkbed? haft, cut you off from glans to shaft have u palefaced pulling out catholic style on time like csi plotlines bang like landmines while u all sherbet fizzle pop, on the hop know when i blow i'll take a foot off |
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Begorrah, begorrah, Like no tomorrow, Leave you lost in the Belfast mosque. A pint of Guinness and a Kiełbaski myśliwska sausage, A mound of spuds that you could not finish. The land of Beckett, aw feck it. |
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be up on the gorrah finnegans testes amounts of soda and tea test the besta deez don't start like treaty betrayal bae recorded live sfo infiltrated or bribed, or both david and go...liath binaural, cataract five eyes or nanorobo beehives nobby like sheep going live |
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i knew this tramp in nottingham that ranted all day and night and ppl gave him 10p and he seemed geniunly pleased because it was positive reinforcement. he's dead now. |
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hahaha, oh dobbs. yeh, i too know of several mentally ill people who've died through neglect and social blindness and here's 10p go away. funnnneee! rubbing yr crystal balls? whose future are you seeing through a pint glass darkly? |
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Dobbin, making predictions, Belb dead, in a soup kitchen. Back in the day earthleakage was funny and smart, But now he's gone all bitter and tart. I'd like my old pal P back like how once he was used to, Instead of this somewhat ignoble future. |
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dance for dobby, strip to yr underpants if ye ain't got a home or jobby, or if yr a schoolie off corrie, muckyman gonna pop out his nobby |
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Accusations be flying. I hope you ain't lying, Not good to claim someone's a paedo, Without checking first if it's real tho', I'd hate to think my man Dob's is squalid, In the past he's proven himself politcally solid. The man's said "if there's grass on pitch", And let us remind ourselves "a bitch's a bitch" |
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tina's mate, back when my space was deeper, me and dobbs waxing hormonal, them maybe 2 years older than me, he was basically stelladaddy creeper, slimestained selfharm liverbomb weeper i'm nicer now but this ones a deserved sleeper or my shrivelled one poked in a hornets nest let's see if p can do his best |
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seizure wrist snapper sun seize ecstasy wrapper drop litter kittyshit toxoplasmo brainbucket oh ffffflip it suck my nip it wiggles on a mantit wrapped to a skeletal just unbearable so i cut u down buryable pass the spike for headpike turnpike sign see the site, sad collective sack of shite lobsterpot clawpull waiting for sim simma who's paying for phobzys bimma lets make it clear all abandon hope ye who enter here |
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rap rap rap rap rap raprrap rap raprrappprappp raprrprppprapprappp crappcrapcrappcrappppp muthaufucka dat's phresh |
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balloon boy race a landrace for the infinite ceiling get my meaning? man bred the land out of bounty nothing is sure to me anymore i'm just a poor boy buying up 14p noodles in manicure, fry pan a cure no colour in a pocket rule please make an appointment with doctor spite oh, er, shittyshite, watershed make batty wiggle like waterbed i and i blackash bogeys and well that'd be well yknow, did i say a foot'd be missing after i implode? cos that's what the meat of my battle is drink a smoke and sniff a whizz won't pay for homeland patriot binge on ikea no matter how cheap or... spensiv live life here enough won't wanna yll b all ov a gonner wield double edge shankshiv this man a tranq live vile and puke, halfarse 3d like my name was duke |
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The future is not some place we are going to but one we are creating. The paths are not to be found, but made, and the activity of making them changes both the maker and the destination. John Schaar When it comes to the future, there are three kinds of people: those who let it happen, those who make it happen, and those on WATMM that wonder what happened. Me (Partly) |
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take back wasteman stick it up a pastebin oompa loompa stick it up ya joompa wasteman TS waste LAN land full steamcunt ahead climb aboard the vinehoard minotaur bullfight rumshite slummer of the mind slattern point a mental gat soundtracked by ballslap what? voice overrule that empty bottle with schaar to observer's parasoapbox tablescrap take a cold soup kitchen ladle of that beeyatch |
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all mice be suckaz |
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man oh man, i was fuckin way out west for this thread |
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so was i |
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i think i was actually tripping when i wrote that |
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ethylphenidate, 3-fluorophenmetrazine and various synthetic cannabinoids here. no sleep for days. made me a mouthy twat convinced i was writing poetry when it was a load of druggy waffle |
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i know that freestyle thread has some guff too but it's only "for the lols" and i hope there's some structure / quality control |
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2ci is like psychedelic amphetamines, and probably equivalent to the philospher's stone if you're a stand-up comedian. |
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