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it's the second i kill this summer. also other minor insects by accident |
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sweeping the path in front of you, a river doesnt do that. |
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its an invasion. they attach to the window from the other side and wait for someone to open to enter. luckily i have a fan, so i can keep the window closed. but you're right, i had the choice to kill them or to keep them alive both times. i drowned them in the toilet. |
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thats how i sort of justified murdering a flea infestation on a plant of mine |
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ah you're a mass insect murderer then |
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(in resp 2 myself that) dont mind cobwebs,not fleas tho. armageddon 4 em. |
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i mean flushed down the toilet |
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ive had lices in my head when i was a kid. kind of embarassing at school. |
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i had to have tea tree oil on my head and everyone could smell it, but they didnt know what it was for...basically dont like being itchy, itchy insects get genocided. |
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smash a fly with a newspaper the other day,massive surge of testosterone |
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hah, swat a fly,insta-boner,total despot |
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the heat of a clothes dryer is excellent for killing all sorts of pests, and also drying your laundry. |
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there's also this thing called the vacuum |
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a friend gave me an old keyboard and told me to circuit bend it. i dutifully opened it up and found a few bedbugs inside. flipped a shit. vacuumed the fuck out of it. swabbed. quaranteed in the garage for two weeks. brought back inside. bent. |
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once, when i was a kid, i opened the boombox we had at home. it was a cemetery of the orange beetles we had the house filled with |
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, but arguably safer for work than for viewing |
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ive never see a bed bug im quite glad about that |
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you may not sees them, but they've seen you. ....and, even from a relative continent away, you look incredibly tasty |
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i worry about these things. my doctor told me i had excellent blood after my latest test; this explains why mosquitos always swarm me and ignore everyone else. i also don't have aids, but i doubt that's something mosquitos think about |
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lol. very few mosquito this year here, they must have done serious disinfestations because there are incredibly less than last year. two or three a week thats it |
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I woke up once and cast the covers aside, and a spider casually walked away from my body, like i could see the back of its head, it had probably been sleeping next to my legs to keep warm. |
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you could see the back of the spiders head? |
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yeah as he ambled off totally laid back |
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very nonchalant. like when i woke up it went about its business |
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imagine a balding spider with a little toupee |
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bedbugs still trying me in my new place |
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you cant leave 5 minutes the window open that a couple of them enter the room. the bitchez. |
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eat a curry and produce a fart avalanche in your bed, hopefully if the gas is dense enough it will smother the little blighters in their sleep and kill them humanely as possible |
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will try |
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this made it into italy's major newspaper site. i dont think anyone cares but here's whats going on in north east italy: |
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fukin hell, bedbug apocalypse, whats happening? |
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i think you better get a bible or a koran, and pray to that book , cos its clearly a biblical plague sent by god cos of Berlusconii still being alive probably, they all spawned from his arse crack at one of his Bunga Bunga parties |
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well, here's my version. i read on the internet that's it's a chinese variety that it's invading this place. and thats a bullshit article already, since its mainly green ones i saw taking the place of mosquitos this year, since before the first post of this thread |
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do the mosquitoes usually prey on the bedbugs? |
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they are marching along the walls like a battle regiment ready to infest mattresses around Italy |
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the killa bedbugs |
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you know a stuff? i did a image search for bedbugs and i just found they look nothing like the ones im talking about. in fact its a shit translation since mine dont go to bed. |
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