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this can be fun if you are a funny guy! give it a try man! |
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what do i do?? |
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just play a someone! im a tv-profile named Gert fylking |
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Well people my name is Gert fylking and welcome to our meeting today. has someone a question? |
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when can we leave? |
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hullo, um .. erm .. right .. let me see ... |
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ok the story starts with a guy named gert fylking. he is a tv-profile and wnats to form a new cool & trendy electronic band. the story starts with a meeting. |
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I'm the mild-mannered college student Vorlitshkikov Ripatovek! |
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do you like cucumbers |
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im a NINJA named Paul!!! |
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ok mr.Vorlitshkikov how many members should the band contain? |
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I form abnormal dance beats with sponges and soap. |
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the band should contain 3 members Vorlitshkikov, Paul the Ninja boy, and...uh...the final member who is as of yet unnamed, but we will just call him Skrag |
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ok we got paul the ninja boy Vorlitshkikov Skrag |
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i am, as i stated before, the beat maker, Paul is the melody man, and Skrag will be the mastermind behind the music. |
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<- she can be in the band. |
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*cries out* SKRAG WHERE ARE YOU???? |
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OO yes, she will be skrag! helllo skrag |
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hello |
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I make cool "swiish" noices with my ninja swords when we perform live ok??? |
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SKRAG! CREATE BEAUTIFUL MELODIES WITH YOUR MACHINE! i will get to the sponging... |
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skrag you are the mastermind behind it all |
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ok now we got a band guys... we must have an image too. what clothes ? |
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hmm...let me see......i'll need some supplies and a new outfit. |
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i'm roger hammilfield the owner of a 100 acre plantation. i have two lovely mistresses one of which is the reverand's daughter the other the fine young lass which is kin of the mayor. i am a proud young man with a long honorable heritage which i must keep secret from my fellow townspeople. my story could be recorded and produced as a sleazy southern soap opera. but, i chose to keep all me secrets hidden in my abyss of love and deceit. i am the good guy, yet occasionally i have to be the bad guy, for all of good's sake. my plantation is known as Salvation 4. i treat my workers well, and the world is good. i am roger hammilfield, king of georgia. |
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ok.... when we play live i crowd surf but one....horrible day.....i kicked a guy in the face! owch |
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zombiekev is the dude he said he was. |
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....raimons isnt this ur role play thingy? i feel like i am the master! *cries* someone hold me... |
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I've come across a casio keyboard that was left outside the toys r us and it appears to have a demo button...i'll get to work! |
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yeah i feel that too. but its better that we have a real leader/manager ti this incredable band. bandname? |
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lets start this episode. roger : greetings fellow townspeople. i bring you, cancerous drugs. i will addict you but, at the same time will give you massive amounts of pleasure. (continue roleplay) |
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Gert: i feel that drugs is not necesarry mr.roger. light beer is enough for the guys |
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<- getting ready my new track currently consists of BWWWWWWWWRRR RUUUUUUUUUR LLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYR sounds |
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Im Paul the Ninja Boy I was born in texas but moved to japan in an early age. There i came in contact with martial arts and the mystery of the NINJA!!! My ninja master allso introduced me to electronic music like (7\) and []<---- . i have been searchin for other people to form a electronic band since then. My specialty is sword "swiiiich" noices and break dancing. I do a mean "moonwalk" and "Robot" !!! |
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i am in a band. roger is too good for a band. i leave band and form my own continent next to algeria. i meet dave, the king of the jews. we start a circus. it fails miserably. but i return to the merry love triangle deception game of Salvation 4. |
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my plantation is home to government run espionage. if you threaten our secret life. you will taste our fearfull angst. |
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scotch is cool. or that party punch that they make with wiffle ball bats and trash bags. |
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-falls from sky- -activates a sophisticated nerve-gas bomb- -dissapears in a cloud of purple smoke laughing hysterically- |
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i must travel. i will return to this merry world in the future. |
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Gert: go if you must mr.roger |
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Gert: we have not got ebough time. we must make a hit song! |
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Paul::we need a band name man!! Paul::How about "the Raimons" |
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OMG I just realized I have no musical ablitiy whatsoever...what should i do??????? |
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Gert: yes! i consider that as the bands name. The Raimons! |
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Gert: its cool, we can hire some studio musicians to do the job |
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Paul::i can teach you break dancing Skrag!! |
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Gert:thats great paul, we can all learn from eachother |
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Yes i would like that very much Paul! |
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"a strange and very long limosine passes by" Gert: what is this? |
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Skrag: does it have a little apex twins picture on the wheels?? |
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