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Mohamed, ladies (covered up, please) and gentlemen. |
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^good introduction for a comedy routine |
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i was expecting a tune on soundcloud. |
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once i dived with my head in a swimming pool for children. it was like Mike Tyson had punched me, but when my ex took me to the nearest hospital, i told her to cover up. |
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for muslamic reasons? |
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she was dressed with swimming costume, i didnt want them to see her pussy |
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ah ok, i thought you might have asked her to stick a burka on, |
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to be honest burkas can be quite sexy cos you wonder what the woman might be like underneath, she could be weaing suspenders or nothing at all |
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better than her shit face |
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she asked me to put into her ass early in the relationship, when i was still shy, confused, but later i asked her if it was still possible, she said no |
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you should have built up to the big ask, by leaving Polaroids of your penis and ass scattered around the house, you know as helpful hint |
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i think she enjoyed plenty of penis in the ass when we were together, doing russel dust job here, goodnight |
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Oh Dear! night! |
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goes trip-hop. i heard this track on CSI: Vegas; obviously it was coupled with a montage of sara sidle doing things with beakers and vials and her pathological drive to fix unfixable problems involving women/animals. then conrad eckley farts |
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