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The Ultimate Pansexual Playlist
 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2019-06-01 00:43 [#02578890]
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My friend is having their pansexual coming out party this
weekend and they asked me to DJ. What are some good tracks I
should put on my playlist?

Phyllis Nelson - I Like You


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-06-01 01:09 [#02578892]
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What is pansex, a dick shaped cake


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2019-06-01 01:17 [#02578895]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-06-01 01:18 [#02578896]
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when a man loves a woman by michael bolton


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2019-06-01 01:20 [#02578897]
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I'm looking for something a little more inclusive


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-06-01 02:09 [#02578899]
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imo if you're a real pansexual you should only date systems


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-01 08:00 [#02578909]
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u are a pansexual i am a bisexual and roger wilco is gay


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-01 12:38 [#02578912]
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i think aphex twin is very suitable by the way


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-01 13:55 [#02578913]
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:D

That “if you don’t know me by now” song. ‘Sexual
healing’ of course.


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-06-01 14:08 [#02578916]
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degenerate filth like this homothread, is why the
Gays are outbreeding us.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-01 14:17 [#02578919]
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The Gay Islands’ population is doubling every year! Soon
they will invade Straight Land. Grave times.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-06-01 17:18 [#02578929]
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but how u make bum baby ???


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-06-01 17:20 [#02578930]
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reply fail, tho maybe spermaidman can tell us


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-06-01 19:05 [#02578936]
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Gheys reproduce through Meme Magic in electronic homovenues
such as Xltronic. Disgusting.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-01 19:43 [#02578937]
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Eggs.

They lay eggs.


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-01 20:00 [#02578938]
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we'll see bum babies in 20 years


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-01 20:12 [#02578939]
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when a bum baby meets another bum baby they’ll quite
likely be bum buddies cause they share the same fate


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2019-06-01 20:51 [#02578946]
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Get the fuck off this forum you fucking homophobic piece of
shit


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2019-06-01 20:54 [#02578948]
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It's fucking Pride Month for fucks sake


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-01 20:54 [#02578949]
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He’s being sarcastic methinks... come on waphevase!
Don’t they teach you about sarcastic comments at mod
school?


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2019-06-01 20:59 [#02578951]
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It's still harmful and the post has been reported to
Phobiazero


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-06-01 21:06 [#02578952]
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this is the north side cafe incident all over again

))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
((((((((((wavy memory lines((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

me: oh my god did you just platonically oppress me? you
antifa slut

waitress: sir all I said was have a nice

me: [trying to overturn table but it's bolted down] THE
FRIENDZONE IS WHITE GENOCIDE

manager: sir I'm going to have to ask you to

me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-01 21:06 [#02578953]
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Let us know what he says


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-01 21:09 [#02578954]
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So you tried the legal stuff I see!


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-06-01 21:14 [#02578956]
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Ha! Not yet. Honestly I don't much care for the feeling of
being buzzed off a couple of beers any more, let alone
getting my head phucked up with Today's Industrial Herb.

Maybe someday, deep in the woods away from all electrical
fields, I'll do a bowl and commune with the Wendigo.


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-01 21:20 [#02578957]
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that sounds like a fun story


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-06-01 21:29 [#02578958]
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aiii the motherfucking wendigo!! even the name used to send
a chill up my spine. i've got pet sematary still to re-read
but im ascairt to, do you know if the recent film's any
good?


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-06-01 21:47 [#02578959]
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I looooove that novel. It's one of King's few really scary
books. I think he shits out way too much writing and it's
rarely top-grade scary. But good lord was he hitting the
right buttons with that one.

Haven't seen the new adaptation. The old one was... not the
book.

Have you read 'Salem's Lot? That's one of my other King
favourites. Dripping with mood and atmosphere and yes, scary
too.



 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-06-01 22:36 [#02578963]
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a long time ago yeah, i devoured everything i could find by
him when i was in my early teens. kind of overdid it and
stayed away for awhile, i've just recently come back to his
stuff. and by golly, there's a lot of it, dude kept plopping
them out in my absence... i'll revisit salem's lot next if
it's got the phleetmaus seal of approval. vampires, right?


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2019-06-02 04:19 [#02578972]
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He says if you're a homophobe get the fuck off his forum


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2019-06-02 04:21 [#02578973]
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And yes, we do cooperate with law enforcement in
jurisdictions where homophobia is illegal. So homophobes do
us all a favor and stop posting, you fucking human garbage


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2019-06-02 04:25 [#02578974]
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This Pride Month the moderation team is partnering with Me
Undies and SquareSpace to launch an all out assault on
homophobia


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2019-06-02 04:31 [#02578975]
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ever think to tell your friend to stop being so half-gay for
attention?


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2019-06-02 06:55 [#02578978]
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Erasing the existence of pan folks is classic panphobia.
Fuck outta here you grade A panphobe


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-02 07:06 [#02578979]
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stephen king once admitted to writing entire novels on
cocaine and not remembering it


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-02 07:23 [#02578980]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2019-06-02 18:12 [#02579035]
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the LGBQT people are erasing their own existence by lumping
themselves into the same category as one another instead of
treating themselves as individuals. if i was a gay man, i
wouldn't like being tossed into a group that consists of
lesbians & transpeople, as if they're all the same. if i was
a lesbian, i wouldn't like being tossed into a group that
consists of gay men & transpeople, as if they're all the
same. if i was trans, i wouldn't want to be tossed into a
group of gays & lesbians, as if they're all the same. this
is why identitarians are fucking idiots. people who identify
as their sexuality and identify others as their sexuality do
not care for, nor see, individuality. they just see
stererotypes & groups. they're destroying themselves and
you're an enabler to it. stop doing damage to our
homosexuals, our transpeople, our pansexuals; they've
suffered enough already. stop dividing them from the
heterosexual spectrum, as if they're pariahs or something.
the more you divide people into groups, the more you make
them feel like they don't belong. sexuality is nothing to
celebrate, nor should it be something one bases their
identity on. ever think to let humans just be humans instead
of something based off of what they do with their genitals
involving another person? identitarians, whether that
identity revolves sexual orientation, race, gender, etc.,
are all low IQ idiots.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 18:18 [#02579038]
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Gotta agree in most parts there, hevquip


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-06-02 18:25 [#02579041]
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I donwloaded the new version, with bonus Korean subtitles,
and it is not great. John Lithgow as Jud is a horrible
casting mishap. The first time they walk through the spooky
swamp is about as scary as using self checkout. Might not
finish.

Yeah 'Salem's Lot is great imo. Though I read it when I was
very young and impressionable so take that with a grain of
salt. I've re-read it a few times over the years and I think
it holds up well. 🧛‍♂️ ⚰️


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-06-02 18:26 [#02579042]
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tldr


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2019-06-02 18:35 [#02579048]
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"if i was a gay man, i wouldn't like being tossed into a
group that consists of lesbians & transpeople
"

Quite. You'd be far more inclined to be tossed in a public
toilet.

A Public Toilet, ladies and gentlemen!



 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-06-02 20:22 [#02579113]
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if i was a gay man i would have sex with a man


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-06-02 20:24 [#02579114]
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if hevquip was lgbt he would be the kind who has a wife and
fucks men on the side (no fems please)


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-06-02 20:45 [#02579118]
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i am with hevquip despite the following accusations


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-06-02 21:09 [#02579123]
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HAS THE WORLD GONE NUT'S

straight genocide is real


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 21:13 [#02579125]
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It seems the “elite” has decided hevquip was being very
“straight” in his post. I can understand what he’s
saying (partly): why the need to be categorised? Sorters
angst strikes again with elite: hevquip is bad man.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 21:16 [#02579127]
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When roger Wilco and Tony Danza (you couldn’t make it up)
agree on something I notice.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-06-02 21:18 [#02579129]
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Danza is nut because he wants gay to be special, and put a
badge with GAY written on it and walk on the street


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-06-02 21:21 [#02579130]
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cos oppression breeds a common culture and breeders are
squares



 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-06-02 21:23 [#02579132]
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also it's just very very cliché discourse by homophobes who
think they're smart and above it


 


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