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offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-08-03 21:58 [#02501283]
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it's the second i kill this summer. also other minor
insects by accident


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-03 22:40 [#02501286]
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sweeping the path in front of you, a river doesnt do that.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-08-03 22:46 [#02501287]
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its an invasion. they attach to the window from the other
side and wait for someone to open to enter. luckily i have a
fan, so i can keep the window closed.

but you're right, i had the choice to kill them or to keep
them alive both times. i drowned them in the toilet.


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-03 22:47 [#02501288]
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thats how i sort of justified murdering a flea infestation
on a plant of mine


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-08-03 22:48 [#02501289]
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ah you're a mass insect murderer then


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-03 22:49 [#02501290]
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(in resp 2 myself that)
dont mind cobwebs,not fleas tho. armageddon 4 em.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-08-03 22:49 [#02501291]
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i mean flushed down the toilet


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-08-03 22:55 [#02501292]
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ive had lices in my head when i was a kid. kind of
embarassing at school.


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-04 01:14 [#02501294]
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i had to have tea tree oil on my head and everyone could
smell it, but they didnt know what it was for...basically
dont like being itchy, itchy insects get genocided.


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-04 01:16 [#02501295]
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smash a fly with a newspaper the other day,massive surge of
testosterone


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-04 01:19 [#02501296]
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hah, swat a fly,insta-boner,total despot


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-08-04 06:24 [#02501299]
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the heat of a clothes dryer is excellent for killing all
sorts of pests, and also drying your laundry.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-08-04 06:48 [#02501301]
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there's also this thing called the vacuum


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-08-04 06:49 [#02501302]
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a friend gave me an old keyboard and told me to circuit bend
it. i dutifully opened it up and found a few bedbugs inside.
flipped a shit. vacuumed the fuck out of it. swabbed.
quaranteed in the garage for two weeks. brought back inside.
bent.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-08-04 17:32 [#02501329]
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once, when i was a kid, i opened the boombox we had at home.
it was a cemetery of the orange beetles we had the house
filled with


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-08-04 18:13 [#02501333]
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nightmare fuel, but arguably safer for work than for viewing


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-04 22:31 [#02501398]
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ive never see a bed bug im quite glad about that


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-08-05 03:09 [#02501413]
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you may not sees them, but they've seen you.

....and, even from a relative continent away, you look
incredibly tasty


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-08-05 03:10 [#02501414]
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i worry about these things. my doctor told me i had
excellent blood after my latest test; this explains why
mosquitos always swarm me and ignore everyone else. i also
don't have aids, but i doubt that's something mosquitos
think about


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-08-05 23:18 [#02501480]
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lol. very few mosquito this year here, they must have done
serious disinfestations because there are incredibly less
than last year. two or three a week thats it


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-06 10:03 [#02501487]
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I woke up once and cast the covers aside, and a spider
casually walked away from my body, like i could see the back
of its head, it had probably been sleeping next to my legs
to keep warm.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-08-06 12:46 [#02501498]
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you could see the back of the spiders head?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-06 14:49 [#02501499]
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yeah as he ambled off totally laid back


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-06 14:58 [#02501500]
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very nonchalant. like when i woke up it went about its
business


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-06 15:40 [#02501506]
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imagine a balding spider with a little toupee


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-10-16 19:46 [#02505704]
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bedbugs still trying me in my new place


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-10-19 18:47 [#02505839]
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you cant leave 5 minutes the window open that a couple of
them enter the room. the bitchez.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-10-19 19:18 [#02505840]
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eat a curry and produce a fart avalanche in your bed,
hopefully if the gas is dense enough it will smother the
little blighters in their sleep and kill them humanely as
possible


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-10-19 19:36 [#02505841]
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will try


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-10-21 19:47 [#02506000]
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this made it into italy's major newspaper site. i dont think
anyone cares but here's whats going on in north east italy:
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-10-21 19:59 [#02506001]
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fukin hell, bedbug apocalypse, whats happening?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-10-21 20:01 [#02506002]
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i think you better get a bible or a koran, and pray to that
book , cos its clearly a biblical plague sent by god cos of
Berlusconii still being alive probably, they all spawned
from his arse crack at one of his Bunga Bunga parties


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-10-21 20:06 [#02506003]
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well, here's my version. i read on the internet that's it's
a chinese variety that it's invading this place. and thats a
bullshit article already, since its mainly green ones i saw
taking the place of mosquitos this year, since before the
first post of this thread


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-10-21 20:06 [#02506004]
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do the mosquitoes usually prey on the bedbugs?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-10-21 20:07 [#02506005]
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they are marching along the walls like a battle regiment
ready to infest mattresses around Italy


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-10-22 11:15 [#02506024]
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the killa bedbugs


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-10-22 11:19 [#02506025]
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you know a stuff? i did a image search for bedbugs and i
just found they look nothing like the ones im talking about.
in fact its a shit translation since mine dont go to bed.


 


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