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Saw a hedgehog tonight
 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-30 19:47 [#02508336]
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Saw a hedgehog and it went through a hole in someones back
fence.

then i got home and the experience made me think of this

LAZY_TITLE


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-30 19:48 [#02508337]
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cos there are a couple of scenes of a hedgehogs snuffling in
the undergrowth at night


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-30 19:58 [#02508340]
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it's sometimes the little things in life... you know?
that's what's important


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-30 20:03 [#02508341]
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i thought it was a rat at first but then it detected my
presence and i could see it move, and it just casually
wobbled off, yes it thought it was pretty cool its what
makes life worthwhile,


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2016-12-01 11:45 [#02508353]
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they can get amazingly loud.
one time i was taking a walk in the park at night,
when i heard this loud intense breathing.
i slowly went towards the sound,
couldnt see a thing as it was pitch black.
then some animal screamed, probably a cat.
breathing became louder until i found a curled up hedgehog
in the grass. i slowly moved away from it.


 

online RussellDust on 2016-12-01 11:59 [#02508354]
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Aw. I used to live in a place where we would leave a saucer
of milk every night for the local hedgehog.


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-12-01 12:16 [#02508355]
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lol im glad i started this thread to hear your story now


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-12-01 12:17 [#02508356]
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on a serious note this year i heard lots of small hedgehogs
are being born at the wrong time so if you see a runt
hedgehog try and send it to the animal hospital as they wont
survive the winter otherwise


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2016-12-01 12:44 [#02508357]
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:) yes, a thing to keep in mind,
has anyone ever taken one to animal hospital?
i heard its ok to give them a home during winter yourself,
but i dont know if everyone is suited for that.


 

online RussellDust on 2016-12-01 13:05 [#02508358]
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Ok.

I was so happy I managed to save a flying insect yesterday.
Was in the loo, and luckily my micro surgery meant its wings
stayed on. I then left it on some toilet paper to snuggle.

Five minutes later I forgot it was there, and couldn't see
it as it had crawled under the tissue. I accidentally killed
it by carelessly putting my hand there, and cried. I had to
finish it off and seeing it spasm out before I sent it to
insect heaven really pissed me off.


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2016-12-01 13:43 [#02508361]
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hedgehogs are really overrun with fleas, my mum picked one
up once when we were walking back from my nan's down a
grassy bank at the side of the road and they were absolutely
swarming all over it and jumping off onto her hand. she
managed to guide it away from the road though and put it in
a bush. i like hedgehogs. just not fleas


 

online RussellDust on 2016-12-01 13:46 [#02508362]
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Better on them than on me!

Yer alright, Belby?


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2016-12-01 14:55 [#02508363]
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yalreet hobbesy, nice to see you here. i'm ok, went before
the tribunal (read: parole) board to get out of my section
this week and failed so i'm looking at another 4 months in
here. can't get too depressed about it tho, just watching a
lot of mad men and adventure time on my phone, got a few
books to read on the kindle app too. stewart lee - content
provider is great


 

online RussellDust on 2016-12-01 16:00 [#02508364]
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Well I hope times passes by quickly for you.

Speaking of books, I've just begun Alan Moore's Jerusalem.
That's going to take a while but judging by what I've read
so far it's going to be a great ride.


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-12-01 16:46 [#02508365]
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^ 1200 pages i saw it on my amazon recommended stuff let me
know if its worth it


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-12-01 16:46 [#02508366]
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good to hear your doing well great stuff


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-12-01 16:48 [#02508367]
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yes i always feel guilty for a while when i crush a green
fly on the back of my neck that i didnt realise was there or
something like that, i cant bring myself to kill things, my
gf has no hesitation in killing spiders, i try to stop her
but she just smashes them


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-12-01 16:50 [#02508368]
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id be happy to look after one if i could catch it, they seem
to have extra sensory perception and can move alot quicker
than i realised, they have escape route planned


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-12-01 16:53 [#02508369]
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how to help


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-12-02 03:57 [#02508410]
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saw a raccoon last night. middle of the oncoming lane. what
a mess

saw a fox later last night. back of the yard. much better


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-12-02 04:06 [#02508411]
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the raccoon was clearly, thoroughly dead. it was not in my
lane. as a driver, this is about all i needed, but i kept
looking anyways. why? human nature. thirty pounds of
raccoon makes an apparent twenty pounds of hamburger with an
incongruent fifteen pounds of raccoon remaining. i can only
surmise the impact caused things to expand a bit.

the fox was clearly a fox. it was. it was trotting yonder,
also, but i caught his attention with some DJ scratchy
mousef noisez. wat? fox goes wat. lol. how to lol: make fox
wat. fox staring. wat? what now? i decided to wave. i did.
it did not go over well. i was standing on an elevated deck
with a floodlight to my back and my shadow was literally
forty feet tall. oh, hmm, yeah, that might have a bit to do
with it


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-12-02 04:10 [#02508412]
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re: OP:

"This video contains content from WMG, who has blocked it
in your country on copyright grounds."


...hedgehock blocked?! well, shit, i saw animals today!


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-12-02 04:10 [#02508413]
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puggle echidna.


 

online freqy on 2016-12-02 14:22 [#02508421]
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spudgun? why do they call you spudgun?

give me a potato an i´ĺl show you why.

so.... why do they call you hedgehog?

give me a hedgehog an i´ĺl show you why.



 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-12-02 16:16 [#02508422]
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yes only UK has a patent on hedgehogs, the ones over in the
USA are imposters


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-12-02 16:17 [#02508423]
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i always wondered what they meant by that, perhaps its
better off not knowing


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-12-02 16:18 [#02508424]
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I saw an armadillo in america once that was really brilliant


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-12-02 17:19 [#02508425]
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Oh yes, I'm very familiar with that grassy bank. It's called
Green Hill Zone.


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-12-02 17:40 [#02508426]
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LAZY_TITLE
seen the new sonic game coming out next year? looks ace


 

offline mohamed on 2016-12-02 18:05 [#02508430]
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in the nanoseconds that occours between the thread clicking
and your post to appear, i thought about asking you if the
hedgehog you saw was like sonic. i guess i dont care
anymore.


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-12-02 18:10 [#02508431]
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it was more like a walking bog brush really, but thats why
the hedgehog should be the British national animal really,
it represents this country perfectly,


 

online freqy on 2016-12-02 19:03 [#02508432]
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id say the most famous British animal is the Wookie, Peter
Mayhew.



 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-12-02 19:07 [#02508434]
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facking hell imagine coming upon a wookie at night, eating
some dog food off a saucer



 

offline mohamed on 2016-12-02 19:12 [#02508435]
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thanks for letting me know


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-12-02 19:34 [#02508437]
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^ it was imperative you received that nugget of knowledge
hehe


 

offline j4ck from United Kingdom on 2016-12-04 17:00 [#02508470]
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used to see loads of hedgehogs (mostly dead) when I was a
kid, saw one this summer at 4.30am whilst waiting for lift
to work - noisy as fuck!

about the only + side to living next to a 10 year dereclict
house.. the fox shit stinks like fuck, they shit on the
pavement at the top of the road near the shops, probably a
way for them to find their way back after foraging


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2016-12-08 00:27 [#02508610]
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saw one gong across the garden (topaz layout chippings) at
about 11am the other day
very very british creature, everyone in the house ended up
against the windows going awww,quick get it a saucer,etc. i
just continued doing the washing up, poor buggers have it
bad cos spines


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2016-12-08 00:29 [#02508611]
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so they definitely still exist but fuck know where they
store themselves,hedges maybe


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2016-12-08 00:32 [#02508612]
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oh now my missus reckons i am hedgehog-kin


 

offline j4ck from United Kingdom on 2016-12-08 21:02 [#02508623]
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haha yeah, don't give them bread and milk or they explode or
something :x


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-12-09 14:43 [#02508634]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-12-09 14:46 [#02508635]
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yeah i think they do swell up a bit, i think they do anyway.
I think its alright to give them a bit of cat/dog food, i
think its so rare to see one alive because they have a
startling propensity to get run over, its like they are
properly suicidal


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-12-09 15:56 [#02508638]
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where did you get topaz garden chippings from?

LAZY_TITLE


 

online freqy on 2016-12-09 21:36 [#02508658]
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gotta have a hob nob fight now
LAZY_TITLE


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-12-09 22:19 [#02508662]
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"have a heart eddie, its your old pal Richie..."

"exactly...bugger off"

its one of my fave bits ever that


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-12-09 23:18 [#02508666]
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"what about the God damn jaffa cakes arsewipe!"


 

online freqy on 2016-12-10 03:36 [#02508670]
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¨..yeah!? well i´m gonna get mayor doolie...¨

i always wondered what Richie would have had mayor doolie do
about those stolen jaffa cakes.?



 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-12-10 17:06 [#02508683]
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he would have gotten Dirty Harry on the case, also Johnny
Cartwright was my dads name so it has extra fun factor for
me that bit, dont think my dad ever lived in flats or stole
Jaffa Cakes though


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2017-02-12 18:25 [#02512858]
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d'awwww


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-12 18:45 [#02512860]
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carrot gun is the superior pun


 


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