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i had a happy accident earlier today when i slipped and fell on a large eggplant |
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if u must know it did enter my anus yes. what happy accident did YOU have |
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Answering this would require my "life" to have.. events. |
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u never know when an event may find you wmw... or should i say knock on your door. don’t be surprised if some hunk with a large eggplant comes knocking on your door tonight |
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All this talk about eggplants reminded me to play kid icaris on gameboy again. I forgot I do have events in my life but they are videogame related. I'm quite sure I had a happy accident in tetris recently but I forgot precisely what it was. |
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btw google thought me that the japanese eggplant is smaller than your average eggplant |
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you could start a online service assplant, for a marginal fee a man can come round your house and insert an aubergine into your anus, it will be bigger that uber |
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the government wouldn't allow that because they don't want you to attain your anal liberation. right, wmw? |
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A spot of luck! Neighbour gave me a big cucumber from her garden. (it go's in the mouth hole sorry) |
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, an x-files episode syncs up to my track |
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but that is only happy tony danza no accident unless you fell over and deepthroated the big cucumber |
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I had some huge delicious hot dogs last week. also in mouth |
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hotdogs you mean you had more than one hotdog in your mouth. that's good |
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anal liberation front abbreviation is ALF |
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