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Paul::Ok the first thing you need to learn is control of your breathing. The second thing you need to do is loose those highheels (what where you thinking???) Now do a head spinn!!! |
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*a guy opens the door and starts dancing like michael jackson* Gert:? |
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Paul::??? |
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Skrag: I'm very good at controlling my breathing and contorting my body in various positions. |
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*the guy looks familiar and smiles really strange and suddenly alot of chicks shows up aith the same grin* gert:? |
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*the guy keeps dancing with a umbrella and sudenly Skrags face turns into a his smiling man face* Paul::Skrag!!!! are you ok??? |
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Gert: my god ( stares on the guy ) |
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Paul::what should we do Gert ??? Paul::This is insane!!!! |
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Gert is chocked and looks at paul with terrified eyes. gert: :O |
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Skragg: I want your soul!!! |
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Gert: its like a music video or something. this cant be real!!!!!!!! |
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Paul::Yeah and where does that strange music come from man??? Paul::I feel like getting the fuck out of here but Skrag is our band mate man , we cant leave him like this!!! Paul::What should we do Gert??? |
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Gert:do you have some garlic? give me something, a cross! |
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Skrag: RWWWRARRW |
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Gert: oh my gooooood!!!!! paul watch it! behinf you! they are all over the place |
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Paul::shit dude!!!!! that guy must have been satan or something?look at Skrag now!!!! |
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Skrag: I will eat your soul!!1 |
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*skrag opens a big champange bottle* Gert: ? |
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Paul::SKRAG IF YOU CAN HERE ME IN THERE??? CALL ME AS SOON AS YOU ARE ALRIGHT AGAIN!!! WE GOT A LIVE PERFORMANCE COMMING UP!! I NEED TO TEACH YOU SOME MORE BREAK DANCING!!! *starts to run home* |
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*Gert drives paul to safety in his black chevrolet caprice* Gert: paul! i love you man! that why i save you. |
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Skrag: RRRWR |
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Paul::I love you to man!!! *Hugs Gert* Paul::but i feel sorry for Skrag , we should not have left here like that with that strange dancing satan guy. |
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Skrag: Help meeeeee!!1 |
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*back in pauls neghbourhood everythings seems nice. an old lady is walking with her dog* gert: did you here something paul? |
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Paul::no.......what did you hear Gert ? |
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gert: a strange sound. *the dog starts to bark* |
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My name is Disco Stu, and I like Disco Music!!! |
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hmmm quite possibly one of the weirdest coherent - on topic threads ive seen on here... |
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hey! DISCO STU.... doesn't advertise!! (yeaaaaaaaah.... great simpsons quote!) |
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yeah Disco Stu is one of the best from The Simpsons... his few scenes are so funny... :) |
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i must return! to hell with this windowlicker curse! |
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Gert: if you go to hell skrag, please record something with your MD. i wanna hear the sounds from hell |
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Skrag: I AM BACK BABY |
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im going to bed right now so if you like this topic, just go on... |
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my name is keith bungadiddle! i have no recognizable genetalia! i own the sleazy club which your band must stive to preform at! all i want is love, but i look for it in all the wrong places! my club is called KEITHS PLACE FOR BANDS TO PLAY. i have no creativity! |
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Skrag: Hello keithe! I had an unfortunate run-in with a scary man in a limousine a few minutes ago (OMG!!!11) but now i'm back to my old self... |
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i will hurt him with my non existant genetalia or lack there of! all to whoo your lady in your avatar, because even though she's a porn star, i feel that she can love me! flowers for you my sweet! :kisses your hand: |
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how the fuck did you kids get in my house take your crusty asses out of my home immediately |
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Skrag: I have lots of experience in the adult film industry but i was told i need to learn breakdance! or was it braindance?????? i have a sticker covering my right nipple and no way to remove it! |
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i love it when you call me big poppa |
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surely the combination of my non genitals and your over-use of makes us destined to be together! |
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Skrag: roybgydbhc be my valentine |
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you've got to buy me dinner first... or a box of conversation hearts. those things rock! |
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SteelNinja is back. *Swings his sword with futuristic sound* |
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Surely it's on your left? (Dodges Steel Ninja's whirling blade) hey be careful with that thing man... |
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i have returned. roger is here. lets make a hit song that is more annoying than puff daddy's whole collection of sound. |
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My name's Norman and I'm the best, I'm silly like that. |
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i guess we were a one hit wonder. |
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