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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-10-07 01:36 [#02586874]
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lol it cuts to some twat two minutes in
sorry you can stop there


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-07 21:39 [#02586924]
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Sudafed head


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-07 21:40 [#02586925]
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"Trump snorted Adderall all thru the day on ‘Apprentice’
he also ate UK. Sudafed like candy. But at night and at
parties he switched to cocaine and high-end Methamphetamine
that was hand-delivered by Bikers. The point is he was
always high. That hasn’t changed."


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-10-07 22:25 [#02586928]
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uk sudafed contains phenylephrine not pseudoephedrine; afaik
it "isn't abusable" (just had a quick google). mind you, it
used to be said that imodium wasn't able to be abused as an
atypical opioid, and ppl still found a way. a very
constipated way, but a way nonetheless


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-07 22:28 [#02586929]
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yeah I read that, perhaps he uses it to clear his nasal
passages after a huge mound of cocaine, I think its fair to
say he has a substance issue


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-07 22:29 [#02586930]
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biggest hint to me apart from the incomprehensible word
salads is his self grandiosity

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-10-07 22:37 [#02586932]
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oh yeah i wouldn't be surprised if he was on "something",
private physicians in the usa can pretty much just keep you
as wired / smacked up as you like if you've got the money to
spend. i think the arrogance is pathological though, if he
was doing lines of coke at his desk it'd be more obvious


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-07 22:41 [#02586933]
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yeah I think the arrogance is pathological, but its being
magnified via his drug abuse.

did you see the fake Oscars behind his desk


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-07 22:42 [#02586934]
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LAZY_TITLE

check out his sharpie collection and diet coke


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-10-07 22:44 [#02586935]
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yeah it's a fucking odd picture whichever way you look at it


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-10-07 22:54 [#02586937]
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but you sayin you want it to be free because of the peaches

beer sheva? wine sheva more likely


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-10-07 23:19 [#02586938]
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all reports indicate that trump is a teetotaler
his brother died of substances and that's sort of why
trump's drug is
himself.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-10-10 02:01 [#02587060]
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so, i've written here before: there is a swanky hotel bar a
few blocks away from work, and sometimes i'll nip off there
during lunch for a glass. the regular bartender for most
days is a diehard trump fan, and for months, i've been just
letting him assume i am too. i have carefully avoided lying,
saying anything i don't believe, and it regularly sends me
into crazy fits of mental gymnastics as i try and think of
how to respond without saying bullshit. he's a nice guy,
though, good bloke as we'd say. take away the trump fandom,
and, well, while he's not exactly a rocket scientist,
there's really not anything fundamentally wrong with him.
when i don't get hung up, he's great to just shoot the shit
with. even otherwise, it's actually quite interesting to me
to hear direct from the mind of a trump supporter, and
admitting i was "a liberal" would ruin it. he's repeatedly
referenced his liberal cousin, who, frankly, sounds exactly
like me, except he's let on that he's liberal. i can tell if
he's working shift when i walk up because he always has the
bar TV tuned to fox news.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-10-10 02:18 [#02587061]
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his wife is anti-trump and he's admitted feeling a bit
isolated at home in that regard. his daughter is going to
college and he tried to tell her how she needed both sides,
but she was all, whatever, dad. i said: yeah, when i went
off to college, i didn't take that shit seriously, either.
it's the truth

he was driving down to play poker with some childhood
friends last weekend and some asshole kids threw a rock into
his sunroof. it was hard for him to even process wtf at
first, because it was ~LOUD~ but where was that? why is
there breaking glass noise but no glass? eventually, he
looks up, and it was by the grace of safety glass that it
didn't shower all over him. just sort of distended. but
getting a sunroof replaced is not simple, and now he has to
figure out how to get his car back from two states away.
despite how deeply he's drank the fox news kool-aid, the guy
does not deserve this and fuck the kids that did that to
him

so it is quite a strange experience. there's respect,
empathy, and then absolute paralysis as he starts parroting
fox news talking points


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-10-12 16:50 [#02587358]
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graphic designer attempts to depict trump's henchmen. i
suppose the primary-color snakes represent talking points,
and the white powder is whatever drugs they're all on?

seriously, wtf.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-10-12 16:59 [#02587359]
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lol whops pt. II


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-13 00:19 [#02587395]
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The where your prototypical goons to do dirty work, its
funny how stereotypical they looked


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-13 00:21 [#02587396]
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accidently on purpose or really that incompetent? even my
mum can email the correct people


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-13 00:51 [#02587397]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-10-13 02:10 [#02587409]
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i've always had a particular dislike for rudy giuliani.
smile like a 50's car grille. reportedly, his staff has to
be very careful to avoid letting him go on TV after he's
been to a bar. an ironic pairing from trump and his
tea-totalling, tariff-on-wine bullcraprocy


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-13 02:17 [#02587410]
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yeah when 911 happened he was unceasingly self promoting,
really nauseating twat, he is like the corrupt mayor Robocop
would punch out of a window while snorting a line of cocaine



 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-10-13 02:28 [#02587411]
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dick jones. i work for dick
sample ends.


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2019-10-13 02:59 [#02587412]
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He is literally what would happen if Ultron and Lego Joker
had a baby and drank Russian vodka while pregnant


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-10-13 12:05 [#02587416]
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lol irl


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-12-11 05:42 [#02591352]
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there is a swanky hotel bar a few blocks away from work,
and sometimes i'll nip off there during lunch for a glass.
the regular bartender for most days is a diehard trump fan,
and for months, i've been just letting him assume i am too.
i have carefully avoided lying, saying anything i don't
believe, and it regularly sends me into crazy fits of mental
gymnastics as i try and think of how to respond without
saying bullshit.


that's it. i'm done
i can't do this any more

last time i was there i was having a hard time tolerating
it. he's never making arguments of any substance. statements
like, "impeachment? over what? what crime?" but mostly just
schoolyard attacks like, "oh, yeah, this guy, what a loser,
right?" and he's looking right at me and i'm all eeeehhh.
then there's some guy down the bar and they just start
cracking quips about some democrat being fat as if their
false idol, "the donald" wasn't a congealed pile of
fatburgers

seriously, i think i may never go there again. it's a
tragedy for america


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-12-11 05:44 [#02591353]
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our dumpster fire in chief


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-13 16:22 [#02597002]
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tldr summary: swanky hotel bar with a hardcore trumpy
bartender, to which i occasionally went, and just kind of
pretended i was a republican trumpy too while doing my best
to never lie about anything. but then over impeachment it
got too much

seriously, i think i may never go there again. it's a
tragedy for america


so, mostly haven't gone back there, but have a few times
last week and this week, partly out of curiosity. has
coronavirus effected the hotel?

fuck yes. i got an earful. a convention that was going to
bring in $$ was cancelled, they barely have anyone in the
rooms, management is having furious meetings upstairs,
talking about whether we can keep on all the staff

if you remove his political views, he's actually a nice,
decent guy. not terribly thoughtful or well-educated, but,
then, he is a hotel bartender. that his champion, the
donald, may have botched coronavirus so bad that it'll cost
him his job, well, a part of me is laughing. that's what you
get. the other part of me felt bad and left an extra-nice
tip. i had the feeling i may not be there again for a bit --
and, sure enough, next day, the office told everyone to
start working from home


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-03-14 17:28 [#02597100]
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might post a disclaimer there, posted back in times i
thought members of my family posted on here, couldnt find a
premise for my affirmation but anyway,


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-03-14 17:35 [#02597103]
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i thought Hyperflake was impersonating various arab
aquaintaces of mine, lol


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-03-14 17:36 [#02597104]
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thanks for letting it pass by guys


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-03-14 17:39 [#02597105]
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before the meds had me stable i've posted on here trying to
warn ppl of an alien invasion mo, don't sweat it!


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-06-30 05:42 [#02604481]
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my thots have occasionally been with swanky hotel bartender
man. i imagine he's probably not had the best time, as of
late.

fuck yes. i got an earful. a convention that was going to
bring in $$ was cancelled, they barely have anyone in the
rooms, management is having furious meetings upstairs,
talking about whether we can keep on all the staff


...and that was march 13, according to the xltronic
timestamp (if such things are to be trusted). before hotels
thoroughly shut the fuck down, along with the rest of the
city. i imagine he lost his job. he always had fox news on
at the bar, and whenever the democrat person had the screen,
he'd be all "ppf can you believe this loser" and i'd be all
"ohhh uhhh yeah" and then try to think of something to say
that did not disrupt his worldview but was also not a lie.
it was tough

if you do the math, his shit stands a good chance of being
critically fucked, at the moment. among his immediate family
-- wife, kids -- he was the lone trump supporter. as
mentioned, i last went there as the 'rona was starting to
pick up, but still hadn't particularly sunk in anywhere
other than corners of washington state. he was alternately
glum and defiant. one can only imagine the conversations he
and his wife had in the ensuing weeks and cringe, no matter
what your political alignment. i genuinely hope he comes out
alright.


 


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