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If you had three wishes from the Genie
 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-02 19:00 [#02579062]
Points: 21366 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02578832



Smiggie Balls and Poop Loggy Logg and Dr Gay


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-02 19:05 [#02579064]
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still a G.A.Y.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 19:09 [#02579070]
Points: 14191 Status: Regular



“It might be a trick, everything in this universe seems
evil”

Not it isn’t. But you could be right in this case.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 19:10 [#02579072]
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What’s that an acronym for?


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-02 19:11 [#02579074]
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gay


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 19:12 [#02579076]
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Ha ha! You really are one of the weakest parts of me!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-02 19:32 [#02579090]
Points: 21366 Status: Regular



Gayness is natural for those funny type of people called
black people, who's lives don't matter, because poop is
brown and their cocks are brown.

Eminem is like 'umy num'
snackin on Smiggie Ball's bum
I'm white so I never pitch
Need to see a Dr gonna soothe that itch
black lives matter
diarrhea splatter
on my nuts
Poop/Gay lemme see dos butts

Thank you


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 19:33 [#02579091]
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Oh you’re from London again!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-02 19:36 [#02579093]
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I'm cool with black people, they know I'm joking and know I
want to unite the bloods and crypts (against john donahoe
and jeff bezos).


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-02 19:40 [#02579095]
Points: 21366 Status: Regular



Oh, it just popped up on my iphone!

I got an Arrested Development Adult Diaper Diarrhea
Discount!

Yes!

*posted from my iphone


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 19:49 [#02579102]
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Mr Wendell


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-02 23:20 [#02579150]
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our machine-generated blockbuster: the lion king. jon
favreau directing, check. childish gambino, seth rogen,
james earl jones, check. that last part opens an awkward
door. can't they just hire all the original voice actors
again? why not more? because, well, reboot, and you have to
change it enough or it will be flagrantly obvious that we're
being fed soylent green


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-23 20:05 [#02580976]
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i am told it is partly an economics-of-scale problem.
anything big enough to be a national film has to be a
behemoth out of necessity; it's going out to tens of
thousands of theaters all around the world, the soundtrack
will be on itunes, factories in china churn out mcdonalds
cups with movie graphics


i would like to revisit this point. just now, i went to
enjoy a mini babybel (tm) cheese wheel (upscale edam with a
comfort-food mechanic ritual) only to find the neurotic
dinosaur from "Toy Story" rendered in place of the usual
logo.

i find this baffling. the heck is the point of this? is toy
story supposed to make me want cheese? is cheese supposed to
make me want toy story?

and this is exactly what i mean. it's perfect. the
big-budget film is a neurotic dinosaur, intolerant of change
or risk, because it has to be plastered across a few full
percentage points of the whole planet's attention span. if
it is even mildly edgy, it cannot be on the cheese wheel. if
it's not homogenized enough to appeal to most of the planet,
it cannot be on the cheese wheel.

also of note: this, this, and
this.

now that i have complained, i can finally eat the cheese
wheel


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-24 05:38 [#02582885]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-24 05:39 [#02582886]
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hey i have cheese wheels


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2019-07-26 03:14 [#02582964]
Points: 3066 Status: Regular



the only wish i really think about often is to speak &
understand all languages ever. it would be nice to travel
the world on a whim and go literally anywhere on this planet
and be able to understand anyone and be understood by
anyone, but really...it's because it would actually
prove/disprove life in other parts of the universe due to me
being given access to those languages if they exist, existed
in the past, or will exist in the future. you can't just say
you want to speak & understand all languages of this planet
or all human languages, you have to keep it slightly vague
and just wish to understand & speak all languages ever. you
could just wish for knowledge of life in other parts of the
universe, but with my wish, you get a 2 for 1. what other
wishes could you make that would give you more than you
asked for?


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-07-26 10:33 [#02582969]
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That’s a pretty good wish. I’ve studied Welsh, chinese,
and japanese (badly) so i know how much dedication it takes.
Having a rossetta stone would be awesome


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-07-26 15:31 [#02582986]
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I touched the rosetta stone in the British museum cos I was
a naughty child


 

offline Roger Wilco from nude idol on 2019-07-26 18:50 [#02583001]
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My son did last year (it's a copy of the stone, as you know)
and he singled out the word teta which is, again as
you'll know, spanish for tit.

So proud of that boy, so proud.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-07-26 20:05 [#02583018]
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im disappointed now!, I didn't know it was a copy, I did
touch the train the mallard in York train museum though and
that was for sure the definitive article


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2019-07-28 02:08 [#02583063]
Points: 10905 Status: Regular



1. Money
2. Looks
3. Intelligence and supreme social skills


 


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