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offline RussellDust on 2019-09-16 20:55 [#02585373]
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In this day and era of conservatism and nationalism, I
enjoy a clip of Stewart Lee, even if it’s six years

Who are our brexiteers here? I can only recall signeduptolol
and umbroman3... maybe SteeveMcQueen (not sure how to read
his recent posts).


offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-09-16 21:05 [#02585374]
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I don't know. I have foreign mates. I usually gravitated
towards foreigners as mates in my past jobs. I don't mind if
people speak in broken English. My great grandfather was
Maltese and spoke broken English. I lived in Japan for six
months and China for five years. Like, the other night I was
out with a guy from Mexico and his Polish wife and her hot
friend. Then I'm pretty good friends with this Hungarian
guy, we have a lot in common, similar taste in music and
stuff. It's usually the wavephace types that I try to avoid
and have a phobia against.

Stewart Lee is a bitter guy, I can understand why people
like him and agree with him. Comedy is really powerful at
influencing people's political opinions. I was more into
Peter Hitchens and William Lind. But now I don't give a fuck
about trying to convince anyone to copy my views.I'd
rather have mates than strongly held beliefs in anything in


offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-09-16 21:06 [#02585375]
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We'll probably start our own union and ask fellow countries
to join.

The differences will be:
We won't be trying to form a new country.
We won't be trying to create a new currency.
We won't be trying to create a European army.
We can base it on old English liberty and justice.
It will be more democratic than the EU.
It will be less kleptocratic than the EU.
We will want free trade and so on.
We can manage the borders to stop terrorists coming in.

The UK can pick off countries from the EU and have them
referendums on which union they prefer. A union of freedom
under British style rules or a union of tyranny under
Franco-German rules.


offline RussellDust on 2019-09-16 21:19 [#02585376]
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“Stewart Lee is a bitter guy”

But he’s clearly not. He has a persona onstage, yes, but
often breaks out of character to explain to “the daily
mail” what he’s actually trying to convey. I don’t
doubt your intellect but generally people who see him as
mean and bitter just don’t get him or don’t follow his
sketches until the end. Like when he says he wishes Richard
Hammond had died and that he hates him more than anyone
dead, alive or from fiction.


offline RussellDust on 2019-09-16 21:21 [#02585377]
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I doubt you even watched the whole clip, because your mind
is made up.


offline RussellDust on 2019-09-16 21:27 [#02585378]
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Like any of this could be, and was, taken out of
context. It’s just lazy to do so and shows a lack of
patience and insight.


offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-09-16 21:29 [#02585379]
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I used to watch him when I was a kid.I loved that childish
stuff they did.Tomorrow with Richard not judy.

Daily Mail changed editor and has a remain editor, the
owners are super rich remainers too. A lot of people don't
know that.

I tend to prefer treating the free press as a whole unit.
You have shit rags like the daily mail then you have shit
rags like the guardian too. It's all good as a free press. I
think freedom of the press is one of the cornerstones of
British culture. There's good and trash in most of the
papers. It's such a lazy trope to go "daily mail", "daily
mail" like some kind of millennial zombie (I mean the
English equivalents of wavephace). It's a newspaper that has
to make money to survive. It goes against what you read in
the BBC (official orthodoxy of liberalism or something).
That makes the daily mail a friend of liberty, freedom,
freedom of speech, freedom of the press, etc despite its
flaws which are many.


offline mermaidman on 2019-09-16 21:34 [#02585380]
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lol wavephace is on your side umbroman why are you dissing


offline RussellDust on 2019-09-16 21:35 [#02585381]
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I don’t think it’s lazy to call out the daily mail, and
calling out the daily mail doesn’t mean you praise
everything the Guardian prints out...


offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-09-16 21:35 [#02585382]
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u wot m8?


offline RussellDust on 2019-09-16 21:37 [#02585383]
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And gosh, you’re young umbroman, if you watched Lee as a
child. Never saw him as the childish type for children.


offline RussellDust on 2019-09-16 21:38 [#02585384]
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The Daily Mail is not a friend of Liberty... not in my


offline RussellDust on 2019-09-16 21:39 [#02585385]
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They write what they want, that’s about it!


offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-09-16 21:42 [#02585386]
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listening now

i like and respect gypsys (travellers), my mother worked in
a hospital as a cleaner and she knew a guy who was
seriously ill. when he died the family burned their super
expensive caravan down as is part of their culture when the
patriarch dies.

richard littlejohn and jan moir are cunts lol, i cant deny

people enjoy comedy with a moral edge to it, even if that
edge is leftist in nature. i guess it's satisfying to watch
a guy rip someone apart on a moral level. i prefer harry
hill, that guy who just tries to make you laugh without the
morality edge to it. if you want to enjoy stewart lee thats
fine by me lol.


offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-09-16 21:47 [#02585387]
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i mean,freedom of the press is essential to our liberty.
that means newspapers that you dont agree with get to
publish their views. contrast that with china where only
state sponsored views are allowed and the web is heavily
censored. if these stewart lee fans ever get power (like
they do over wikipedia) they banned the daily mail as a
source on wikipedia by the way. if they had power they
would start banning newspapers like the daily mail.


offline mermaidman on 2019-09-16 21:49 [#02585388]
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i especially like the part where he says the uk can pick off
countries from the eu lol


offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-09-16 21:51 [#02585389]
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it's inevitable.
if we leave the EU we're starting our own union on our own
and it will kick the arse of the EU morally, financially, in
terms of free dom and high standards of living.


offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-09-16 21:53 [#02585390]
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and it will kick the arse of turkey


offline mermaidman on 2019-09-16 21:54 [#02585391]
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you can start a union in your room umbroman a "terrorist
free" union


offline mermaidman on 2019-09-16 21:55 [#02585392]
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lol remember umbroman you have to align with the chosen jews
though or god won't be on your side


offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-09-16 21:56 [#02585393]
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will leave it to boris and nigel


offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-09-16 21:57 [#02585394]
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im totally fucked in that regard, jews are hella strong and
magic and stuff, people don't believe it, i wouldn't believe
it myself if i wasnt going through it


offline mermaidman on 2019-09-16 22:00 [#02585398]
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i know i'm just reminding you. think about it uk union you
pick who you want and plus you have the jews on your side


offline mermaidman on 2019-09-16 22:02 [#02585399]
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no muslims *cough* excuse me terrorists in your borders


offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-09-16 22:03 [#02585400]
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sounds pretty good to me


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-09-16 22:06 [#02585401]
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just to let you know, stewart lee was the script editor for
harry hill's first programme on channel 4, all 3 series i


offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-09-16 22:09 [#02585402]
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Recruitment for Islam, I've had enough of it. It belongs in
Saudi Arabia not the UK. We're sucking at the teet of the
Saudis, and they respond by recruiting the English for
Islam. If people want to follow the brutalities of the
Prophet Mohamed they should leave the UK. If they don't
follow him literally and can live in peace without
proselytising and forced conversions then there isn't a
problem. The majority in the UK don't want terrorists coming


offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-09-16 22:10 [#02585403]
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Well fuck me lol


offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-09-16 22:13 [#02585404]
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offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-09-16 22:14 [#02585406]
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offline mermaidman on 2019-09-16 22:21 [#02585407]
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yeah i know that's why you should kick every muslim out of
your vip union


offline mermaidman on 2019-09-16 22:23 [#02585408]
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there could be a bouncer in the border ad he could check ids


offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-09-16 22:23 [#02585409]
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just the convert or die types who are currently thriving


offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-09-16 22:25 [#02585410]
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uk has a sea border, wouldn't be much hassle for us to
patrol the borders and stop terrorists coming in. but the
politicians are useless.


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-09-17 01:49 [#02585412]
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the only real complaint i have about immigrants is when they
gum up the works due to cultural obliviousness in context of
the subway or some shit. anyone who lives in the area for a
year or two, well, they figure it out... but, until then,
certain ethnicities are such a pain in the ass. africans and
indians, i am looking at you

strangely enough, chinese immigrants don't jam up the subway
-- they save all that for when they're driving a car

i guess it's not even about immigrants, just a general
impatience, intolerance for slow people, and an almost
autistic level of insistence that things run properly


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-09-17 01:56 [#02585413]
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you can often tell who came from bumfuck, third world
country by the walk, in sort of the same way chicks who are
girly-girls have a distinct sort of walk. girly-girl walk is
a tightly-clenched sphincter. bumfuck, third world walk, on
the other hand, is like a fistful of xanax. glacially slow,
placid. everyone flows around you rapidly as you clog up the
middle of the sidewalk

if i were president, i would require any immigrants without
a degree to take classes on how to walk properly


offline wavephace from off the chain on 2019-09-17 02:16 [#02585415]
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I think a lot of xenophobes forget the huge GDP boost
immigration provides. When I think of immigration I think of
all the ways in which immigrants are extremely beneficial to
The Economy. Xenophobes tend to dehumanize immigrants, but
in fact immigrants are just as human as you and me. They do
normal human stuff like buy food, buy alcohol, buy clothing,
buy electronics, buy movie and event tickets, buy household
goods, buy personal hygiene products, buy Funko Pop
figurines, buy and rent property, buy and rent automobiles,
ride public transit, consume fuel and electricity, subscribe
to mobile phone services, subscribe to internet services,
subscribe to media services, visit hospitals and clinics,
attend institutes of higher education, take out loans, use
credit cards, pay interest, etc. What's not to like?


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-09-17 02:28 [#02585416]
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my mom's parents came over from ireland. glad i support
immigration... 'cos, if i didn't, i'd have to do some
arduous mental gymnastics to justify my own place here.
america was colonized. the original occupants of the land
were subjected to medium-low genocide and then left to
marinate in casino crockpots. it is only fitting that we be
crushed by the same forces that formed us

no, nah. i think about it in engineering terms. GDP is a
solid [data] point, but i would go broader -- think of it
about an inflow of talent. talent will naturally lead to
better economics. that america should dismiss anyone of
talent who would like to move here, is absurd. it's part of
what makes america a powerhouse in things like technology:
someone is all, "oh, jeez, it's kind of difficult to launch
a startup in [distressed place], i should emigrate to
america and do it there because it won't be doomed." there
are other wonderful countries out there, and such people
will just go over there instead, and meanwhile, it won't
change the refugee situation.

the refugee thing is quite a minefield. trump cut a lot of
the aid that was a levy against the forces of bullshit in
south america, and that tea kettle eventually began to
whistle. is it america's job to lob money into another
country's problems? no, not really -- but it is in our
interests, and that's why we've been doing it. meanwhile,
border towns are going through a lot of bullshit from both
refugees and their own government and that's just unfair

there's no way to condense all this crap into a soundbite,
and that's why we're fucked.


offline Tony Danza from the inside on 2019-09-17 12:41 [#02585430]
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Shaykh Trump's ban on Juul is a step towards Islamification
of America, pushing young smokers toward shisha bars where
they can take the Shahada under peer pressure.

Vote Bernie: Deus Vult


offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2019-09-17 16:11 [#02585431]
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I only voted for Brexit because I didn't like David Cameron
and I thought Remain would win. It was a protest vote that
has returned to bite me in the arse.

I was thinking would I be more upset if I'd voted Remain and
then lost, or suffer the shame of voting for Leave? I don't
know, it's beyond me. Who allowed me to vote, a drunk monkey
with a gun!?!?!??

I'm not anti-immigrant, I'm of Belgian and Irish stock, but
I am against the Deification of the Immigrant. We have to
recognise that for all the economic benefits and ooh
Ethiopian Restaurants (the fucking irony) we do also import
problems that must cost us a fortune (mainly Islam-related
bullshit, African-related bullshit, black males weird super
macho homo culture, Pakistani tribal politics).

In other news I am writing some porn fiction starring
Shamima Begum.


offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2019-09-17 17:29 [#02585435]
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I voted leave as I simply don't want to be a part of a
united states of europe. I don't see the point in the the UK
being in the EU, and would prefer a simple free trade
agreement. I don't want the Euro, Schengen or freedom of
movement, but that doesn't mean I disagree with european
migration or even most of the EU's key values for its

I read an article just after the referendum result about
london's foreign doctors and nurses that had allegedly seen
a vast increase of racial hatred. One particular doctor said
he had decided to move to Australia to get away from the
anti migration sentiment in the UK, despite the Aussie
immigration policy being the one promoted for us to adopt.

This whole thing has been a colossal fuck up from start to
finish with what could have been simple if it wasn't for
those meddling cunts in parliament.


offline RussellDust on 2019-09-17 17:48 [#02585441]
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Since the whole Brexit thing Cornwall police had felt a 60
odd per cent increase in hate crimes and racial slurs on
black police. Clearly brexit Interested people like
yourself, but also closet nationalist racists who feel more
comfy now. Like you say “it’s a colossal fuck up”.


offline RussellDust on 2019-09-17 17:51 [#02585442]
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Important part of the vote, wether brexit is about this or
not. I doubt that taking the racist nationalists
scaredy-cats’ vote out of the equation this thread would
exist. I appreciate your point of view, McQueen, and my
fucking hell do i welcome a fresh perspective from a


offline mermaidman on 2019-09-17 19:22 [#02585454]
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what do u know about black males apart from sucking their
dicks looooool


offline mermaidman on 2019-09-17 19:25 [#02585456]
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and u like aphex twin's music which u shouldn't actually
because it's all african american u should go listen to some
british white boy playing a violin or something


offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2019-09-17 21:53 [#02585462]
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I like coffee but that doesn't mean I want to live with
Brazilians. I like curry but I'm not about to up sticks to
the fucking Hindu Kush.


offline mermaidman on 2019-09-17 22:25 [#02585463]
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yeah that's the kind of homo opinion i was expecting from
you. you're not expected to live with anyone. they are not
going to sleep on your couch. who the fuck are u to even
give an opinion about which races you'd not prefer to live
in a society with, u think everyone is so happy to live in a
society in which a cunt like u exists


offline Tony Danza from the inside on 2019-09-17 22:56 [#02585464]
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Actually, Roger is required by the Immigrant Deification
Laws to lodge at least four Eritreans. The bedsit must be
packed - with Love! 🏳️‍🌈


offline wavephace from off the chain on 2019-09-17 23:28 [#02585465]
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Immigration is huge economic boon and if you don't agree you
deserve to have immigrants sent to your town, as punishment!


offline mermaidman on 2019-09-17 23:34 [#02585466]
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what did the four eritreans do to deserve it though


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