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will he be 90 years old and still making music? |
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he will die in my arms as i cum up his bum, 2097 |
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on a crucifix made of mazpian? |
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Frankly, since that bloody awful Analord came out he's been dead to me. |
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Only got 2 good songs: Konklaver and Kick-Ass Violin Solo |
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analord is mint! |
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He'll be dead by 50 btw |
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he better not, otherwise I'll kill him |
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Was aphex a little rich boy? I think he was. |
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his dad was a miner |
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No wonder he looks like a goblin then! |
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hey my grandad was a miner, I guess I do look a bit goblinoid sometimes though |
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he was the explosives guy , *BOOOM* *BANG* |
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NO ! |
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I beg to differ, but at least you like SAW a lot so i'll let you off on that one |
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redlof is my fave |
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can we turn this into a your favorite analord track thread so roger wilco knows that he is wrong |
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i don't know who paul woolford is but appreciate his help |
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alright |
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my mums side are miners, i have the goblin genes too sadly. |
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I look like I live down a mine |
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or a well or something, aphex looks more like a distorted alien foetus that is growing in your ceiling space |
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my Rich, my Rich tea biscuit |
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he will always be my Rich Tea biscuit |
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Imagine owning the teapot that inspired Polygon Window's "My Teapot"?!?!?? You could say "It's my teapot now, Rich!" Seriously though (*waits for laughter to die down*), ... seriously though, I think Rich will die when we all die, which is in about 5 years time. |
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booo! your mum’s teapot!! *guards escort him out* |
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Ooooo! you reckon something massive is heading our way, so to speak? Will it be the end of humanity? Are you going for a natural disaster or is it going to be WW3? |
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“Where’s me washboard?” |
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haha I say that to myself all the time |
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LOOOOOOOOL year like the david bowie song |
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i'll probably die in my sleep, having shit the bed with a post rigour erection knowing my luck |
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Favourite track on SAW II? Tassels. Yes, yes I thought that might surprise you. |
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^ makes me think of a brutalist shopping centre like the one in clockwork orange |
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blue calx for me, I think that might be my fave track full stop |
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You’ve been acting strange here lately, or should I say purposely out of context and it’s confusing me. “Oh Danny Baker ha ha!” 🤯 |
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his final act: spontaneous human combustion |
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probably trip up on a patch cable and fall backwards onto a stack of heavy vintage synths, slowly being crushed to death with a massive fart like saw wave panning in his speakers |
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makes a fart that transports him inthe exosphere and dies suffocated |
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a fart so extreme it would crack the earth in half with a brown rainbow |
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Loses at a russian roulette |
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lol |
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I think it's the antidepressants, the not drinking, only listening to Xenakis, working in the Barbican and reading this book about T.S. Eliot and anti-Semitism. I'm Over-Modernist. |
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when it's his time |
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id cry over google image searches of his pictures |
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When Hell freezes over. Unfortunately that'll probably be quite soon. Thanks to climate change. If only we had indentified this sooner and taxed everyone accordingly. |
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cryptosporidium from his uncleaned carbon filters |
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Maybe after heroically following in killdozer's glorious precedent. |
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a bumble bee flying into his mouth on a photoshoot, subsequent massive anaphylactic shock |
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choking on a rich tea biscuit..... subsequent massive anaphylactic shock anaphylactic shock |
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I think he'll slip while standing in the bathtub and he'll fall right on the bathtub spout so it goes right up his butthole, making him unable to escape until he dies of starvation (not from dehydration cuz he can still reach behind and turn on the water and drink through his butt). |
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