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i thot she was quite fetching in that james bond film but she's a bit too told for a seashell bikini now |
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seriously, at least get rihanna or something. you can't find anyone under 50 to play what is clearly a teenage girl role? i have avoided watching the aladdin remake, but i suspect this will be even more of a travesty. |
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halle berry is not a particularly good actress. nowhere near the talent of will smith. i wasn't even aware she was a "singer" until this news article |
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there's also the obvious wavephace rant, here: the little mermaid is now black, and ursula is now white (melissa mccarthy -- no arguments with casting there) |
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halle bermaid i totally missed opportunity on thred title |
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Ah well dick so minuscole |
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which dick in particular? pick in darticular? |
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Ha ha. I took a day off, too much beard. I just shaved it but i better dont in the next 24 hours |
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i hate shaving. i would forego it entirely if i didn't look like shit with a beard |
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Same and in the same order |
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back on topic, i can only hope they asked rihanna, but she turned them down because this is clearly shit. otherwise they're idiots |
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i haven't seen "battleship" but i can't imagine rihanna would be much worse than halle berry in, like, everything i've seen with her in it |
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i don't even like rihanna. i'm just a compulsive sorter and i get annoyed when someone puts things in the wrong boxes |
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nothing beats mermaid at 8 oclock |
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i mean colombian fucking donkeys is equally hurtful but less invasive because external, not physic. not for me at least. |
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i can only feel that halle berry got this role because anyone who would have been appropriate for it rightly told disney to go fuck themselves. |
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seriously, what has she done since james bond co-star? a bunch of bit parts in xmen movies |
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there was a guy from Sudan, King Beera, is he alive, in the immigrant detention center ive been to that was hurtful as much, i erupted against him once and the others had to divide us, so fixated with his friends on israel on facebook (and the pic i taken with them) and about his job about making inscriptions on jewish tombs with the computer. gives a shit if he said he had a problem with the general and that he's named like a guy from Jerusalem. waging middle fingers just like morons from hebron. |
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then there was the UAE crown prince fashion designer bro who died of a drug orgy overdose a couple days ago. i'm so broken up. i'm crying |
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there's this viral vid/gif of a bunch of UAE guys. they have a some large cat -- tiger? cheetah? chained up in a corner. one arab chap is leaning in, trying to get the perfect cameraphone shot, and one of his mates promptly kicks him in the ass, leaving him sprawled in front of the large cat, who promptly begins taking swipes. he loses control of his bowels, as everyone around erupts with laughter. in the discussion of the vid, someone requested an explanation of this fucking shit. UAE response was, "lots of money and no drugs" and it just gets more dismal, apparently, once drugs are involved. |
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I know all WOC look the same to you, but Halle Bailey isn't the same person as Halle Berry |
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both of them are shit as actresses, however, and it is yet another moment in which disney has taken a giant dump upon something important to my childhood under the mistaken assumption i will pay money for this. |
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>shit actress >won the Oscar for best actress facepalm.jpg |
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as horribly profiteering as the aladdin reboot was, at least will smith was involved. i say this dispute giving him as much shit as everyone else did in the relevant threads. halley bermaid, though? i pray this is the big-budget reboot flop that teaches disney a lesson -- but, hey, i don't actually have that much faith in the public. it will turn a profit, quietly, perhaps not what disney spank-dreamed to, but enough that we can look forward to, i dunno -- live action jungle book? charlie and the chocolate factory, very painfully absent gene wilder? but, at least, the creeping dinosaur death of big-budget flim has been offset by streaming art-house like black mirror. |
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seriously do not even want to pirate the new aladdin, as equally as i will not even want to pirate bermaid 2.0. even for complete free, this is crap. probably not as horrid as total recall 2.0, but i wouldn't know, because i have carefully avoided seeing even a screencap from that as well. if we reboot robocop, do we have to retain dick jones' inhumanly-long arms amidst his terminal plummet as well? if not, i'm out. don't even get me started about the 'green calx' sample |
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pee pee yesterday it rained and my co worker bonzi left the windows my c0 opened, found her all soaked in water or something ;) |
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i just |
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i dreamed mermaidman for the first time in my life, two lovebirds we were |
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