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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-23 16:36 [#02575482]
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my mum is one of those little old ladies that collects plastic bags within plastic bags
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RussellDust
on 2019-04-23 16:53 [#02575489]
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Ha ha!
You do make that sound a little less dangerous than it is though. Even badly executed circumcisions can result in death for example (and that’s just foreskin), there was one in Italy a few weeks ago. Don’t do this at home, guys!
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RussellDust
on 2019-04-23 16:54 [#02575490]
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Gosh writing that reminded me of that show Nip Tuck.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-23 16:57 [#02575491]
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if you are going to circumcise yourself, please don't use a potato peeler or orbital sander
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-23 17:01 [#02575492]
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get crocodile Dundee to do it with his bowie knife
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RussellDust
on 2019-04-23 17:08 [#02575493]
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I guess get Juliette to do it.
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dariusgriffin
from cool on 2019-04-23 17:53 [#02575494]
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tbh circumcision does seem a little more dangerous than castration, but yeah, don't actually do it yourself if you can help it
ask a vet
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RussellDust
on 2019-04-23 18:14 [#02575495]
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Oh you’ve gone one step up from the farm! XD
Maybe one could have the vet come to the farm.
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wavephace
from off the chain on 2019-04-23 23:21 [#02575514]
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This is bullshit. If circumcision is so dangerous how come Abraham circumcised himself at age 99 and he turned out fine? This was the first time the procedure was ever performed and he even had another kid after that. Fucking ignorant
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-04-23 23:31 [#02575515]
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r u ok wiv abraham circumcising all his slaves too wavephace
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wavephace
from off the chain on 2019-04-23 23:37 [#02575517]
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It was a different culture back then
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wavephace
from off the chain on 2019-04-23 23:38 [#02575518]
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Also he only circumcised the CAMAB slaves
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mermaidman
on 2019-04-23 23:48 [#02575519]
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why is it in a farm is this some sort of weird fetish
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-04-23 23:51 [#02575520]
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i think you only posted that so you could crowbar another acronym in
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wavephace
from off the chain on 2019-04-24 01:04 [#02575523]
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Well he didn't practice CAFAB genital mutilation
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2019-04-24 06:59 [#02575540]
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But Alex felt his frenulum had been important.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-24 10:27 [#02575543]
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probably in prehistoric times a ape like ancestor fell out of a tree with a full erection and walked around with his cock at a 90 degree angle for the rest of his days,
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-24 23:54 [#02575690]
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This is bullshit. If circumcision is so dangerous how come Abraham circumcised himself at age 99 and he turned out fine? This was the first time the procedure was ever performed and he even had another kid after that. Fucking ignorant
it was actually more like this
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-25 00:01 [#02575691]
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from personal experience, circumcision is one of those things where everyone on either side of the fence thinks their side is the best side. in that sense, i almost feel it's irrelevant.
however, if you're going to get circumcised, it should be when you're too young to remember. i met this guy who was adopted after child services collected him from abusive parents... his new parents said "you're getting circumcised at 14" and, well.... he's actually quite alright, except for a wicked circumcision fetish.
he asked me if i am circumcised. i am. he asked if he could see it. they're all so different, he says
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-25 00:12 [#02575693]
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flooper
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-25 00:13 [#02575694]
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alister crow-ley
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-25 00:17 [#02575695]
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"pcp, meth, molly, sleep deprivation; it was really the sleep deprivation that did it. and also my daughter's restraining order" --abraham
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-25 00:20 [#02575696]
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fuck these bitches, i'm tired of women, i'm cutting off my dick
how has the redpill internet not found this guy
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dariusgriffin
from cool on 2019-04-25 00:29 [#02575697]
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yikes, how far down the intactivist rabbit hole was this poor guy
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RussellDust
on 2019-04-25 12:22 [#02575740]
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Gosh. I had the operation when I was about 8 years old. Never, not at any point have I felt “incomplete”. It wasn’t a religious decision, more like my mum deciding that “it’s better that way”.
I don’t feel like I had a day in the matter, but it’s never upset me.
I feel sorry for that kid, he clearly needed help.
Juliette, at first I thought it was a typo, but yeah “intactivism”. I have a brother with a pacemaker and a friend with a defibrillator. Now that is something! I’d much rather lose a bit of foreskin. It’s not like I miss smegma.
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RussellDust
on 2019-04-25 12:22 [#02575741]
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Say in the matter*
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RussellDust
on 2019-04-25 12:23 [#02575742]
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ON
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dariusgriffin
from cool on 2019-04-25 19:48 [#02575816]
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check this out
Part 1: Foreskin Frenzy Mmmm, foreskin Fsss...ahhh Ohhh Hhhhunnnnnn
Part 2: An Intactivist is Born Intactivista Intactivista
Part 3: Prepuce School This way Yes The prepuce is the protective shield of the glans The density of the innervation in the foreskin is twenty thousand divided by fifteen inches squared
The sum of the gliding mechanism and the frenulum is nirvana
Conclusion: Burn the circumstraints I am talking about a revolution We must storm the hospitals We must free the boys Now go!
Part 4: Circumcision Wars You have done well, my son Come home
Music and Performance by The Intactivist Underground Executive Producer: Matthew Hess Label: MGMbill Records
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RussellDust
on 2019-04-25 19:58 [#02575821]
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Ha ha! A friend of mine used to constantly tease me that I’d have less intense orgasms, which is bullshit. I had a little phimosis iirc when I was a child which justifies my mum’s choice a little. She could have made it up though! All in all I’m happy, and no partner has ever complained, and Mrs Dust is happy.
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2019-04-26 06:10 [#02575884]
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UUrrgghhh urrrgghhhh I'm really religious and I've got all sorts of hang ups about hair, foreskins and clitorises, urrhggh urrggghh respect my rights urrggghhh
Can't believe I am up at 6am writing this.
Actually I can believe it.
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mermaidman
on 2019-04-26 07:46 [#02575886]
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guys i didn’t know i had a frenulum until now! my frenulum i’ll take very good care of it
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mermaidman
on 2019-04-26 08:07 [#02575887]
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dear frenulum i wasn’t aware you were down there now i know and i love you so xoxo besties forever
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-04-26 09:57 [#02575895]
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you mean der frenulum
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mermaidman
on 2019-04-26 09:57 [#02575896]
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this morning i rubbed my frenulum with baby powder and dipped it in warm milk
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-04-26 10:00 [#02575897]
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im so happy id kick you in the ass
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mermaidman
on 2019-04-26 10:03 [#02575898]
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are you jealous cause you don't have a frenulum mohamed
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-04-26 15:47 [#02575931]
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i dont know whats a frenulum
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