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offline mohamed on 2019-06-14 17:39 [#02580171]
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i just wanted to spam the title


 

offline mohamed on 2019-06-14 17:52 [#02580172]
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did you know theres an al-aqsa hairdresser in the town i was
born?


 

offline mohamed on 2019-06-14 17:59 [#02580173]
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poor bald sods


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-15 02:39 [#02580190]
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this track must absolutely feature samples from x-files
5x12; bad blood. it features some actor you'll probably
recognize as a vampire working as a pizza delivery boy. he
doses mulder's pizza with chloral hydrate so he can feed on
him. but it turns out, even though he's really a vampire,
he's just seen too many movies.


 

offline mermaidman from ❤ anal bffs 4ever! xoxo on 2019-06-15 13:05 [#02580205]
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where is the track you forgot to upload it


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-15 15:39 [#02580210]
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yeah mohamed where is it


 

offline mohamed on 2019-06-16 00:02 [#02580228]
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the music is finished, as uncle alì would say


 

offline mohamed on 2019-06-16 00:10 [#02580230]
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a little background of uncle ali, not real uncle but
preferred one, humble person, has moustaches and only arab
present out of the church at my mother's funeral.


 

offline mohamed on 2019-06-16 00:20 [#02580231]
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actually they were two, but forget the egyptian military for
once


 

offline mermaidman from ❤ anal bffs 4ever! xoxo on 2019-06-16 11:03 [#02580255]
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was your uncle ali a musician


 

offline mohamed on 2019-06-16 11:16 [#02580257]
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nope, a worker.

this reminds me im reading the news and it seems there has
been a car bomb in mogadishu on yesterday with 8 deads, by
the same group the man arrested in my street belonged to. i
have been hanging out with eritrean and somalian people when
i was young, mostly posing as hip hop scene, not around the
place im living now, and only one of them once let himself
go with osama kind of clownish support, the same as an uncle
once would display. same guy who sold me my first spliff
(charas, was destroyed til the next day and feared i didnt
back normal), only to meet him ages later with some kind of
burnout after coming back from london and saying he had
cooled down, with the same eye of will smith in aladdin.


 

offline mohamed on 2019-06-16 12:14 [#02580260]
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there is a reason why im typing this, and because i was told
he dared to kick his mother while on return of a night he
was high on spirits


 

offline mohamed on 2019-06-16 12:23 [#02580262]
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truly a line stepper, like charlie murphy says about rick
james


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-20 04:26 [#02580502]
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this is beautiful outsider art and i am stealing it
wholesale and posting it to riced out yugo right now.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-20 04:40 [#02580503]
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ok, done.

i want to be clear: i know this is a perhaps a serious thing
you wrote about, and i do not mean any disrespect. the way
you've written it, however, is amazingly awesome. while i
suspect it was not deliberate, i would actually prefer it if
it was.

i'll throw you a few examples:

"a night he was high on spirits"

there are three things going on here, in a beautiful
inseparable tangle:

- to be in "high spirits" means to be be energetically
happy; exuberant.
- to be "high on" something means to be on a drug. "high on
weed" but it can also extend to non-drug -- "high on life"
- spirits, while not commonly used this way in modern
english, still clearly carries a second meaning of "liquor"

i suspect you mean he was drunk. your meaning is clear.
however, the way you've said it has so much going on. the
difference between a ballad and an orchestra

"line stepper"

you've taken the idiom "step over the line" and condensed it
into a two-word phrase that sounds like some chav track with
donks, and i love it.

"same guy who sold me my first spliff (charas, was destroyed
til the next day and feared i didnt back normal)"

sometimes i also feardedidn't bback to noprmals


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-20 04:41 [#02580504]
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high on life also meaning the same thing as being in high
spirits. being on high spirits, though? that's a new level


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-20 04:53 [#02580505]
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oh, yes, also -- now i can hear in my hed what the track
"line stepper" would sound like. the intro, at least. i
could do it in milkytracker

sometimes the name comes before the song. like
clavinova carbomb. it was 2004 or something, i was stoned out
of my gourd, and i think: clavinova carbomb.

immediately what i see is a clavinova -- a high-test digital
piano build by yamaha -- exploding in a bloom of fire. like,
a carbomb, except it's rigged to a certain note on the
clavinova, or something. the clavinova explodes. then it
reverses. then it explodes. then it reverses

i fired up my music software, and promptly got nowhere. i
tried again. i got nowhere.

in 2010 or so, i re-watched Casino (1995). the opening scene
with de niro's car bomb exploding re-opened up the file in
my brain. i extracted the audio from Casio (1995). i'd
gotten better at music, and it came together over the course
of a few hours.

track names can take a while to cultivate into trax


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-20 04:55 [#02580506]
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no, actually, i'm not sure... i think i _might_ have
actually just nailed the implode/explode part straight off
and it wasn't until i had the sample that i had the missing
part?

i could go dig into the project files, but, well, whatever


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-20 04:58 [#02580507]
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ok, after a think, i know now.

i remember working on the final version and it was a bit
iffy trying to mix the outro into the house organ of
whatever iconic 60s song that's playing. having to kind of
bodge that aspect of the sample in.

at this point, i think: ok, yes. i just bashed out the piano
implode/explode immediately, but then i got stuck. then i
re-watched Casino (1995) six months later and realized i had
the missing part


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-20 04:59 [#02580508]
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*six years later

mohamed moments


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-20 05:01 [#02580509]
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speedy pizza.

i guess it'd sound a bit like "time tunnel" by ceephax


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-20 05:18 [#02580510]
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"being high on spirits"

obviously that triangle witch house bullsh


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-20 05:19 [#02580511]
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smoking the spirits of the damned
an xl dildo up my anus crammed
an isle of thot through denial of gott


 

offline mohamed on 2019-06-20 20:54 [#02580569]
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lets see if a walk inspires me to make some poop for this
thread


 

offline mohamed on 2019-06-20 22:52 [#02580576]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-20 23:05 [#02580578]
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gay acid porn grooves vol 17
mermaidman should love it


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-20 23:05 [#02580579]
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sort of like analord mood with a grittier texture


 

offline mohamed on 2019-06-21 13:06 [#02580671]
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analord for the comb filter?


 

offline mohamed on 2019-06-21 13:09 [#02580672]
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it doesnt come out quite right, you have to tune that preset
called 'arcadipane' to sound good doing all the tones and
with the beat and with the background pad too. it was a
quick arrangement considering the expectations i have lately


 

offline mohamed on 2019-06-21 13:21 [#02580673]
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nope, definitely not worth calling the ministry of anal


 

offline mohamed on 2019-06-21 13:26 [#02580674]
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awwww, what a fatigue


 

offline mohamed on 2019-06-22 15:45 [#02580816]
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i am not willing to make any minor work on this before
futher feedback


 


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