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offline x0hx from Lysdexia (United States) on 2016-09-04 16:47 [#02502993]
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GET THE FUCK OUT
GET RIGHT OUT
He needs to fuck off of the Tele
Shit's getting old



 

offline Quarren from United Kingdom on 2016-09-04 17:02 [#02502999]
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His forehead looks well old


 

offline Quarren from United Kingdom on 2016-09-04 17:03 [#02503000]
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It's more like an eight head


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-04 21:21 [#02503035]
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3/4 through an episode of anything he is on he says "im not
having smoke blown uip my arse"


 

offline freqy on 2016-09-04 22:08 [#02503037]
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remember the one where he gave someone a heart attack being
all MR shouty.
in the kitchen

cant seem to find it maybe he had it removed



 

offline big from lsg on 2016-09-04 22:27 [#02503038]
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UK episodes were better. and since he produces it, it's as
much his fault.

example


 

offline freqy on 2016-09-04 23:10 [#02503041]
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video is blocked pink squirrel mouse


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2016-09-05 00:51 [#02503042]
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I never see Ramsey on TV, but that UTTER TINSEL TWADGE Eddie
Izzard makes my skin crawl. No doubt there is some hideous
skeleton in his closet that he has shielded from public
knowledge that encourages him to think he is untouchable and
a voice for the people, like your average Labour freak MP,
such as Keith Vaz.

Not funny as a comedian, not interesting as a tranny, not
worth a penny of his own charity do gooding egotistical,
jazz hands, look at me SHIT. Not anywhere close to having a
political voice for anyone but his disgusting black hearted
soulless self and the vast array of walking dead that
consider themselves his fan.

HALFWAY POOF CUNT. FUCK OFF.


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-05 14:46 [#02503053]
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i know its fake but it is a good headline


 

offline big from lsg on 2016-09-05 19:21 [#02503069]
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he was great in Hannibal and ran 27 marathons in 27 days


 

offline Quarren from United Kingdom on 2016-09-05 19:25 [#02503070]
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Shit me that's a lot of running you think it would have
calmed him down a bit


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-09-06 02:28 [#02503092]
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i was all excited that this thread was going to be about
ramsey theory. or graph theory. or my weasels, which
couldn't exist without either. at their current trajectory
and course, should turn into a graph theory problem, like...
there, done. it's over. bracing myself for a nosebleed-deep
plunge into it. in a fantastic voyage submarine.

in fact, i was so excited i left the thread for the next
day. and: that was frank p. ramsey. that i learned i was
wrong about something and fixed it is little consolation


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-06 10:40 [#02503107]
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Gordon Ramsey's forehead is a bit like the ancient nazca
lines of the peruvian plateau, deeply furrowed and
inexplicable


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2016-09-06 13:06 [#02503110]
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He is meant to be seen from space.


 

offline freqy on 2016-09-06 15:36 [#02503112]
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i swear there is a video where he is screaming at this bloke
and the bloke has a heart attack or stroke ...ramsey
pretends to care and then an ambulance comes.

I dont watch a single frame of that ***"*" ...I only saw
that bit on a fail youtube video thing.

he is actually worse than simon cowl ,that is quite an
amazing achievement to be on TV as an actual **"*



 

offline freqy on 2016-09-06 15:37 [#02503113]
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I mean i dont usually swear... look what he does to
people!!!


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-06 16:51 [#02503114]
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its a landing pad for aliens, its the only logical
explanation


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-06 16:54 [#02503115]
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his exagerrated gesticulating he does on his american
programs is particularly annoying, i turn round sometimes
and gf is watching it. his face looks like a particularly
unattractive potato.


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-09-06 17:41 [#02503118]
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Oh boo-fucking-hoo, freqy.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2016-09-06 18:12 [#02503122]
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its just tv those people arent real


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-09-06 19:32 [#02503128]
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They're real, they know what's coming. They want their
restaurant or whatever fixed, they wanna be on TV, and they
have little to no shame.

I'm not buying into this idea they're innocent victims of
Satan Ramsey.


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-09-06 19:33 [#02503130]
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They know exactly what they're gonna get, and they're
honored to be picked.


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-09-06 19:34 [#02503132]
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I hope he's in the new Star Wars as rumoured.


 

online steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-06 19:46 [#02503133]
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"for the next bit, Gordons gonna get right in your face and
say a lot of things he doesn't mean, it's for the cameras!
try not to laugh!"


 

online steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-06 19:48 [#02503134]
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>>> I hope he's in the new Star Wars as rumoured.
indeed , fukin 2nded


 

online steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-06 19:51 [#02503135]
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Compare Ramsay to the Man Heston B., who looks pretty
uncomfortable around cameras.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2016-09-06 20:31 [#02503138]
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General Organa: Beans on toast again, Parpo Bum?

Parpo Bum: [alien pooting noises]


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2016-09-06 20:59 [#02503146]
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They should make a hamburger out of him and feed it to Jamie
Oliver


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-06 21:50 [#02503150]
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I hope Jamie Oliver takes some poppers, slices his face off
with a bic razer and then gets eaten by a giant bore, like
the pedo with the fucked up face in hannibal film


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-06 22:38 [#02503156]
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Id hate to be his wife who has to stock Ramsey's fridge, he
would go in it smelling everything and saying these sprouts
are out of date all that sort of shit when you just want a
rest


 


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