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yeah its ok mate, my curiosity is satisfied |
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ah, fuck. jesus christ almighty |
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you pick one in a million woman that makes a tranny's blowjob by the way |
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you mean women are inherently shit at blow jobs? yes its true |
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well, i mean that i havent find a woman that liked to suck my dick, and in the longest relationship i had, she used to do it with her teeth. on the other side, the best blowjob i had was made by a tranny. i was young and drunk. im just glad i didnt take aids with that because it was the best mouth i have ever entered with my dick, no word of a lie |
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why would she use her teeth? grounds for immediate divorce surely |
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just another chapter in my disgraceful sexual career |
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i understand you want to chat mark but |
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havent i shared already many details in public? |
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yes, don't worry about it, I already knew you had a think for trannies a while back, really is no issue to me, |
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im not really worried of what you think, i just think your thirst for privacy is high |
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I did ask odd question, but some of it you shared of your own volition, without prompting |
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for instance I never asked have you had a blow job from a transsexual woman, but you mentioned it |
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yeah, of course, i have something to say, i want to express myself. |
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ah ok, I just take an interest, I know it comes across as nosey, I like to get an insight to people, from now on I wont inquire but let the conversation flow naturally. To be honest other people have told me that I ask to many questions, im just naturally inquisitive |
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yes let the convo flow naturally, dont make it contrived. you only get insight about eating banana or cauliflower from people, you sort out your shit by yourself |
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yeah I know my thread title and the way I was speaking seemed very contrived but it genuinely wasn't, I was just bored and day dreaming a bit, I dislike contrivance myself |
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remember, it is ten times better to shut the fuck up than to answer just because you have to |
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its ok, its all over now. |
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you should try telling my mum that |
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so yeah Inter in second place, Liverpool as well |
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we signed Naby Kieta for next season as well, he is ridiculously good |
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beating Roma and fiorentina is no shakes |
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i have just seen a picture on twitter of andres iniesta like he has still his hair, the media and his hairdresser insist on making him look like he has still his hair. and insist on making his renewal a news, at his age |
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his head looks like someone dropped an etch a sketch and stuck the magnetic fillings to the top |
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its a game of lights and shades, the upper hair is fewer but darker because longer, and the lower hair is nearly shaved to make a pshicological illusion of balance with the upper arrangement |
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yes its unkind to say but he looks like he has been suffering from rabies or something |
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once my mate had a break down and shaved off all his hair with a bic razor, kind of looked the same |
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yeah, that or leprosy, too |
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yeh i remember you once mentioned that |
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yeah I had to shave the stubbly bits off for him, the nearest analogue that happened to me is I smoked some dope and jumped in a park lake when I was about 18 |
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imagine if he had leprosy if he tried to kick the ball his leg might fall off |
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haha. now that's the Hyperflake i know. |
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yeah ive woken up a bit more now, is it just me or is he someone who looks like they shouldn't be good at football, he looks like the guy who comes to read your gas meter |
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I think it shows how good he is though, its why Barca are in decline, its because Iniesta is in decline |
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you do look like someone who is half asleep sometimes, i didn't want to say it before |
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arent you sleeping on your keyboard right? |
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well im tired as fuck, up from 5 am, goodnight |
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yeah I do look like that bags under my eyes |
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how about on a caterpillars back, .in an teepee. balanced via magnet hover compensation patch within an object based program thinga. a stripy yellow black catapillar, to prevent being eaten. an idm mixing teepee to make weird noises you have 300000 years there in the garden of no pollution. you will meet with other travellers on other insects, sharing herbs and files. |
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coffin hotel or a shack in the middle of nowhere with an off license down the road. |
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