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What would you do? |
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Put it in my anus |
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rofl |
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I had other ideas but recycle just killed um all :-) |
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im seriously looking for good ideas with what to do im gonna be tortured soon you see justs wanna do something cool before being tortured |
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buy a ticket to get away from the problems |
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Lots of tin foil. I recommend it. The FBI isn't monitoring me anymore. |
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Anus |
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rent a ferrari and go to the nearest hospital |
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Take joey Essex on a date |
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get a blow job from the queen |
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buy 33 1/3 cups of coffee |
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it depends on the context. am i sitting at home when this happens? how long do i have, exactly. if we assume i'm sitting at home, and alirght, here's this situation; one hour left. easy enough: ignore the money and sort out what i could of my collossal pile of unfinished crap; rush what i could out the door. write notes and instructions and set stuff uploading. delete my porn. you know if i'm at a store that sells fantastic medical smokes and i'd never make it home in time, i'd be torn between doing what i could through my fone and just saying, fuck it, here's $100 mister, uhh. budtender? shit, i hate that term. so cornball i could explore: what if it's a whole day? what if i can be anywhere? very quickly, we're up against a set of complusive decisions so large the question becomes meanginless. no, i'm reasonably sure the orthogonal poster meant an hour or a day, because making it a week robs the question of its power to dredge out of people what they value most |
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£100 quid is scant consolation, id just rip off all my clothes and escape into the forest like a feral ray mears, |
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i bet you there are people out there who would start as you, but then continue.... £100 quid is scant consolation, id just rip off all my clothes and escape into the forest like a feral ray mears, before scaling the wall of the city zoo and throwing my nude vessel of water and lipids into the tiger exhibit. why? first, fuck you for putting me in this scenerio. i'm going to shine you on by getting it over with before you get to me and i will die naked, giving you the middle finger as i am torn apart by tigers. second: if i'm going out, may as well do it with style |
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i never needed these stupid questions to fumble about in my soul for meaning, but it is a good gedaftenthunk that's gotten me to eye my disaster recovery scenarios. i've stowed away redundant copies of the most important things in various hidey-holes; they're all out of date but it gives me a bare minimum to have left, should all three or five places i have the full set burn down at once. but it's all circled around me. no one knows where that shit is or what's old and what's new and if get hit by a bus it'll probably just rust on a shelf. perhaps i should write a few notes. then you get into elaborate, seductive architectures, like a dead-man switch. at least once a month i have to log into my infodrome and give it the secret handshake. if a month goes by, no handshake, warnings go off. it can be defused up to three or six months, at which point all my things get uploaded to the internet in preplanned waves. i rather like that idea... but, that's a gigantic project, and no, nope. even the notes would be quite a chore. i'm having fun twisting this topic around... like a sample of a clown farting, kitted off the tubes, populated into a reaktor patch, and turned into what feels like a piece of hardware entirely dedicated to clown farts. |
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