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imaginary beck lyrics
 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-10-20 12:45 [#02505933]
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post 'em.

i got muffins in my backseat
and sand on my car-feet



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-10-20 22:39 [#02505941]
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Aerosol canaries in my ice cream dungarees
backgammon salad in the sea of tranquility



 

offline RussellDust on 2016-10-21 11:50 [#02505957]
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Pokémon Groucho on right way mask
Pulling all 11s on the nightway tasks


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2016-10-21 14:15 [#02505972]
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Hot-Pants paeans on the Pit-stop Jukebox
Lemon-Roll Soul drums from a bum-beat flop house


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-10-21 14:53 [#02505975]
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Gestalt entity version of Beck


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-10-23 04:21 [#02506053]
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she's got the soul canoli
from the yesterday news
stressing yesterday's facts
with a yesterday 'tude



 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-10-23 10:16 [#02506067]
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so, yes, my last post started wandering over from beck to
cake. nightmare hippie girl left beck for the guy serving
the food; who calls you DUDE:

and do you believe
in the one true sign
in the filthy soul canoli
that my tangent leaves behind

...it's like surfin' on an oil spill
i know what u mean mang


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-10-23 10:19 [#02506069]
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comfort bagel vs. soul canoli. match every song off mellow
gold to a song off comfort eagel and run both through a
simulated game of telephone that makes everything into food
puns along the way. this is one of those pointless games
i'll pick at on long drives. then i'll return here with the
results; i'm sure you can't wait


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-18 00:47 [#02510600]
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gotta vibert in my bath tub
'n he's trollin' with the hashbulb
gotta get him out my tub before he get in my shed
jamacian information drugs overlord man



 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-13 00:00 [#02512914]
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jamacian information crazy in the van man
can't stop the femptocops from smelling his toes
metatarsel information
data in my eye knows
data beta dung beatles
man can steal john's disease


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-13 00:02 [#02512915]
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jawns dese.


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2017-02-13 04:00 [#02512926]
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Toppas and flan
Ah just add your brand
Just add your bran


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-07-11 23:48 [#02524715]
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seaweed of information
is her masturbation
in her google-eyed. wonder-drome.
CAN YOU SEE
dunnnnadunnadunadunna
what i posted 'bout me


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-08-03 00:55 [#02526862]
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superdiddy craw-dad
crammin' crown marmal-ade
his detoxulism boxin
gonna gator grenade


 

offline Haft from Tublin (Ireland) on 2017-08-03 01:37 [#02526892]
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Slippin off, a deep green thumbnail
First new kick in an eastbound Mustang
Big moon head, her hat so tightly
And her hand dances so ha-z-ily

Ohhhhhh honeyyy, getcha self a blues machine
Ohhhhh baby now, bring me something that I think you never
seen


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-03 01:47 [#02526893]
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my name is beck, like the drink but without the s
it rhymes with peck, not Gregory
errm this song suck stop the tape man



 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-08-03 02:04 [#02526900]
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imaginary beck outtakes

(his pocket out of his hand)



 

offline Tussle Toss on 2017-08-04 04:33 [#02527148]
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Oooohhhh honey you know
We gonna get mcdonalds tonight
We gonna eat dat shit tonight
Playa, playa

Playa playa playa
Playa playa playa

We gonna order some nuggets

We gonna buy a snack

We gon eat it


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-08-04 10:23 [#02527155]
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check one two one two
i'm in the zone with my microphone
gimp suit true hustler
me and my bitches ass whippin'
nipple pinchin'
you know what's up



 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-08-04 12:55 [#02527160]
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bitch ass most fat
tits be danglin'
amphetamine
anxiety and all that
i'm supercollidin' now
shut my computer
my ride bass heavy
i'm bumpin' to vibert now


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-08-04 13:02 [#02527161]
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sorry this isn't like beck at all.


 

offline Tussle Toss on 2017-10-02 20:17 [#02532892]
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yoooo i tryin' not to love u baby
but u got a nice butt
why are u running away
come back

what is your number, my love
don't spray that at me
not tonight
no no


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-02 20:24 [#02532895]
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Hovis Hovis Hovis
Hovis
Hovis Hovis Hovis
Hovis
Hovis Hovis Hovis
Kingsmill...



 

offline Tussle Toss on 2017-10-02 20:25 [#02532896]
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another one bites the cock
another one bites the cock
and another inch gone and another inch gone
another one bites the cock


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-02 20:26 [#02532897]
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you have a 3 inch cock?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-02 20:27 [#02532898]
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you would be a pornstar in asia


 

offline Tussle Toss on 2017-10-02 20:27 [#02532899]
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thats the plan my man


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-10-02 21:06 [#02532915]
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jelly scratch whippits
in a dog bite universe
tea time totally
frenetic jam beret


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-11-09 03:35 [#02536994]
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in the tiltworm ghetto she's a rappin' tangerine
got that gucci stiletto stabbin' sidewalk scene
don't wanna know one show one reason won
outta her mind in that esclaparade


 

offline mohamed on 2017-11-09 10:10 [#02536999]
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chekka few seconds to review the crew


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-09 12:29 [#02537001]
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(If h was doing a pastiche of Belgian New Beat)

I need your Body Control
Body Control
Body Control
Body Control
Body Control
Body Control

Everything for sale and your
Body Control
Body Control
Body Control
Body Control
Body Control



 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-12 15:10 [#02539790]
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his new album has some great tunes but his lyrics are so
boring now



 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-12 15:14 [#02539791]
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the best is his trap song

It's your life
Falling like a hot knife
Call your wife; secular times, these times
My demon's on the cell phone
To your demons, nothing's even right or wrong
It's irrelevant, elephant in the room goes boom
Standing on the lawn doin' jiu jitsu
Girl in a bikini with the Lamborghini shih tzu

lol



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-12 15:22 [#02539792]
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does he visit this site to crib lyrics I wonder


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-12 15:31 [#02539793]
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flambéed bollocks in a interstitial vortex
Ferdinand Magellan on a propane ibex
crustacean people dancing on a phonebox
cross-eyed bishop stacking antimatter iceblocks


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-12-12 22:15 [#02539811]
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yo turn my mic up
all this jizz
where is the fizz in my coca cola
left it out in the sun
i don't care for rock'n'rolla
where is my keyz man
did you see them my cuuuuz?
your keyz are flyin' to bora bora


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-12-13 09:54 [#02539824]
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on an airplane above ze rainbowz
turbulence i came all over your wig
sorry here take a napkin
you go first i'll come a little after
just in time for caviar and champagne

mmm hmmm real gangster shit


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-13 11:09 [#02539825]
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Take the toilet duck, spray it all on my pits
Tiny hammers in my hair will protect me from nits
Purple sequin codpiece lets them know I'm no fool
Kick a cat for good luck on my first day of school

Dinner lady Yorkshire ripper, Adam's apple prominent
Teabag stained local stripper, husband wants her dominant
Choking on a sausage just to see how it feels
Squashing mashed potato in my granny's high heels

Chocolate cake, served with pink custard
Come on baby, don't look disgusted
Chocolate cake, served with pink custard
Come on baby, pass me the mustard

One plus one is three I think
Silk Cuts fly freely, hide under the sink
Beetroot boy black hole til I die
Grab the dwarf hamster and poke it in the eye

Swinging bats clatter, rope burns, first stiffy
Broken bones shatter, rubber mat smells iffy
Hold your breath, dive low, grab the brick
Asthmatic spastic gets to read a comic

Sickly sticky bus, snail trail behind the cars
Just lift that pleated skirt, I'll give you a Mars
Sickly sticky bus, snail trail behind the cars
Got my mind in the dirt, but my head in the stars


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-13 12:28 [#02539826]
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emerald charabanc, epileptic forceps
vibrating mastodon, pylon hopscotch
collating tadpoles in a transparent cauldron
mesmerising exothermic quadrupedal molemen
jumping up and down on a giant jellybean
green ionic liquid brews in your spleen
holographic lagomorphs plot your demise
miasmatic lion ghost licks at your thighs
ribald postman fucks a letter box
gyrating copper coins fall from his socks
arching nose hairs reach the stratosphere
ballistic millipedes cry a single tear


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-13 19:54 [#02539876]
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there's some quality lines there


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-13 22:31 [#02539918]
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its all just derivative of lewis carol I suppose, but cheers
anyway!


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2018-10-07 00:17 [#02562823]
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a mmmeta-fffilterrr article about my favorite beck interview
and odda fings


 

offline pigster from melbs on 2018-10-08 02:57 [#02562884]
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trade secret: every second beck line is about him throwing
something away.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2018-10-09 19:49 [#02562938]
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Wear this hat!

I got two turnovers and an ice cream cone.



 

offline RussellDust on 2018-10-09 19:54 [#02562942]
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:D


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-10-09 20:03 [#02562945]
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Bespoke the pattern of the highway blast
Sea urchins are crowding my mind

He spoke with a lantern of my troubled past
Itching beats are cackling behind

Ooooh why did you need me? (my soul, my soul)
Ooooh why did you bleed me? (my soul, my soul)

I’ll springback vault for the hammer time
Ooh I’d sprinback vault for the hammer time...
A spring buck to be be back there



 


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