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Saw a hedgehog and it went through a hole in someones back fence. then i got home and the experience made me think of this |
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cos there are a couple of scenes of a hedgehogs snuffling in the undergrowth at night |
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it's sometimes the little things in life... you know? that's what's important |
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i thought it was a rat at first but then it detected my presence and i could see it move, and it just casually wobbled off, yes it thought it was pretty cool its what makes life worthwhile, |
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they can get amazingly loud. one time i was taking a walk in the park at night, when i heard this loud intense breathing. i slowly went towards the sound, couldnt see a thing as it was pitch black. then some animal screamed, probably a cat. breathing became louder until i found a curled up hedgehog in the grass. i slowly moved away from it. |
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Aw. I used to live in a place where we would leave a saucer of milk every night for the local hedgehog. |
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lol im glad i started this thread to hear your story now |
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on a serious note this year i heard lots of small hedgehogs are being born at the wrong time so if you see a runt hedgehog try and send it to the animal hospital as they wont survive the winter otherwise |
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:) yes, a thing to keep in mind, has anyone ever taken one to animal hospital? i heard its ok to give them a home during winter yourself, but i dont know if everyone is suited for that. |
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Ok. I was so happy I managed to save a flying insect yesterday. Was in the loo, and luckily my micro surgery meant its wings stayed on. I then left it on some toilet paper to snuggle. Five minutes later I forgot it was there, and couldn't see it as it had crawled under the tissue. I accidentally killed it by carelessly putting my hand there, and cried. I had to finish it off and seeing it spasm out before I sent it to insect heaven really pissed me off. |
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hedgehogs are really overrun with fleas, my mum picked one up once when we were walking back from my nan's down a grassy bank at the side of the road and they were absolutely swarming all over it and jumping off onto her hand. she managed to guide it away from the road though and put it in a bush. i like hedgehogs. just not fleas |
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Better on them than on me! Yer alright, Belby? |
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yalreet hobbesy, nice to see you here. i'm ok, went before the tribunal (read: parole) board to get out of my section this week and failed so i'm looking at another 4 months in here. can't get too depressed about it tho, just watching a lot of mad men and adventure time on my phone, got a few books to read on the kindle app too. stewart lee - content provider is great |
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Well I hope times passes by quickly for you. Speaking of books, I've just begun Alan Moore's Jerusalem. That's going to take a while but judging by what I've read so far it's going to be a great ride. |
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^ 1200 pages i saw it on my amazon recommended stuff let me know if its worth it |
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good to hear your doing well great stuff |
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yes i always feel guilty for a while when i crush a green fly on the back of my neck that i didnt realise was there or something like that, i cant bring myself to kill things, my gf has no hesitation in killing spiders, i try to stop her but she just smashes them |
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id be happy to look after one if i could catch it, they seem to have extra sensory perception and can move alot quicker than i realised, they have escape route planned |
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saw a raccoon last night. middle of the oncoming lane. what a mess saw a fox later last night. back of the yard. much better |
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the raccoon was clearly, thoroughly dead. it was not in my lane. as a driver, this is about all i needed, but i kept looking anyways. why? . thirty pounds of raccoon makes an apparent twenty pounds of hamburger with an incongruent fifteen pounds of raccoon remaining. i can only surmise the impact caused things to expand a bit. the fox was clearly a fox. it was. it was trotting yonder, also, but i caught his attention with some DJ scratchy mousef noisez. wat? fox goes wat. lol. how to lol: make fox wat. fox staring. wat? what now? i decided to wave. i did. it did not go over well. i was standing on an elevated deck with a floodlight to my back and my shadow was literally forty feet tall. oh, hmm, yeah, that might have a bit to do with it |
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re: OP: "This video contains content from WMG, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds." ...hedgehock blocked?! well, shit, i saw animals today! |
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puggle echidna. |
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spudgun? why do they call you spudgun? give me a potato an i´ĺl show you why. so.... why do they call you hedgehog? give me a hedgehog an i´ĺl show you why. |
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yes only UK has a patent on hedgehogs, the ones over in the USA are imposters |
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i always wondered what they meant by that, perhaps its better off not knowing |
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I saw an armadillo in america once that was really brilliant |
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Oh yes, I'm very familiar with that grassy bank. It's called Green Hill Zone. |
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seen the new sonic game coming out next year? looks ace |
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in the nanoseconds that occours between the thread clicking and your post to appear, i thought about asking you if the hedgehog you saw was like sonic. i guess i dont care anymore. |
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it was more like a walking bog brush really, but thats why the hedgehog should be the British national animal really, it represents this country perfectly, |
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id say the most famous British animal is the Wookie, Peter Mayhew. |
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facking hell imagine coming upon a wookie at night, eating some dog food off a saucer |
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thanks for letting me know |
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^ it was imperative you received that nugget of knowledge hehe |
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used to see loads of hedgehogs (mostly dead) when I was a kid, saw one this summer at 4.30am whilst waiting for lift to work - noisy as fuck! about the only + side to living next to a 10 year dereclict house.. the fox shit stinks like fuck, they shit on the pavement at the top of the road near the shops, probably a way for them to find their way back after foraging |
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saw one gong across the garden (topaz layout chippings) at about 11am the other day very very british creature, everyone in the house ended up against the windows going awww,quick get it a saucer,etc. i just continued doing the washing up, poor buggers have it bad cos spines |
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so they definitely still exist but fuck know where they store themselves,hedges maybe |
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oh now my missus reckons i am hedgehog-kin |
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haha yeah, don't give them bread and milk or they explode or something :x |
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yeah i think they do swell up a bit, i think they do anyway. I think its alright to give them a bit of cat/dog food, i think its so rare to see one alive because they have a startling propensity to get run over, its like they are properly suicidal |
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where did you get topaz garden chippings from? |
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gotta have a hob nob fight now |
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"have a heart eddie, its your old pal Richie..." "exactly...bugger off" its one of my fave bits ever that |
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"what about the God damn jaffa cakes arsewipe!" |
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¨..yeah!? well i´m gonna get mayor doolie...¨ i always wondered what Richie would have had mayor doolie do about those stolen jaffa cakes.? |
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he would have gotten Dirty Harry on the case, also Johnny Cartwright was my dads name so it has extra fun factor for me that bit, dont think my dad ever lived in flats or stole Jaffa Cakes though |
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carrot gun is the superior pun |
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