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had one of my less graceful moments today. i was done with a the smoking my zigguraut, and i was looking to ash her in the cuphoard (ashtray designed to fit in a cupholder, black, $1.49 at walmart) and we missed -- that's not right. we should feel the zigguraut catching the event horizin of the cuphoard's ciggatorial anus. instead, a derpy sense of aphasia. like when the brain comes down on the next stair in a case of stairs (after a long stair slog) and there isn't a next stair... but, i digress. i do. after the aphasia (which was fascinating). i rationalized it: not only is there no next stair, but there are no stairs. we must be somewhere else. stairs don't have consequences, but somewhere else does. the consequence of consequnce is panic, and i panic. i would guesstimate this puts us at about 200 milleseconds into me antechdoyte. the next second: a rapid retreat 'n' regroup. after that second, i got it right the second time. panic subsides. this, though, is what gets me: for some reason i cannot fathom, i was desperate to turn on the light; wipe it off. wipe it off? sure, obviously... standard sort of thing. but, why rush? why does it feel like the fate of the universe depends on this? i fight it for a bit to see if it means bidness. it does. i do. turn on the light and let it free-run. do whatever the fuck is so important then ok. hastily swooshing the ash off. making a mess. clearly, i don't want to clean it up. ah! i am desperate to see how bad the damage is. what i hit, and how bad, obviously. standard sort of thing. i think: "but, why rush? why does it feel like the fate of the universe depends on seeing how bad it is?" i pause, then conclude: "it is human nature." human nature is jnasato posting a jpeg of a marathon man who lost a leg, and you know it, but you click it. ugh. thanks, XLT... oh! this would make a decent XLT thread. title? obvious. human nature. that way, the joke is its own punchline. like me |
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i cant help but think to the madonna song |
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who's madonna? |
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"...anus... wipe it off... the fuck is so important... "it is human nature"" - EpicMegatrax |
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Tons of potential propaganda is saying the economy will collapse And it is clear it has been engineered by the powers that be at ebay. Then you have the bitcoin chart which is currently terrifying. Go to bitcoinwisdom, click Bitstamp, click 3d, scroll mouse wheel down to see widest view. Settings/ 'none' main indicator. See there's a tiny shaped hill before the biggest green? Well the 2nd overall larger hill is a copy of that small hill, you can see just about every detail of the small hill replicated at a larger scale. This is being engineered, but guess what happens next? I don't know but if it continues to follow the same pattern, it should crash to like 300 then possibly go way up to like who knows 2000, 5000? But if that happens... that probably means government paper money is going to hyper inflate. And it looks like it will happen kind of soon like 5-8 months or so. A possible "worse than the great depression" coming, so many youtube (propagandists?) are saying this. And so many signs it is being engineered, and that bitcoin chart. Fill your fucking cupboards with a years worth of rice and beans. |
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next president of the usa |
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otherwise known for being fucked by dennis rodman |
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