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offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-23 16:36 [#02575482]
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my mum is one of those little old ladies that collects
plastic bags within plastic bags


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-23 16:53 [#02575489]
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Ha ha!

You do make that sound a little less dangerous than it is
though. Even badly executed circumcisions can result in
death for example (and that’s just foreskin), there was
one in Italy a few weeks ago. Don’t do this at home, guys!


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-23 16:54 [#02575490]
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Gosh writing that reminded me of that show Nip Tuck.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-23 16:57 [#02575491]
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if you are going to circumcise yourself, please don't use a
potato peeler or orbital sander


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-23 17:01 [#02575492]
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get crocodile Dundee to do it with his bowie knife


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-23 17:08 [#02575493]
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I guess get Juliette to do it.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-04-23 17:53 [#02575494]
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tbh circumcision does seem a little more dangerous than
castration, but yeah, don't actually do it yourself if you
can help it
ask a vet


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-23 18:14 [#02575495]
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Oh you’ve gone one step up from the farm! XD

Maybe one could have the vet come to the farm.


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2019-04-23 23:21 [#02575514]
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This is bullshit. If circumcision is so dangerous how come
Abraham circumcised himself at age 99 and he turned out
fine? This was the first time the procedure was ever
performed and he even had another kid after that. Fucking
ignorant


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-04-23 23:31 [#02575515]
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r u ok wiv abraham circumcising all his slaves too wavephace


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2019-04-23 23:37 [#02575517]
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It was a different culture back then


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2019-04-23 23:38 [#02575518]
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Also he only circumcised the CAMAB slaves


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-04-23 23:48 [#02575519]
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why is it in a farm is this some sort of weird fetish


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-04-23 23:51 [#02575520]
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i think you only posted that so you could crowbar another
acronym in


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2019-04-24 01:04 [#02575523]
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Well he didn't practice CAFAB genital mutilation


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2019-04-24 06:59 [#02575540]
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But Alex felt his frenulum had been important.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-24 10:27 [#02575543]
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probably in prehistoric times a ape like ancestor fell out
of a tree with a full erection and walked around with his
cock at a 90 degree angle for the rest of his days,


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-24 23:54 [#02575690]
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This is bullshit. If circumcision is so dangerous how
come Abraham circumcised himself at age 99 and he turned out
fine? This was the first time the procedure was ever
performed and he even had another kid after that. Fucking
ignorant


it was actually more like this


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-25 00:01 [#02575691]
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from personal experience, circumcision is one of those
things where everyone on either side of the fence thinks
their side is the best side. in that sense, i almost feel
it's irrelevant.

however, if you're going to get circumcised, it should be
when you're too young to remember. i met this guy who was
adopted after child services collected him from abusive
parents... his new parents said "you're getting circumcised
at 14" and, well.... he's actually quite alright, except for
a wicked circumcision fetish.

he asked me if i am circumcised. i am. he asked if he could
see it. they're all so different, he says


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-25 00:12 [#02575693]
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flooper


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-25 00:13 [#02575694]
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alister crow-ley


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-25 00:17 [#02575695]
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"pcp, meth, molly, sleep deprivation; it was really the
sleep deprivation that did it. and also my daughter's
restraining order" --abraham


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-25 00:20 [#02575696]
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fuck these bitches, i'm tired of women, i'm cutting off my dick

how has the redpill internet not found this guy


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-04-25 00:29 [#02575697]
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yikes, how far down the intactivist rabbit hole was this
poor guy


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-25 12:22 [#02575740]
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Gosh. I had the operation when I was about 8 years old.
Never, not at any point have I felt “incomplete”. It
wasn’t a religious decision, more like my mum deciding
that “it’s better that way”.
I don’t feel like I had a day in the matter, but it’s
never upset me.

I feel sorry for that kid, he clearly needed help.

Juliette, at first I thought it was a typo, but yeah
“intactivism”. I have a brother with a pacemaker and a
friend with a defibrillator. Now that is something! I’d
much rather lose a bit of foreskin. It’s not like I miss
smegma.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-25 12:22 [#02575741]
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Say in the matter*


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-25 12:23 [#02575742]
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ON


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-04-25 19:48 [#02575816]
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check this out

Part 1: Foreskin Frenzy
Mmmm, foreskin
Fsss...ahhh
Ohhh
Hhhhunnnnnn

Part 2: An Intactivist is Born
Intactivista
Intactivista

Part 3: Prepuce School
This way
Yes
The prepuce is the protective shield of the glans
The density of the innervation in the foreskin is twenty
thousand divided by fifteen inches squared
The sum of the gliding mechanism and the frenulum is
nirvana
Conclusion: Burn the circumstraints
I am talking about a revolution
We must storm the hospitals
We must free the boys
Now go!

Part 4: Circumcision Wars
You have done well, my son
Come home

Music and Performance by The Intactivist Underground
Executive Producer: Matthew Hess
Label: MGMbill Records



 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-25 19:58 [#02575821]
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Ha ha! A friend of mine used to constantly tease me that
I’d have less intense orgasms, which is bullshit. I had a
little phimosis iirc when I was a child which justifies my
mum’s choice a little. She could have made it up though!
All in all I’m happy, and no partner has ever complained,
and Mrs Dust is happy.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2019-04-26 06:10 [#02575884]
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UUrrgghhh urrrgghhhh I'm really religious and I've got
all sorts of hang ups about hair, foreskins and clitorises,
urrhggh urrggghh respect my rights urrggghhh


Can't believe I am up at 6am writing this.

Actually I can believe it.


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-04-26 07:46 [#02575886]
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guys i didn’t know i had a frenulum until now! my frenulum
i’ll take very good care of it


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-04-26 08:07 [#02575887]
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dear frenulum
i wasn’t aware
you were down there
now i know
and i love you so
xoxo besties forever


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-04-26 09:57 [#02575895]
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you mean der frenulum


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-04-26 09:57 [#02575896]
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this morning i rubbed my frenulum with baby powder and
dipped it in warm milk


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-04-26 10:00 [#02575897]
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im so happy id kick you in the ass


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-04-26 10:03 [#02575898]
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are you jealous cause you don't have a frenulum mohamed


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-04-26 15:47 [#02575931]
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i dont know whats a frenulum


 


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