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offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2002-04-20 20:40 [#00186163]
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I'm in work and V bored =o(

 

offline Darth manchu from Cambridge (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-20 20:43 [#00186170]
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Which key can open any door?

A pikey!

 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-04-20 20:44 [#00186172]
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A girl named pOgO walks in to a bar ..........and she gets a
crowbar in the head and die !!!


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-04-20 20:45 [#00186177]
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haha im a bumble of mumbles!

 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-04-20 20:50 [#00186186]
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ok ok ok...this guy lol...this guy right? lol...oh my
goodness...k, get this..this guy LOL..OH MAN...okay this guy
right..he ....OH MAN ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-04-20 20:51 [#00186187]
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lmao

 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2002-04-20 20:53 [#00186191]
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there was a swede, a norweigan, a greek, a finnish guy and a
german who decided to gamble a little.
the finnish guy suggests that they will do the russian
roulette.
the swede says, - NOOOO!!!!! im sooo young!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-04-20 20:55 [#00186194]
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Yeah thats a classic!!

 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-04-20 20:56 [#00186199]
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Raimons: Whose face is that in your avatar? All your pics
have that same face.


 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2002-04-20 20:57 [#00186200]
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its me

 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2002-04-20 20:59 [#00186205]
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Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven.



 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2002-04-20 21:03 [#00186210]
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One day, David Beckham was putting together a puzzle. He was
really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask
Posh for help.

''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' David cried.

''Honey," said Posh, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the
box!''


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-04-20 21:03 [#00186212]
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I dun get it :*(

 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-04-20 21:08 [#00186223]
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One day, Amonbrune was putting together a puzzle. He was
really stumped and very frustrated, so he decided to ask
pOgO for help.

''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Amonbrune cried.

''Honey," said pOgO, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the
box!''



 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2002-04-20 21:12 [#00186232]
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one day, pOgO kicked Sido Dyas' ass for being such a retard
!

lmao

 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-04-20 21:12 [#00186234]
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EWWW yo a sick man yu r!!


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-04-20 21:13 [#00186235]
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haha!!

 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2002-04-20 21:16 [#00186240]
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How do you know if a womans having a bad day?

Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.



 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-04-21 00:50 [#00186420]
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a woman is waiting in the hospital to see her newborn baby
girl(just gave birth). the doctor arrives after a few
hours.

when he enteres the room he angrily throws the baby against
the walls, smashing it's face on the floor and kicking and
beating it severely. blood is spilling everywhere all over
the woman.

she screams and cries "why are you doing this to my
child!??"

doctor replies: "April Fools! It was already dead!"

 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-04-21 05:51 [#00186673]
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:(
That's horrible!

 

offline MO2 from Minneapolis, MN (United States) on 2002-04-21 07:24 [#00186692]
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salma...it's sad...but I actually laughed and now i feel
bad....


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-04-21 07:29 [#00186694]
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What's with these dead baby jokes that are supposed to be
funny? they're not. i mean, i'm not really offended, but
they don't make me laugh.


 

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