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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2016-08-03 21:58 [#02501283]
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it's the second i kill this summer. also other minor insects by accident
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steve mcqueen
from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-03 22:40 [#02501286]
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sweeping the path in front of you, a river doesnt do that.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2016-08-03 22:46 [#02501287]
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its an invasion. they attach to the window from the other side and wait for someone to open to enter. luckily i have a fan, so i can keep the window closed.
but you're right, i had the choice to kill them or to keep them alive both times. i drowned them in the toilet.
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steve mcqueen
from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-03 22:47 [#02501288]
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thats how i sort of justified murdering a flea infestation on a plant of mine
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2016-08-03 22:48 [#02501289]
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ah you're a mass insect murderer then
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steve mcqueen
from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-03 22:49 [#02501290]
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(in resp 2 myself that) dont mind cobwebs,not fleas tho. armageddon 4 em.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2016-08-03 22:49 [#02501291]
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i mean flushed down the toilet
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2016-08-03 22:55 [#02501292]
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ive had lices in my head when i was a kid. kind of embarassing at school.
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steve mcqueen
from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-04 01:14 [#02501294]
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i had to have tea tree oil on my head and everyone could smell it, but they didnt know what it was for...basically dont like being itchy, itchy insects get genocided.
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steve mcqueen
from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-04 01:16 [#02501295]
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smash a fly with a newspaper the other day,massive surge of testosterone
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steve mcqueen
from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-04 01:19 [#02501296]
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hah, swat a fly,insta-boner,total despot
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2016-08-04 06:24 [#02501299]
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the heat of a clothes dryer is excellent for killing all sorts of pests, and also drying your laundry.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2016-08-04 06:48 [#02501301]
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there's also this thing called the vacuum
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2016-08-04 06:49 [#02501302]
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a friend gave me an old keyboard and told me to circuit bend it. i dutifully opened it up and found a few bedbugs inside. flipped a shit. vacuumed the fuck out of it. swabbed. quaranteed in the garage for two weeks. brought back inside. bent.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2016-08-04 17:32 [#02501329]
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once, when i was a kid, i opened the boombox we had at home. it was a cemetery of the orange beetles we had the house filled with
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2016-08-04 18:13 [#02501333]
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nightmare fuel, but arguably safer for work than for viewing
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-04 22:31 [#02501398]
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ive never see a bed bug im quite glad about that
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2016-08-05 03:09 [#02501413]
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you may not sees them, but they've seen you.
....and, even from a relative continent away, you look incredibly tasty
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2016-08-05 03:10 [#02501414]
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i worry about these things. my doctor told me i had excellent blood after my latest test; this explains why mosquitos always swarm me and ignore everyone else. i also don't have aids, but i doubt that's something mosquitos think about
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2016-08-05 23:18 [#02501480]
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lol. very few mosquito this year here, they must have done serious disinfestations because there are incredibly less than last year. two or three a week thats it
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-06 10:03 [#02501487]
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I woke up once and cast the covers aside, and a spider casually walked away from my body, like i could see the back of its head, it had probably been sleeping next to my legs to keep warm.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2016-08-06 12:46 [#02501498]
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you could see the back of the spiders head?
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-06 14:49 [#02501499]
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yeah as he ambled off totally laid back
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-06 14:58 [#02501500]
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very nonchalant. like when i woke up it went about its business
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-06 15:40 [#02501506]
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imagine a balding spider with a little toupee
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2016-10-16 19:46 [#02505704]
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bedbugs still trying me in my new place
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2016-10-19 18:47 [#02505839]
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you cant leave 5 minutes the window open that a couple of them enter the room. the bitchez.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-10-19 19:18 [#02505840]
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eat a curry and produce a fart avalanche in your bed, hopefully if the gas is dense enough it will smother the little blighters in their sleep and kill them humanely as possible
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2016-10-19 19:36 [#02505841]
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will try
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2016-10-21 19:47 [#02506000]
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this made it into italy's major newspaper site. i dont think anyone cares but here's whats going on in north east italy: LAZY_TITLE
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-10-21 19:59 [#02506001]
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fukin hell, bedbug apocalypse, whats happening?
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-10-21 20:01 [#02506002]
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i think you better get a bible or a koran, and pray to that book , cos its clearly a biblical plague sent by god cos of Berlusconii still being alive probably, they all spawned from his arse crack at one of his Bunga Bunga parties
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2016-10-21 20:06 [#02506003]
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well, here's my version. i read on the internet that's it's a chinese variety that it's invading this place. and thats a bullshit article already, since its mainly green ones i saw taking the place of mosquitos this year, since before the first post of this thread
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-10-21 20:06 [#02506004]
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do the mosquitoes usually prey on the bedbugs?
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-10-21 20:07 [#02506005]
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they are marching along the walls like a battle regiment ready to infest mattresses around Italy
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2016-10-22 11:15 [#02506024]
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the killa bedbugs
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2016-10-22 11:19 [#02506025]
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you know a stuff? i did a image search for bedbugs and i just found they look nothing like the ones im talking about. in fact its a shit translation since mine dont go to bed.
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