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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-03 23:08 [#02581734]
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LAZY_TITLE

i thot she was quite fetching in that james bond film but
she's a bit too told for a seashell bikini now


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-03 23:11 [#02581735]
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seriously, at least get rihanna or something. you can't find
anyone under 50 to play what is clearly a teenage girl
role?

i have avoided watching the aladdin remake, but i suspect
this will be even more of a travesty.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-03 23:12 [#02581736]
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halle berry is not a particularly good actress. nowhere near
the talent of will smith. i wasn't even aware she was a
"singer" until this news article


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-03 23:17 [#02581737]
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there's also the obvious wavephace rant, here: the little
mermaid is now black, and ursula is now white (melissa
mccarthy -- no arguments with casting there)


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-04 00:16 [#02581739]
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halle bermaid

i totally missed opportunity on thred title


 

offline mohamed on 2019-07-04 00:17 [#02581740]
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Ah well dick so minuscole


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-04 00:18 [#02581742]
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which dick in particular?

pick in darticular?


 

offline mohamed on 2019-07-04 00:21 [#02581744]
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Ha ha. I took a day off, too much beard. I just shaved it
but i better dont in the next 24 hours


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-04 00:22 [#02581745]
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i hate shaving. i would forego it entirely if i didn't look
like shit with a beard


 

offline mohamed on 2019-07-04 00:24 [#02581746]
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Same and in the same order


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-04 00:32 [#02581747]
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back on topic, i can only hope they asked rihanna, but she
turned them down because this is clearly shit. otherwise
they're idiots


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-04 00:40 [#02581748]
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i haven't seen "battleship" but i can't imagine rihanna
would be much worse than halle berry in, like, everything
i've seen with her in it


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-04 00:41 [#02581749]
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i don't even like rihanna. i'm just a compulsive sorter and
i get annoyed when someone puts things in the wrong boxes


 

offline mohamed on 2019-07-04 00:44 [#02581750]
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nothing beats mermaid at 8 oclock


 

offline mohamed on 2019-07-04 00:46 [#02581751]
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i mean colombian fucking donkeys is equally hurtful but less
invasive because external, not physic. not for me at least.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-04 01:11 [#02581756]
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i can only feel that halle berry got this role because
anyone who would have been appropriate for it rightly told
disney to go fuck themselves.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-04 01:13 [#02581758]
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seriously, what has she done since james bond co-star? a
bunch of bit parts in xmen movies


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-04 01:18 [#02581759]
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ep


 

offline mohamed on 2019-07-04 01:51 [#02581765]
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there was a guy from Sudan, King Beera, is he alive, in the
immigrant detention center ive been to that was hurtful as
much, i erupted against him once and the others had to
divide us, so fixated with his friends on israel on facebook
(and the pic i taken with them) and about his job about
making inscriptions on jewish tombs with the computer. gives
a shit if he said he had a problem with the general and that
he's named like a guy from Jerusalem. waging middle fingers
just like morons from hebron.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-04 01:52 [#02581766]
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then there was the UAE crown prince fashion designer bro who
died of a drug orgy overdose a couple days ago. i'm so
broken up. i'm crying


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-04 02:03 [#02581767]
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there's this viral vid/gif of a bunch of UAE guys. they have
a some large cat -- tiger? cheetah? chained up in a corner.
one arab chap is leaning in, trying to get the perfect
cameraphone shot, and one of his mates promptly kicks him in
the ass, leaving him sprawled in front of the large cat, who
promptly begins taking swipes. he loses control of his
bowels, as everyone around erupts with laughter.

in the discussion of the vid, someone requested an
explanation of this fucking shit. UAE response was, "lots of
money and no drugs"

and it just gets more dismal, apparently, once drugs are
involved.


 

offline wavephace from President, CJAX on 2019-07-04 02:24 [#02581768]
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I know all WOC look the same to you, but Halle Bailey isn't
the same person as Halle Berry


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-04 02:28 [#02581770]
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both of them are shit as actresses, however, and it is yet
another moment in which disney has taken a giant dump upon
something important to my childhood under the mistaken
assumption i will pay money for this.


 

offline wavephace from President, CJAX on 2019-07-04 02:38 [#02581772]
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>shit actress
>won the Oscar for best actress

facepalm.jpg


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-04 02:40 [#02581773]
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as horribly profiteering as the aladdin reboot was, at least
will smith was involved. i say this dispute giving him as
much shit as everyone else did in the relevant threads.
halley bermaid, though? i pray this is the big-budget reboot
flop that teaches disney a lesson -- but, hey, i don't
actually have that much faith in the public. it will turn a
profit, quietly, perhaps not what disney spank-dreamed to,
but enough that we can look forward to, i dunno -- live
action jungle book? charlie and the chocolate factory, very
painfully absent gene wilder?

but, at least, the creeping dinosaur death of big-budget
flim has been offset by streaming art-house like black
mirror.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-04 02:43 [#02581774]
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seriously do not even want to pirate the new aladdin, as
equally as i will not even want to pirate bermaid 2.0. even
for complete free, this is crap. probably not as horrid as
total recall 2.0, but i wouldn't know, because i have
carefully avoided seeing even a screencap from that as
well.

if we reboot robocop, do we have to retain dick jones'
inhumanly-long arms amidst his terminal plummet as well? if
not, i'm out. don't even get me started about the 'green
calx' sample


 

offline mohamed on 2019-07-04 10:29 [#02581786]
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pee pee yesterday it rained and my co worker bonzi left the
windows my c0 opened, found her all soaked in water or
something ;)


 

offline mohamed on 2019-07-04 10:33 [#02581787]
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i just


 

offline mohamed on 2019-07-05 05:57 [#02581904]
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i dreamed mermaidman for the first time in my life, two
lovebirds we were


 


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