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If you had three wishes from the Genie
 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-05-31 12:43 [#02578805]
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Going to watch Aladdin now. What would you do if you had
three wishes?


 

offline welt on 2019-05-31 13:14 [#02578806]
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Wouldn’t use them, too much like a gamble - not sure if a
Genie is trustworthy


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-31 14:26 [#02578807]
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I’d use my first wish to force hyperflake into making
three wishes.


 

offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-05-31 14:32 [#02578808]
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Will Smith: Woohoo! Betcha didn't expect nothin' like me,
huh?! I'm a genie! [90 minutes of insufferable mugging and
winking ensues]


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-31 14:40 [#02578809]
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really? a three wishes thread? really? i wish for some of
roger wilco's gayness to be rubbed on me 3 times


 

offline Roger Wilco from It's eBay for Sex on 2019-05-31 14:44 [#02578810]
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I'd wish there was some film other than fucking Aladdin on
at the cinema.


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-31 14:50 [#02578811]
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1 get all the aphex track that I haven't heard
2 Find out what UFOS really are... what are they?
3 become robocop


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-31 15:21 [#02578816]
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My second wish is for hyperflake Robocop to become a
superstar DJ.


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-31 15:24 [#02578817]
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when you're a kid you always say I ask for infinite wishes


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-31 15:27 [#02578818]
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let me have another think more sensible

1. lifelong happiness for all my friends and acquaintances
2. an end to all war, poverty and suffering
3. shag several big titted women on a massive pile of sweets
while listening to all the unreleased aphex tracks



 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-31 15:31 [#02578820]
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Too late!!!


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-31 15:37 [#02578822]
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but that's my real wishes!


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-05-31 15:58 [#02578825]
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Wish 1 have the same flow as biggie smalls


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-31 16:06 [#02578826]
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but stay white i guess?


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-31 16:57 [#02578832]
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smiggie balls


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-31 18:01 [#02578835]
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Smeggy balls you mean!


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-31 18:50 [#02578844]
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urghh!


 

offline mohamed on 2019-06-01 00:32 [#02578888]
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im gonna get to be content with i have on the third


 

offline mohamed on 2019-06-01 00:33 [#02578889]
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with what


 

offline wavephace from President, CJAX on 2019-06-01 00:57 [#02578891]
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Rather than use them myself, I would donate my wishes to
good causes:

I would donate my first wish to Bernie's 2020 campaign.

I would donate my second wish to Jussie Smollett's legal
defense fund.

I would donate my third wish to the Newark School District.


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-06-01 01:11 [#02578893]
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2nd wish to have dj premier's production skills


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-01 08:03 [#02578910]
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but stay white i guess?


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-01 08:09 [#02578911]
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genie: but you can’t stay a white boy
umbroman: nah, keep it then


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-01 14:01 [#02578915]
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Why are you obessed with the fact he wants to remain in his
body?


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-01 14:09 [#02578917]
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i wish it were that simple. his third wish will be
minorities to be kicked out of the uk so he if he wants to
stay... you get the idea


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-01 14:15 [#02578918]
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I get the idea that you’re pinning him as a racist, but is
wanting to have biggie’s flow without being him
automatically racist?

Sorry Umbro, you might be a racist, I dunno.


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-01 14:19 [#02578920]
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no of course not


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-06-01 14:56 [#02578922]
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I believe in maimonides, resurrection of the dead and that
sort of thing. God won’t choose based on skin colour.



 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-06-01 15:00 [#02578923]
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https://www.aish.com/sp/ph/48929597.html


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-06-01 15:06 [#02578924]
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My dilemma is I don’t want to proselytise for a religion
that I can’t be a member of.


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-06-01 15:30 [#02578925]
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And I’d rather be friends with people instead of holding
strongly held beliefs about anything.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-ddO2oMX61E



 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-01 17:14 [#02578926]
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“It is beyond the conception of a created human being to
comprehend what it means to be connected to the Source of
all existence.”

Exciting.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-01 17:16 [#02578928]
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I admire your honesty here when it comes to your beliefs. I
totally respect them and mine aren’t all that different.
Also good on ya for that comment! Too many people alienate
themselves from others with their beliefs.


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-06-01 17:27 [#02578931]
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and if i had one wish
i'd wish for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss
and if i had a million dollars
i'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-02 09:56 [#02578985]
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i don't understand this movie was already made why did they
do it over it's like "never mind having a slice of cake i'm
just going to bake another cake"


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-02 10:00 [#02578986]
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1. i wish hollywood would start making good original movies
again instead of rebooting and franchising everything

i am told it is partly an economics-of-scale problem.
anything big enough to be a national film has to be a
behemoth out of necessity; it's going out to tens of
thousands of theaters all around the world, the soundtrack
will be on itunes, factories in china churn out mcdonalds
cups with movie graphics

so, well, fixing all that would probably keep the genie busy
for a while and we'll give him some time before i go for
another


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-02 10:30 [#02578988]
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so a producer finds something worthy of producing and hires
a screenwriter and oversees how thick the plot is then hires
a director and then all the other people

except, no, there's an executive producer who is sort of
like a ceo. the executive producer oversees a team of
producers and you have producers for marketing, legal, hr,
mcdonalds cups, and, oh yes, film-making. it's like a
strange temporary company that springs up like scaffolding
to make the movie, starting with some guy like jerry
bruckheimer

except, no. it's 2019 and the theaters are all consolidated
chains, netflix is pouring billions into producing content,
and producers can no longer do cocaine, extract sexual
favors from actresses, and make decent action movies. the
executive producer's opinion matters, perhaps, but the board
has to ratify it and the accountants need to crunch the
numbers to see if this is worth investing gobs of millions
into and in the end it's like an artificial neural network
of economics, lawyers, and statistics that concludes:
aladdin was popular, will smith was popular, so with smith
as aladdin will be popular

and, go figure, it is.


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-02 10:37 [#02578990]
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i don't think will smith could pull off a mrs. doubtfire
reboot; we'll need to find someone else for that. someone
else black, because that's modern


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-02 10:50 [#02578993]
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ahaha, guy ritchie directed it. that's perfect, and by
perfect, i mean, perfectly mechanical: guy ritchie is a
popular director, and so if he directs this movie it will be
popular

but aladdin is full of musicals and guy ritchie just wants
to do action scenes that move like hip-hop music videos and
you can kind of see how that seems to fit on paper, like an
equation, but in practice the songs of aladdin -- did they
keep those, even? -- don't really fit ritchie's pace. this
is the sort of subtle nuance an algorithm has no ear for

i'm looking at the reviews, and they're like, "8/10,
probably the best disney reboot to date"

lol. frog's been slowly coming to a boil


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-02 10:56 [#02578995]
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i want a genie with big blue boobies


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-02 11:00 [#02578997]
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that'd be the x-men franchise, aisle 4


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-02 11:01 [#02578998]
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guy Ritchie could remake bambi and there would be a slow
motion fight sequence in it


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-02 11:05 [#02578999]
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perfect, in that it's perfectly mismatched. one of
the feely love songs superimposed over a bunch of twitchy
action shots and explosions and a guy doing parkour in an
ice chasm


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-02 11:06 [#02579000]
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...and, yes, there is slow-motion.


 

offline mohamed on 2019-06-02 11:09 [#02579001]
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that is real bullshit,


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-02 11:10 [#02579002]
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if oasis had done the 1992 aladdin music this reboot really
could have been something


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-02 11:28 [#02579005]
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yeah not enough cockney geezers in Aladdin,


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 12:55 [#02579009]
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I remember digging the soundtrack to the original animated
film. I guess it worked back then, also because it was a
cartoon.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-02 18:57 [#02579059]
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It might be a trick, everything in this universe seems evil,
so what if the genie grants the opposite of each of
your wishes. Especially if the genie is Will Sniff from Ass
Wide Shit. Now that would be a good movie, it would have to
say that on the cover and be directed by tim and eric, and
actually star a Will Sniff impersonator they mistook for the
real Will Sniff. And it would need the business hugs guy and
of course david librehart.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-02 18:57 [#02579061]
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and whoopsie goldberg


 


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