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offline freqy on 2017-11-25 22:53 [#02538147]
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ive heard of these ojnly just stumbled on a video.
its like next level google search when too lazy to type and
read

this device thing, you ask it questions ( like that jeopardy
computer Watson)

but this does not require a lorry size computer system to
function.

Alexa fir the home, a little box likely tied to a football
field of pc's out in silicon valley.

it listens to you all day and night and even builds your
shopping carts up and orders stuff to your door at times
without permission and lots more.

it claims to have a mute button. but anyone who uses audio
mixing desks knows that mute button may be post all types of
interesting inserts.

User: Alexa explain your mute function, send me your
schematic.
Alexa "no i can not, you cannot access Alexa signal chain
schematic"

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-25 23:04 [#02538148]
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everyones getting an Alexa for "happyholidays mess" on the
25th of Dec.

watch this guy


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-25 23:08 [#02538149]
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I'd only have one if i had a fully smart home. 'Alexa draw a
bath, light some candles and play my Des'ree mixtape'. Can
listen to me wank for all i care, at least it would know
when to order me new tissues.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-25 23:25 [#02538153]
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my gf got one for her birthday from her parents, im not keen
on her having it plugged in so its in its box at the moment,
its obviously a surveillance device


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-25 23:28 [#02538154]
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people think that it only listens and records after you say
Alexa and the blue light comes on.

did you know all the conversations the average person ever
has in an 80 year life span can be stored with compression
in under 1mb.

less than 1 old floppy or .0001 inch square of
non-volatile memory

i just made that up but im guessing its pretty small.



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-25 23:30 [#02538156]
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i believed you for a second, then i remembered even really
low bit mp3s are about 500k and they only last 3 minutes so
it would have to be some sort of quantim compression
algorithm


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-25 23:36 [#02538158]
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no no no

all audio is concerted to text!!


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-25 23:36 [#02538159]
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*converted


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-25 23:40 [#02538160]
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converted compressed! with common phrases compressed to
tiny code.

like that tiny url feature.

The average woman speaks around 5000 words per day

5000 x 365 x 80

oh my = 146000000 words.

3.5 kilo byte



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-25 23:40 [#02538161]
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oh yeah, in that case perhaps if it was someone who doesnt
talk very much like older men, i know echelon has been doing
that for years


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-25 23:41 [#02538162]
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i made that kb up lol

but yes 146000000 words.



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-25 23:41 [#02538163]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-25 23:43 [#02538164]
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bout 285.15625 mb


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-25 23:46 [#02538165]
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best compression algorithm i could find (cursory google)
could compress that down to 1/30th of its size which is 9.5
megs so round it up to 10 megs and you weren't far off


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-25 23:47 [#02538166]
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this is uncompresed

146000000 words.

550 words a page

265454.5454.. pages

2kb a page

= 530909 kb

= 530.909mb

for everything a woman says in 80years. approx.



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-25 23:49 [#02538167]
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seems its really plausible they could record everything
anyone has said ever and store it easily


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-25 23:49 [#02538168]
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530.909 / 30 = 17.69 mb 80 years of all words spoken by a
woman

0.0002 inch square of non volatile memory

20 pence.


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-25 23:50 [#02538169]
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i made the inch square up. for fun ....hang on


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-25 23:51 [#02538170]
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between this alexa/echo thing and phones recording passively
and electronic data they can gather so much stuff and feed
it through some sort of weighted AI


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-25 23:51 [#02538171]
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i think they would need a special sever just for my mum, she
says about 100,000 words everyday


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-25 23:51 [#02538172]
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yep and cull those not in alignment through varius means.

I love hillary!

I love obama!


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-25 23:52 [#02538173]
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500 TB per Square Inch Memory


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-25 23:52 [#02538174]
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single atom storage


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-25 23:54 [#02538175]
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its all probably being used to calculate your mortgage
rate/buying habits at the moment, but when some really
nefarious leaders come to power its going to be hell on
earth


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-25 23:55 [#02538176]
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social credit


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-25 23:58 [#02538177]
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all of us on here will be for the gulags


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-25 23:58 [#02538178]
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sheesh



 

offline freqy on 2017-11-25 23:59 [#02538179]
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are you good at maths ?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-26 00:00 [#02538180]
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no not really,


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-26 00:01 [#02538181]
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you flipin are. you have an IQ of 145 you are practically
on the holoship Enlightenment


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-26 00:02 [#02538182]
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500tb square inch =

500000000mb a square inch

so what is 18mb in square inch?

countdown clock starts ...now


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-26 00:02 [#02538183]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-26 00:03 [#02538184]
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That avgerage word in english is 5.1 characters long, lets
say 6 with a space, each ascii character is 1 byte so the
number of bytes for all words on average is 876,000,000
bytes, as most storage media now uses latin multiplier it'll
876 megabytes on disc with the os displaying it as
835.4187011719 megabytes.

On average.


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-26 00:04 [#02538185]
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1/27777777th


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-26 00:04 [#02538186]
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just a sec


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-26 00:06 [#02538187]
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0.0000036000001008%


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-26 00:06 [#02538188]
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0.0508 inches squared?


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-26 00:07 [#02538189]
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are you saying
146000000 words. = 876 megabytes


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-26 00:08 [#02538190]
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show your calculation hypers


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-26 00:08 [#02538191]
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is all the information in the universe somehow encoded at
planck length



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-26 00:09 [#02538192]
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is this an exam?


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-26 00:09 [#02538193]
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As a text file with no formatting or punctuation yes


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-26 00:09 [#02538194]
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i think you are way off

500tb a square inch

8mb would not be 0.0508 inches squared?



 

offline freqy on 2017-11-26 00:11 [#02538195]
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i was at words per page at 550
a page at 2kb

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-26 00:11 [#02538196]
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i probably am, by a magnitude


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-26 00:11 [#02538197]
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just a sec


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-26 00:13 [#02538198]
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o.k we'll go with that

876 megabytes

divided by 30 for compresion

= 29.2mb


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-26 00:16 [#02538199]
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2.064512 × 10-17 m2 / byte * that by 16


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-26 00:17 [#02538200]
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actually i already multiplied i forgot


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-26 00:17 [#02538201]
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29.2mb stored on 500tb per square inch single atom storage

fraction 1/ 17123287 of an inch.

0.0000058400002289% of an inch

1/17123287
= 5.8400002289e-8

where is carol vordamon ?


 


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