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offline freqy on 2017-11-26 02:17 [#02538307]
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hes great. vegan too. wears vegan leather/plastic shoes.


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-26 02:17 [#02538308]
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torches that’s odd. usually they raise the house lights


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-26 02:18 [#02538309]
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but the thrower would have been surrounded.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-26 02:19 [#02538310]
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my memory is hazy, i know they did look into the crowd the
security and sort of said the gig wont go on unless the
culprit is caught, but i was under the impression Morrissey
was already back at his hotel after 15 mins


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-26 02:20 [#02538311]
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yeah thats why it was odd, i would have thought it would be
easy to catch the culprit there were thousands of people
down there


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-26 02:21 [#02538312]
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he has a cut hand here maybe he was cut or..?

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-26 02:22 [#02538314]
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maybe it was a fake gig but you got in somehow?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-26 02:22 [#02538315]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-26 02:22 [#02538316]
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people on the left real ...people on the right fake


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-26 02:24 [#02538318]
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LAZY_TITLE

i like this vid as it reminds me of what it was like as a
kid


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-26 02:24 [#02538319]
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hit on top of head full pint


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-26 02:25 [#02538320]
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strangeways i like unhappy birthday lol .


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-26 02:26 [#02538322]
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yeah i have sung that at my gf for a laugh on birthdays ast


"beacuse your evil and you lie, and if you should die, i
might feelk slightly sad, but i wont cry!"


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-26 02:27 [#02538323]
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i thought his quiff would have deflected the worst of the
impact


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-26 02:28 [#02538324]
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girlfriend in a coma as well


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-26 02:29 [#02538325]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-26 02:30 [#02538327]
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a song about his last rolo


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-26 02:31 [#02538328]
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that joke isnt funny anymore is probably my fave smiths song



 

offline freqy on 2017-11-26 02:34 [#02538329]
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this one is funny

high pitch voice


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-26 02:37 [#02538331]
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and the senses being dulled are mi...ieeene lol : P


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-26 03:53 [#02538334]
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what other teev show is this guy from? i'm not actually
gonna tell you, maybe not this time?. you cant search. dont
cheat.

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-11-26 11:53 [#02538345]
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Yes so they can watch you knock out a crafty one.



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-26 12:01 [#02538348]
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i'll shield myself with the duvet


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-26 12:20 [#02538349]
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Google/Android, for all it's AI algorithmic genius, will
still let your phone take 100 completely black photos while
your phone's in your pocket and upload them to Google Drive.
Funny that they can't detect that multiple blank images
taken in quick succession are of no value.

OH WAIT. It's not about the images. It's about recording
where you were and what you were doing.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-26 13:47 [#02538358]
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android is like something assembled by an infinite number of
drunk monkeys programming in cross purposes


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-26 13:48 [#02538359]
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I know him Freqy, I will try to do it without cheating


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-26 14:02 [#02538364]
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but i wanna give hints


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-26 14:07 [#02538365]
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haha you might not get it.

but i know you will know him in his other role.

and if i keep this going for long enough you may even say
his catch phrase
when you eventually find out where else he is from.



 

offline freqy on 2017-11-26 14:15 [#02538366]
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you wont get it.

you'll probably rather watch bastard squad on BBC2.

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-26 17:42 [#02538374]
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Hi Mark,

Firstly, depends which definition of Terbyte and Megabyte is
used.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terabyte

Technically the decimal definition is correct i.e. 1TB =
1000000MB

Although sometimes the operating system (e.g. Microsoft
Windows) uses the binary definition where
1TB = 1024*1024MB = 1048576MB

So for the decimal definition,
500TB per square inch = 500000000MB per square inch or 500
million Megabytes per square inch

To find how much area is covered by 1 Megabyte then just
take the reciprocal of 500 million (i.e. 1/x which in this
case is 1/500000000 square inches)

1/500000000 = 0.000000002 square inches per Megabyte

To find how much space is then needed for 16 Megabyes, just
multiply the above by 16
16 * 0.000000002 = 0.000000032 square inches would be taken
up by 16MB using the decimal definitions of data storage

For the binary definition,
500TB=500*1048576MB per square inch or 524288000 Megabytes
per square inch

1/524288000 = aproximately 0.000000001907 square inches per
Megabyte

16*0.000000001907 = approximately 0.0000000305 square inches
would be taken up by 16MB using the binary definition of
data storage

In either case, it is better to use scientific notation to
represent such small numbers since the large number of
consecutive zeros can be hard to read, but you need to be
able to type superscript numbers to write them in standard
form.

Paul


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-26 17:49 [#02538375]
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Bless Paul


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-26 17:49 [#02538376]
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I just looked him up, apparently he is from the Wirral where
I am, never would have guessed


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-26 17:50 [#02538377]
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I only wanted the answer lol


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-26 23:36 [#02538427]
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wow cool answer. i hope you dont make him do things like
that often he probably busy making a rocket ship.
.
wait a tension popping minute

post #02538205

"
o.k here is the question

29.2mb for all words spoken by a lady

500tb per square inch on the storage device.

Q what is 29.2mb in inches? as a decimal and fraction."

----------

Hyperflake you asked the wrong question.

the answer = 29.2mb = 0.000000058 = 1/17241379



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-26 23:37 [#02538428]
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just times it by 29.2 now yeah


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-26 23:38 [#02538429]
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0.000000002 * 29.2


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-26 23:40 [#02538430]
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yeah your right


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-26 23:43 [#02538431]
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b in a moment... just finishing off a nose cone.


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-26 23:44 [#02538432]
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hy[erflax do you understand what we have figured out?

did you tell your brother what it was about?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-26 23:47 [#02538433]
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i just said i had a hypothetical maths question, perhaps he
thought I was helping a future version of myself calculate
some spacial co ordinates or something, thats perhaps why
he sent such an exacting reply

Hey you know since we have been discussing this ive been
seeing job adverts for GCHQ show up on my facebook


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-26 23:49 [#02538434]
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there is a lazer pointer pointing through my window!!



 

offline freqy on 2017-11-26 23:50 [#02538435]
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LOL : p

are you serious? about your adverts.

it must have been a Maryland cookie in you browser?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-26 23:51 [#02538436]
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yeah i used to get them, a green one, think it was some
little shit in the next road, when i first saw i t i thought
i was about the be abducted


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-26 23:52 [#02538437]
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yeah im serious, god knows why,


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-26 23:54 [#02538438]
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bit of a weird place to try and recruit, anyone who has a
decent functioning brain doesnt use facebook


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-26 23:56 [#02538439]
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i was only kidding about the pointer...i was making out the
data Mafia was after me.

hyper flake 0.000000058 of a bloody inch. for everything a
woman has said in 80 years.

if you go back and tell someone that just 30 years ago.
....no, go back 1 hour and tell someone. they wont believe
you. well, they might if they trust you... but just some
random person not a chance.


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-26 23:58 [#02538440]
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yeah yd think in a library, a flyer in a certain type of
book. or a specialized website.

take the job!!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-27 00:02 [#02538441]
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are you paraphrasing the 4 yorkshiremen sketch

im still convinced a 500 terabyte hard drive would be
insufficient for my mum, would have to invent a new
compression algorithm


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-27 00:03 [#02538442]
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get this

406 inches squared for every person alive

7 billion people.

all voice coms.

2619.350cm²

so that is 2.6m x 2.6m


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-27 00:05 [#02538443]
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LAZY_TITLE


 


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