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when do you think aphex twin will die?
 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2019-05-08 03:45 [#02576903]
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will he be 90 years old and still making music?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-05-08 03:48 [#02576904]
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he will die in my arms as i cum up his bum, 2097


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-08 13:33 [#02576932]
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on a crucifix made of mazpian?


 

offline Roger Wilco from You fool! Look out! on 2019-05-08 14:26 [#02576940]
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Frankly, since that bloody awful Analord came out he's been
dead to me.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-08 14:46 [#02576941]
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Only got 2 good songs: Konklaver and Kick-Ass Violin Solo


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-08 14:52 [#02576942]
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analord is mint!


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-08 14:54 [#02576944]
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He'll be dead by 50 btw


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-08 14:56 [#02576945]
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he better not, otherwise I'll kill him


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-08 15:03 [#02576947]
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Was aphex a little rich boy? I think he was.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-08 15:06 [#02576948]
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his dad was a miner


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-08 15:07 [#02576950]
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No wonder he looks like a goblin then!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-08 15:34 [#02576951]
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hey my grandad was a miner, I guess I do look a bit
goblinoid sometimes though


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-08 15:35 [#02576952]
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he was the explosives guy , *BOOOM* *BANG*


 

offline Roger Wilco from You fool! Look out! on 2019-05-08 17:27 [#02576970]
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NO !


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-08 17:35 [#02576972]
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I beg to differ, but at least you like SAW a lot so i'll let
you off on that one


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-08 17:38 [#02576974]
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LAZY_TITLE
redlof is my fave



 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2019-05-08 17:48 [#02576975]
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can we turn this into a your favorite analord track thread
so roger wilco knows that he is wrong LAZY_TITLE


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2019-05-08 17:49 [#02576977]
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i don't know who paul woolford is but appreciate his help


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-08 17:50 [#02576978]
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yeah alright


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-08 22:19 [#02577032]
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my mums side are miners, i have the goblin genes too sadly.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-08 22:26 [#02577033]
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I look like I live down a mine


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-08 22:27 [#02577034]
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or a well or something, aphex looks more like a distorted
alien foetus that is growing in your ceiling space


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-09 01:56 [#02577047]
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my Rich, my Rich tea biscuit


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-09 01:57 [#02577048]
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he will always be my Rich Tea biscuit


 

offline Roger Wilco from You fool! Look out! on 2019-05-09 06:05 [#02577054]
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Imagine owning the teapot that inspired Polygon Window's "My
Teapot"?!?!?? You could say "It's my teapot now,
Rich!"

Seriously though (*waits for laughter to die down*), ...
seriously though, I think Rich will die when we all die,
which is in about 5 years time.


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2019-05-09 07:35 [#02577055]
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booo! your mum’s teapot!! *guards escort him out*


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-09 10:27 [#02577074]
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Ooooo! you reckon something massive is heading our way, so
to speak? Will it be the end of humanity? Are you going for
a natural disaster or is it going to be WW3?


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-09 10:27 [#02577075]
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“Where’s me washboard?”


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-09 12:20 [#02577088]
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haha I say that to myself all the time


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-09 12:21 [#02577089]
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LOOOOOOOOL year like the david bowie song


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-09 12:34 [#02577090]
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i'll probably die in my sleep, having shit the bed with a
post rigour erection knowing my luck


 

offline Roger Wilco from You fool! Look out! on 2019-05-09 12:58 [#02577092]
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Favourite track on SAW II? Tassels.

Yes, yes I thought that might surprise you.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-09 15:51 [#02577102]
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^ makes me think of a brutalist shopping centre like the one
in clockwork orange


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-09 15:53 [#02577103]
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blue calx for me, I think that might be my fave track full
stop


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-09 17:52 [#02577118]
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You’ve been acting strange here lately, or should I say
purposely out of context and it’s confusing me. “Oh
Danny Baker ha ha!” 🤯


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-09 19:36 [#02577132]
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his final act: spontaneous human combustion


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-09 19:37 [#02577133]
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probably trip up on a patch cable and fall backwards onto a
stack of heavy vintage synths, slowly being crushed to death
with a massive fart like saw wave panning in his speakers


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-09 19:37 [#02577134]
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makes a fart that transports him inthe exosphere and dies
suffocated


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-09 19:41 [#02577135]
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a fart so extreme it would crack the earth in half with a
brown rainbow


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-09 19:53 [#02577136]
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Loses at a russian roulette


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-09 20:04 [#02577137]
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lol


 

offline Roger Wilco from You fool! Look out! on 2019-05-09 20:35 [#02577140]
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I think it's the antidepressants, the not drinking, only
listening to Xenakis, working in the Barbican and reading
this book about T.S. Eliot and anti-Semitism. I'm
Over-Modernist.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2019-05-09 21:33 [#02577144]
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when it's his time


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-09 21:38 [#02577145]
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id cry over google image searches of his pictures


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2019-05-10 00:10 [#02577160]
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When Hell freezes over.

Unfortunately that'll probably be quite soon. Thanks to
climate change.

If only we had indentified this sooner and taxed everyone
accordingly.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-10 00:20 [#02577162]
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cryptosporidium from his uncleaned carbon filters


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-10 03:16 [#02577164]
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Maybe after heroically following in killdozer's glorious
precedent.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-10 18:12 [#02577194]
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a bumble bee flying into his mouth on a photoshoot,
subsequent massive anaphylactic shock


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-10 18:13 [#02577195]
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choking on a rich tea biscuit.....

subsequent massive anaphylactic shock
anaphylactic shock


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-10 19:57 [#02577204]
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I think he'll slip while standing in the bathtub and he'll
fall right on the bathtub spout so it goes right up his
butthole, making him unable to escape until he dies of
starvation (not from dehydration cuz he can still reach
behind and turn on the water and drink through his butt).


 


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