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online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-05 01:26 [#02581893]
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previously on zilty

today, i log into twitter to literally find hashtag
#notmyariel at the top of the trending list. i
click it. it is a huge surging torrent of alt-right
garbage: ariel isn't black!

to think i felt a tad ageist for claiming halle was too
old.

all of these issues aside, she is still not a very good
actor. but, christ, it's kind of unreal this a hashtag trend


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-05 01:28 [#02581894]
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i dunno. i think, at least, my gripe makes sense: you're
having a 52 year old woman play the role of a teenage girl.
can't you get someone more appropriate? and instead the
trogs are on about race. fucking retards


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-05 01:52 [#02581895]
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#wtf


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-05 02:00 [#02581896]
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ok now a tide of sarcasm is pushing back

strange times.


 

offline mohamed on 2019-07-05 12:10 [#02581919]
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i checked out Tony, now im all ready and set up


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-07-05 16:12 [#02581925]
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i wish halle berry was the mermaid she can be my
mermaidwoman alright


 

online DADONCK from here on 2019-07-05 17:03 [#02581926]
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heres your maid, mm


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-07-05 17:15 [#02581927]
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seapunk aesthetic ftw, azealia banks rules


 

offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-07-05 17:26 [#02581928]
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Broke With Expensive Taste is one of my favourite albums of
the decade. She's crazy, she's a witch, she's the James
Joyce of rap. She should put the fins on again. Where is
Fantasea II. Goddamn.


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-05 23:51 [#02581945]
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i've only heard 212 but it definitely grabbed my ear when it
came on the radio in like 2013. then there's this


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-05 23:58 [#02581946]
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what. flol


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-06 00:01 [#02581947]
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as a ginger


 

offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-07-06 01:43 [#02581956]
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I laughed like a hyena when she called Grimes a brittleboned
methhead who smells like a roll of nickels

also she is a witch


 

offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-07-06 02:04 [#02581957]
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I mean has anyone else ever done this with words
no they have not


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-06 02:20 [#02581959]
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yes that is exactly the sort of dank detuned rap bullshit i
wanted
i should check out more of her catalogue, i suppose?

still, 212 is way better than this


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-06 02:21 [#02581960]
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mike paradinas freaking out
"i had this with trap! why i am not cool"


 

offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-07-06 13:14 [#02581966]
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Anyways speaking of mermaids we should keep in mind that if
we limit warming to 1.5 degrees we'll lose 70% of remaining
coral reefs, and if we blow past 2 degrees, as we're almost
certain to do, we'll lose virtually all coral.

Great round-up from my favourite doomer scientist-novelist
Peter Watts here.


 

offline Roger Wilco from It's eBay for Sex on 2019-07-07 13:56 [#02582035]
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I have no strong feelings as regards Halle Berry.
She's not generally in films I watch and the only one she is
in, Pierce Brosnan's fuck-awful coda to his tenure as
Bond, Die Another Day, she plays some utterly sexless pixie
(called Jinx) that has all the sensuality of catching your
younger sister undressing (NOT SEXY). Women in Bond films,
unless they're Rosa Klebb or Irma Bunt, need to give the
impression that, given the nod, they would totally gobble
off Bond. Not Berry. Uh uh. Fucking Jinx, some abortive spin
off that never got beyond the "Well, it's Halle Berry and
she's a bit sassy... er". And, with her coming out of the
sea, to reference Ursula Andres in Dr No... the fucking
nerve...

God I hate Die Another Day.


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-07-07 13:57 [#02582036]
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I watched Goldeneye last night
was so corny yet classy
The russian bird was so fit and the other russian bird was
fit too


 

offline Roger Wilco from It's eBay for Sex on 2019-07-07 17:08 [#02582052]
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Goldeneye is ace. Ace I tell you, I saw it about 4 times as
the cinema. And check out the Eric Serra soundtrack (and his
Nikita one) - odd Euro vibes but do I ever like it


 

offline Roger Wilco from It's eBay for Sex on 2019-07-07 17:12 [#02582053]
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"Women in Bond films, unless they're Rosa Klebb or Irma
Bunt, need to give the impression that, given the nod, they
would totally gobble
off Bond.
- Yes I include Judie Dench's "M" in this
cachet.


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-07-07 17:12 [#02582054]
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i used to play the shit out of the n64 game too


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-07-07 18:14 [#02582058]
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Black people aren't even real. It's white people wearing
costumes of mythical "black" people with the purpose to
divide and conquer the population. Take Oprah for example, a
white person with black makeup. She took part in the release
of a movie called "precious" starring another white person
with black makeup who plays the role of a fat black person
with aids who steals fried chicken, and I'm not making that
up:
LAZY_TITLE
Why would a "black" person like Oprah, supposedly, support a
movie that paints such obvious stereotypical negative
connotations? I mean, a fat black person with aids who
steals chicken? Whites vs blacks is just whites vs whites
with black makeup. It's all an IN-Q-TEL psyop. There's this
one wasp that sneaks into an ant nest and releases a
pheromone that makes the ants attack eachother too.


 

offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-07-08 01:42 [#02582078]
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found a good, meme. ;)


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-08 01:57 [#02582079]
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i think she made more sense as a ginger; there's the venus
de milo thing that is clearly ginger. but, really, whatever.
i'm just happy it was name confusion and they didn't
actually cast a 52yo woman to play a teenage girl. i'm still
not going to see the movie, i'm just slightly relieved. i
view these sort of casting decisions as a general
thermometer of humanity's sanity.


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-08 02:00 [#02582080]
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this aesthetic, plus original 80s/90s disney aesthetic,
and you logically arrive at the original little mermaid.
it's a different time, i suppose, and it's not terribly
absurd to do a different movie. but, again, i doubt i will
watch it.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-07-08 05:08 [#02582085]
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They should straight up do it black on purpose rather than
as politically correct virtue signalling. Like when she
finds the fork she should say "Oh nigga I'm fittin'
to use this dazingle hopper to comb the naps outta my
fro" and they should refer to some undersea plants as
"collard greens". Everyone else should still be white, just
the little mermaid should be black. You can see how dumb
these movies are by changing the wording slightly "The Small
Mermaid", see how dumb that sounds? "The little mermaid" is
just as dumb but cultural repetition blinds people to it.

 

offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-07-08 12:54 [#02582093]
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fun fact: wMw exudes a pheromone that makes chickens want to
peck him to death. he is banned from chicken country


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-07-08 14:17 [#02582096]
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the small mermaid is what i call my peepee though


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-07-08 14:18 [#02582097]
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example: the small mermaid got some good pussy this season.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-07-08 23:14 [#02582116]
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Doctoresse Who


 


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