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offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-08 16:05 [#02530847]
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imagine a giant sea shell, iridescent to allow light to
filter though in the day time, on problem all the furniture
would have to be curved


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Nude in the (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-08 16:13 [#02530849]
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OP FAIL


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-08 16:24 [#02530850]
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just because you want to live up an elephants bum! don't go
dissing my thread


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-08 16:47 [#02530851]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-08 16:47 [#02530852]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-08 16:48 [#02530853]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Nude in the (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-08 16:50 [#02530854]
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Rubbish thread, boo! Muffed up OP, boo! Do as many
LAZY_TITLE's as you like, boo! For shame!


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-09-08 16:57 [#02530855]
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I'd be worried about giant hermit crabs...


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-08 17:01 [#02530858]
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ok I admit it, it is a bit of a shit premise for a thread,
but since everyone talks bollocks on here why pull me up for
it!you flaming pillow biter



 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-09-08 17:12 [#02530860]
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i laughed at the OP. it felt sort of like that youtube girl
who falls over in burger king with a huge tray full of stuff
in her arms


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-08 17:19 [#02530862]
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even jesus dropped a bollock now and again


 

offline mohamed on 2017-09-08 17:54 [#02530864]
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SignedUpToLOL's opposition is legit. im not a fan of your
wandering and/or lazy titling too. i too have passed a
similar kind of phase in my xltronic life. you have to come
out of this by yourself.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-08 17:56 [#02530865]
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its only a messageboard mate, its not like I'm phoning you
up at 2 in the morning, also you can opt out if you don't
like what people are saying


 

offline mohamed on 2017-09-08 17:56 [#02530866]
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oh yeah just kidding


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-08 18:01 [#02530867]
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I wanted to have a chat really, I wasn't very concise in
what I was trying to say, I haven't slept much I guess


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-08 18:03 [#02530868]
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I apologise Mo, your right I was being a bit passive
aggressive, don't know whats the matter with me today, I
read the news too much


 

offline mohamed on 2017-09-08 18:05 [#02530869]
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no need to apologize


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-08 18:10 [#02530870]
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how everything with you, has your flat mate returned yet?


 

offline mohamed on 2017-09-08 18:13 [#02530871]
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yes, he had an infection on a tooth


 

offline mohamed on 2017-09-08 18:17 [#02530872]
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talking about ideal places to live, i read there are
currently three hurricanes upon central america


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-08 18:23 [#02530873]
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yeah I bet all those Christians there are preparing for end
times


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-08 18:24 [#02530874]
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did you plant a bug in his room while he was gone


 

offline mohamed on 2017-09-08 18:26 [#02530875]
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nope, i like to make my own business ;)


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-08 18:26 [#02530876]
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Irma, jose, katia, global warming is going to keep pounding
south east America, its cos the oceans are warmer the
reckon, makes the hurricanes more powerful for longer


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-08 18:27 [#02530877]
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yeah its one of those things I joke about but don't pry into
other peoples stuff like that, you just know it would be
something like a pentagram made of spoons on the floor and a
severed goats head on the bed, and you wished you never went
in there to look


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-08 18:28 [#02530878]
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its ironic really because its fucking the climate change
deniers the hardest, I take no pleasure in that fact, well
not much anyway


 

offline mohamed on 2017-09-08 18:28 [#02530879]
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did you see last charlie hebdo's cover on the matter? did
you know an italian politic wrote that the isis should go to
charlie ebdo and 'finish the job' for that?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-08 18:29 [#02530880]
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was he joking or was he serious?


 

offline mohamed on 2017-09-08 18:30 [#02530881]
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you do pry sometimes


 

offline mohamed on 2017-09-08 18:31 [#02530882]
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nope, no joke


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-08 18:32 [#02530883]
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yeah but I wouldn't go into your room and root through your
sock draw


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-08 18:33 [#02530884]
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fucking hell bit of a harsh joke


 

offline mohamed on 2017-09-08 18:33 [#02530885]
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yeah me neither, thats why there was no reason to plant a
bug into my flatmate's room


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-08 18:38 [#02530886]
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I know I was only joking about that, when I was very young I
used to steal chocolate bars my mum hid in her room but she
tried to catch me by putting a little bit of a folded card
between the door and the frame that would fall if anyone
went in the room, but I found it and put it back heheh


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-08 18:40 [#02530887]
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when I was young and the IRA were bombing people my brother
said the police were looking for a device and he hid a
ticking clock in my room


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-08 18:48 [#02530888]
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about prying Mo, I don't mean to sound intrusive when I ask
you stuff like what porn you bought, it was naff banter on
my part, thinking about it, its probably not a question I
would feel comfortable answering myself, just cos its
slightly embarrassing


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-08 18:50 [#02530890]
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and regards to the others who have scoffed at the title of
my thread, remember this: I made a grave error today, but it
can be rectified, and it will be in due course, however you
have to live with the fact you have a very small cock for
the rest of your days!


 

offline mohamed on 2017-09-08 18:53 [#02530891]
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i bought the entrance to the best transexual site on earth,
seen what i had to see, canceled my subscription forever.
have any joke about it?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-08 18:55 [#02530892]
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not really, if you liked down syndrome bukkake I could have
thought of something to say then!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-08 19:01 [#02530894]
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I was going to ask if you liked the top half like a woman
and the bottom half like a man or the other way around, but
then I realise I would be prying again


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-09-08 19:21 [#02530895]
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Considering this board, the thread was fine, and far less of
a worry that hyperflake being fucking sorry and submissive
every time someone has a go at him.

I thought my joke was quite good in the thread, actually.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-09-08 19:22 [#02530896]
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Truth is I'm tired of this place. Finally. I don't know what
took me 17 years.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-08 19:46 [#02530897]
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I almost did type FUCK OFF in capital letters a few times
but I thought I'm going to end up in an argument I could do
without


 

offline mohamed on 2017-09-08 20:17 [#02530898]
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but im curious now, what makes it that you want to enter my
brain and see my fantasies, i dont understand


 

offline mohamed on 2017-09-08 20:21 [#02530899]
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to answer your strange questions, once and one time again, i
liked the whole of it, but i realized it was gay when i saw,
not the cutest, but the horniest t-girl fuck a muscular
brown man.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-08 20:24 [#02530900]
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your not gay, your just somewhere along this scale

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline mohamed on 2017-09-08 20:26 [#02530901]
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well thanks, i knew i would never have sucked a dick by
myself


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-08 20:27 [#02530902]
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its a sort of a minefield of a conversation now,

do you mean like a guy like Dillon from predator ?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-08 20:28 [#02530903]
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actually forget that I wont pry anymore


 

offline mohamed on 2017-09-08 20:28 [#02530904]
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none, none of those. can we cut this shit off now? are you
ok with it?


 


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