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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-01-17 03:11 [#02593352]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-01-17 03:13 [#02593353]
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i'm kind of surprised he doesn't have hairy earholes. is
that natural, or does he groom them along with the five (5)
main clumps of hair storming by his ear


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-01-17 03:39 [#02593354]
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LAZY_TITLE

clearly at least 2016 as his nose is not sunburned to shit
classic primate "ook" display of the lower end of the teeth,
best exemplified by my internal portrait of dick cheney.
that guy was all lower teeth


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-01-17 03:41 [#02593355]
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ook and enclosing context


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-01-17 03:45 [#02593356]
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Suture self! But let's get back to the mention of the
wolf spider in this E-mail. When, Kleenexed and Magic taped
so as not to create a blood and spatter trail likely to
attract Henry Lee, I made my way down to the bunker to dig
out the field surgery kit, what should I espy when I opened
the door but the hairy lady pictured above, doubtless
looking right back at me with four times the number of eyes
I'd brought to our inadvertent first date.

I did what any rational primate would do under the
circumstances: screech ook!, then ignore the icky arthropod
and get on with the business at hand. When you're about to
bleed out because you've almost cut off the end of your
finger, spider bites are pretty far down the risk continuum.
Naturally, the next morning, the spider was nowhere to be
seen. Walker's First Law of Spiders, however, says “Once
you've seen a spider, you'll always see it again”.
Spiders, like ants and female cats in heat, are no more
constrained by walls, windows, and closed doors than
neutrinos. To wit, the following Saturday when,
notwithstanding assiduous, bordering on compulsive, looking
for beings with more legs or eyes than I am endowed with
sneaking through the airlock with me, shortly after watching
the latest episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, I
toddled down to the computer room to find my chance
acquaintance fixing me with an octo-ocular stare. After
taking these pictures, I released the spider a long, long
way from the house. And I never, ever again crossed the
NCGA!


trump is such shit, this thread started about him but
already i'm just quoting someone less dull four posts in


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-01-17 03:48 [#02593357]
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"walker's first law of spiders," essential for any fan of
the vibberts


 


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