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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-21 19:29 [#02575287]
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i had never heard of this word before

femspreading
The art of women spreading their bags and other carried
items on a bus or a train. Often taking up more than one
seat and causing discomfort to other passengers.


when i took a certain awful train line, women would have
these gigantic purses they would use like battering rams --
jam them up into your liver, then look at you like you'd
just done something rude. i had no idea it was a thing that
extended beyond that (horribly rude) subway line, but
apparently, it is a whole phenomenon

FEM_SPREAD


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-04-21 19:50 [#02575289]
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yeahh that's not a thing


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-21 19:52 [#02575290]
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it's something i'd experienced, had other people speak up
about it and thought, "oh, it's not just me that thought
that was a little beyond the pale" and go figure, it is a
thing. i'm so sarry dorius, but it is a fing


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-21 19:53 [#02575291]
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it was actually surprising to me that women were out-ruding
the men.

it is not really a thing, though, on my current train line.
the previous one was packed like sardines; you'd have to let
three trains go by before you could get on. everyone got
crabby; these are the results


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-04-21 20:01 [#02575294]
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it's a daily mail link which automatically makes it of
dubious value. could just as easily be a dude with a big bag


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-04-21 20:03 [#02575295]
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the most irritating are people who won't stow their giant
rucksack but really this is kinda small beans of life


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-21 20:31 [#02575301]
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it is the sort of thing that, if it happened once a week,
you'd just laugh it off. however, when it is consistent,
constant, regular -- it's like a bunch of kids whapping you
with foam bats. it's not like it does any real damage, but
you do want to strangle them all after about twenty minutes


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-21 20:33 [#02575302]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2019-04-21 20:37 [#02575304]
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i thought femspreading was when a bitch spread her ass
cheeks so a brother can eat some


 

offline Tony Danza from Bright Moon on 2019-04-21 20:48 [#02575307]
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xltronic is where I

m a n s p r e a d


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-21 20:59 [#02575309]
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manperschnese


 

offline Tony Danza from Bright Moon on 2019-04-21 21:12 [#02575317]
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🍔 𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓼𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭 🍺


 

offline wavephace from Aspiring Moderator on 2019-04-21 22:30 [#02575342]
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When we have communism this won't be a problem because
everyone will get their own train car


 

offline wavephace from Aspiring Moderator on 2019-04-21 22:32 [#02575343]
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Also the train cars will be able to fly


 

offline Tony Danza from Bright Moon on 2019-04-21 23:33 [#02575346]
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true


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2019-04-21 23:49 [#02575352]
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when your partner is bent over manspreading so u can eat his
ass his testicles will be on your chin or on your chest
depending on his age


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2019-04-22 00:34 [#02575353]
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well i mean i manspread, but it's because i'm 6'4" with ADHD
and have long-ass arms & legs, so it's not exactly like i
can keep my limbs all in one space comfortably or for very
long. but the women with their purses are far worse
considering they can just put it in their lap.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-04-22 00:50 [#02575354]
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no, it is not a thing. we generally learn not to take up a
lot of space. spreading out is unfemine. of course you'll
often see women with groceries or pushing strollers, because
that's what we do.

"manspreading" is a dumb buzzword, but this manufactured
shit in response is far more embarrassing.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-04-22 00:52 [#02575355]
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& about the video: how is this train "packed" lol


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-22 04:11 [#02575361]
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this is a thing, this is a problem, i'm going to get all
huffy about it


 

offline wavephace from Aspiring Moderator on 2019-04-22 04:22 [#02575363]
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Maybe femspreading isn't real but it should be. I'd gladly
give up my seat for a woman or non-binary person's purse


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-22 04:32 [#02575364]
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the core of the matter is that public transit is nuts in
certain cities/zones and it brings out the absolute worst in
people; the first time i've seen women reliably acting so
badly


 

offline wavephace from Aspiring Moderator on 2019-04-22 04:37 [#02575365]
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I would be irritated too if men were constantly manspreading
in my presence


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-22 04:43 [#02575366]
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i'm about as boring as you'd expect. i laser-eyeball the
space available and decide, "ok, that's my half, that's
yours."

sometimes, people need some surplus space, and i do my best.
but my favorite is when they are some tiny person and i can
just relax; not worry about the sliding spoon


 

offline wavephace from Aspiring Moderator on 2019-04-22 04:47 [#02575368]
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Don't you think you have a duty to not sit down at all?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-22 05:00 [#02575369]
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that's so sexist


 

offline wavephace from Aspiring Moderator on 2019-04-22 05:39 [#02575370]
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How so?


 

offline Roger Wilco from You fool! Look out! on 2019-04-22 06:29 [#02575372]
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This thread has it all, including transplaining.



 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-22 06:39 [#02575373]
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trainsplanning?


 

offline Roger Wilco from You fool! Look out! on 2019-04-22 07:45 [#02575375]
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Trans, Trains and Personal Space Issues


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-22 09:29 [#02575377]
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Doesn't matter whether you're a man or a woman if you put
your bag on the seat next to you when space is limited
you're a moron.

You can be much more subtle and put it on the floor in front
of the seat next to you, that seat will usually then be one
of the last ones taken and it doesn't look like you've done
it deliberately.


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2019-04-22 10:49 [#02575380]
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what is it called if a middle aged man spreads his legs on
your lap and starts playing with your earlobe on a bus or a
train?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-22 13:01 [#02575382]
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trains, toot toot


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-04-22 13:14 [#02575384]
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roger wilco just cos you're an idiot doesn't mean you
shouldn't be nice


 

offline big from lsg on 2019-04-22 14:36 [#02575395]
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Thanos Was Wrong - Eugenics and Overpopulation | Renegade... (spoilers Infinity War)


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-22 14:40 [#02575396]
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this is a real phenomena, both sofas are covered in
handbangs, bras, makeup


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-22 15:33 [#02575410]
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this manspreading thing, yeah sometimes you see dickheads
over exaggerating it, but sometimes I do it unconsciously
cos its more comfortable not having by bollocks stick to the
side of my legs


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-04-22 15:46 [#02575412]
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use pants?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-22 15:50 [#02575413]
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its more comfortable to sit with my legs at a 10 degree
angle than close together, its just preference for me its
not an assertion of male dominance or something, I just
don't like bunching my balls up, I guess what I do wouldn't
be considered man spreading anyway


 

offline wavephace from Aspiring Moderator on 2019-04-22 23:19 [#02575425]
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Just stand up asshole


 

offline wavephace from Aspiring Moderator on 2019-04-22 23:20 [#02575426]
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It means the Republican National Convention is in town


 

offline wavephace from Aspiring Moderator on 2019-04-22 23:22 [#02575427]
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Have you considered castration?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-22 23:40 [#02575431]
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you mean become a voluntary eunuch? I like having bollocks,
they feel good to scratch


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-04-22 23:48 [#02575434]
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can't say i empathise with the liking of one's own balls
sadly


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-22 23:51 [#02575436]
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I don't really I cant think of a reason to have them apart
from my sexual identity, they get in the way, and hurt way
to much if you get kicked in them and are generally an
inconvenience


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-04-22 23:53 [#02575437]
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castration is pretty easy, you could probably have it done
at a farm if you're not confident in doing it yourself


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-23 00:53 [#02575440]
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is that where they use one of those plastic tie things to
restrict the blood flow and they drop off naturally


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-23 01:57 [#02575444]
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can't say i empathise with the liking of one's own balls
sadly


I don't really I cant think of a reason to have them
apart from my sexual identity, they get in the way, and hurt
way to much if you get kicked in them and are generally an
inconvenience


see also: breasts


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2019-04-23 16:29 [#02575474]
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nice penmanship


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2019-04-23 16:31 [#02575475]
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Steve Martin's best film, surely.


 


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