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i had never heard of this word before femspreading The art of women spreading their bags and other carried items on a bus or a train. Often taking up more than one seat and causing discomfort to other passengers. when i took a certain awful train line, women would have these gigantic purses they would use like battering rams -- jam them up into your liver, then look at you like you'd just done something rude. i had no idea it was a thing that extended beyond that (horribly rude) subway line, but apparently, it is a whole phenomenon |
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yeahh that's not a thing |
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it's something i'd experienced, had other people speak up about it and thought, "oh, it's not just me that thought that was a little beyond the pale" and go figure, it is a thing. i'm so sarry dorius, but it is a fing |
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it was actually surprising to me that women were out-ruding the men. it is not really a thing, though, on my current train line. the previous one was packed like sardines; you'd have to let three trains go by before you could get on. everyone got crabby; these are the results |
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it's a daily mail link which automatically makes it of dubious value. could just as easily be a dude with a big bag |
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the most irritating are people who won't stow their giant rucksack but really this is kinda small beans of life |
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it is the sort of thing that, if it happened once a week, you'd just laugh it off. however, when it is consistent, constant, regular -- it's like a bunch of kids whapping you with foam bats. it's not like it does any real damage, but you do want to strangle them all after about twenty minutes |
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i thought femspreading was when a bitch spread her ass cheeks so a brother can eat some |
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xltronic is where I m a n s p r e a d |
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manperschnese |
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🍔 𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓼𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭 🍺 |
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When we have communism this won't be a problem because everyone will get their own train car |
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Also the train cars will be able to fly |
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true |
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when your partner is bent over manspreading so u can eat his ass his testicles will be on your chin or on your chest depending on his age |
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well i mean i manspread, but it's because i'm 6'4" with ADHD and have long-ass arms & legs, so it's not exactly like i can keep my limbs all in one space comfortably or for very long. but the women with their purses are far worse considering they can just put it in their lap. |
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no, it is not a thing. we generally learn not to take up a lot of space. spreading out is unfemine. of course you'll often see women with groceries or pushing strollers, because that's what we do. "manspreading" is a dumb buzzword, but this manufactured shit in response is far more embarrassing. |
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& about the video: how is this train "packed" lol |
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this is a thing, this is a problem, i'm going to get all huffy about it |
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Maybe femspreading isn't real but it should be. I'd gladly give up my seat for a woman or non-binary person's purse |
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the core of the matter is that public transit is nuts in certain cities/zones and it brings out the absolute worst in people; the first time i've seen women reliably acting so badly |
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I would be irritated too if men were constantly manspreading in my presence |
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i'm about as boring as you'd expect. i laser-eyeball the space available and decide, "ok, that's my half, that's yours." sometimes, people need some surplus space, and i do my best. but my favorite is when they are some tiny person and i can just relax; not worry about the sliding spoon |
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Don't you think you have a duty to not sit down at all? |
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that's so sexist |
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How so? |
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This thread has it all, including transplaining. |
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trainsplanning? |
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Trans, Trains and Personal Space Issues |
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Doesn't matter whether you're a man or a woman if you put your bag on the seat next to you when space is limited you're a moron. You can be much more subtle and put it on the floor in front of the seat next to you, that seat will usually then be one of the last ones taken and it doesn't look like you've done it deliberately. |
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what is it called if a middle aged man spreads his legs on your lap and starts playing with your earlobe on a bus or a train? |
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trains, toot toot |
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roger wilco just cos you're an idiot doesn't mean you shouldn't be nice |
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(spoilers Infinity War) |
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this is a real phenomena, both sofas are covered in handbangs, bras, makeup |
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this manspreading thing, yeah sometimes you see dickheads over exaggerating it, but sometimes I do it unconsciously cos its more comfortable not having by bollocks stick to the side of my legs |
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use pants? |
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its more comfortable to sit with my legs at a 10 degree angle than close together, its just preference for me its not an assertion of male dominance or something, I just don't like bunching my balls up, I guess what I do wouldn't be considered man spreading anyway |
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Just stand up asshole |
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It means the Republican National Convention is in town |
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Have you considered castration? |
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you mean become a voluntary eunuch? I like having bollocks, they feel good to scratch |
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can't say i empathise with the liking of one's own balls sadly |
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I don't really I cant think of a reason to have them apart from my sexual identity, they get in the way, and hurt way to much if you get kicked in them and are generally an inconvenience |
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castration is pretty easy, you could probably have it done at a farm if you're not confident in doing it yourself |
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is that where they use one of those plastic tie things to restrict the blood flow and they drop off naturally |
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can't say i empathise with the liking of one's own balls sadly I don't really I cant think of a reason to have them apart from my sexual identity, they get in the way, and hurt way to much if you get kicked in them and are generally an inconvenience see also: breasts |
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nice penmanship |
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Steve Martin's best film, surely. |
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