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         |  mohamed
             from the turtle business on 2016-06-10 16:54 [#02497482] Points: 31593 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02497481 | Show recordbag
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 | push 'buy' 
 
 
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-06-10 16:56 [#02497483] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker | Followup to mohamed: #02497480
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 | I don't think that it will be the sticker, it was just the current afx facebook cover page, hopefully they make a nice
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-06-10 16:58 [#02497484] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker | Followup to mohamed: #02497482
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 | shit who made that website, talk about annoyiung 
 sorry guys
 
 
 
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         |  mohamed
             from the turtle business on 2016-06-10 17:02 [#02497485] Points: 31593 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02497483 | Show recordbag
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 | wont buy the cd, i don't have a cd player anywhere. no turntables. i think i'll make it w/o sticker and maybe buy
 the mp3, just because i want to make this gesture, just
 because aphex needs money to eat. seriously that would be
 giving something back for all the soundcloud wealth
 
 
 
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-06-10 17:04 [#02497486] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | yes buy the digital files, I like to have the official ripped one rather than from some ukranian guy with an
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         |  mohamed
             from the turtle business on 2016-06-10 17:10 [#02497487] Points: 31593 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | it would be nice to know if the internet made artists sell more or less music than before. i stopped buying music
 because of it, because music shops disappeared, it was even
 difficult to find some afx music there before. before it was
 like radio to tape and tv to record store. where could i
 find a physical Hangable Auto Bulb? or even heard of it? not
 where i live.
 
 
 
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         |  Portnoy
             on 2016-06-10 17:12 [#02497488] Points: 1494 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02497481
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 | out of stock 
 
 
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         |  mohamed
             from the turtle business on 2016-06-10 17:12 [#02497489] Points: 31593 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | i think the last cd i bought was the first burial 
 
 
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-06-10 17:27 [#02497492] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker | Followup to Portnoy: #02497488
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 | sorry about that Portnoy i should have checked, also hope your eyes are better now
 
 
 
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-06-10 17:28 [#02497493] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker | Followup to mohamed: #02497487
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 | yes that was the sort of time when cds were on a downwards trend, and the internet hadnt really taken off enough for
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-06-10 17:29 [#02497494] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | you just know the majority of those tapes have gone to cynical speculators, i wish there was a way to get them to
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-06-10 17:29 [#02497495] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | that website is shit, if something is out of stock it should immediately say so before letting you click buy
 
 
 
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         |  mohamed
             from the turtle business on 2016-06-10 17:35 [#02497496] Points: 31593 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | in fact you'll find them on ebay for 1000 euros each 
 
 
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-06-10 17:42 [#02497497] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | yes its a sad state of affairs, vultures everywhere 
 
 
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         |  mohamed
             from the turtle business on 2016-06-10 17:54 [#02497499] Points: 31593 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | i found this on a russian website 
 LAZY_TITLE
 
 
 
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-06-10 17:57 [#02497500] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | ^ seminal, truly a new artistic high point, although does sound like he might be ripping off autechre a bit too much
 
 
 
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         |  Portnoy
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 | the doctor attributes it to either a scratch on the one eye, or early stage vitreous detachment, which almost sounds like
 what happens when Arnold's eyes pop out in Total Recall.
 
 
 
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-06-10 18:26 [#02497502] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | sounds a bit nasty, lets hope it clears up soon, at least you have your ears to listen to the new afx release as you
 recuperate!
 vitreous detachment havent heard of that one before, heard
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         |  Portnoy
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 | vitreous detachment can apparently lead to retinal detachment.
 
 Indeed though ears are good, can't wait to hear this Cheetos
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-06-10 18:47 [#02497507] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | i just looked at some diagrams of the eye, i didnt realise there were so many components, i had an concept it was a bit
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         |  Portnoy
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 | It looks a bit like that, with a socket at the end. 
 
 
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-06-10 18:56 [#02497509] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | im the only one in my family who doesnt have dodgy eyes, my brother is weird though he has one eye that has extremely
 sharp long distance vision, its very handy when you need to
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         |  mohamed
             from the turtle business on 2016-06-10 22:17 [#02497517] Points: 31593 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02497509 | Show recordbag
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 | lol is he a superhero? 
 
 
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-06-10 22:19 [#02497518] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | Yes he might very well be, some bloke didnt believe he could see that far, but it was the correct bus
 
 
 
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-06-10 22:23 [#02497519] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | his other eye he said he can only make out vague shapes with, weird combination
 
 
 
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         |  mohamed
             from the turtle business on 2016-06-10 23:16 [#02497523] Points: 31593 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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         |  -crazone
             from smashing acid over and over on 2016-06-11 09:32 [#02497536] Points: 11235 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag
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 | Out of stock in stock out of stock in stock. Managed to get a cassette finally..wtf are they doing at bleep?
 
 
 
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         |  Portnoy
             on 2016-06-11 10:29 [#02497540] Points: 1494 Status: Regular | Followup to -crazone: #02497536
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 | I don't think bleep are particularly doing anything. People are just buying them fast. Mind sharing with your zilty
 brothers and sisters where u bought the tape? Did u finally
 get it from bleep?
 
 
 
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-06-11 10:38 [#02497542] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | ^ there seemed to be some for sale as amazon.co.jp 
 
 
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         |  Portnoy
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 | thanks, Hyperflakes 
 
 
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-06-11 10:45 [#02497544] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker | Followup to -crazone: #02497536
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 | im glad you got your confirmation this was a real release 
 
 
 
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-06-11 10:48 [#02497545] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker | Followup to Portnoy: #02497543
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 | I hope you manage to snag one if they are still for sale 
 
 
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         |  elusive
             from detroit (United States) on 2016-06-11 18:03 [#02497552] Points: 18369 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag
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 | AC ON WINDOWS DOWN 
 
 
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-06-14 13:25 [#02497712] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | possible release speculation after cheetah: 
 -album with totally new material
 -Drukqs sequel (probably unlikely)
 -Saw 3 (unlikely half written)
 -Rave colonel track (rephlex rome disco assault track, id
 strangle a badger with my bear hands for this one)
 -melodies from mars (4 lps worth, consistently hinted at)
 -another computer controlled e.p with more pipe organ
 -bleep store with all the soundcloud stuff in best available
 quality
 -another surfing on sinewaves compiled from soundcloud
 stuff
 -25th anniversary Saw next year
 -90's simple style saw tracks created the other year (really
 would like to hear this)
 
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         |  -crazone
             from smashing acid over and over on 2016-06-14 21:34 [#02497716] Points: 11235 Status: Lurker | Followup to Portnoy: #02497540 | Show recordbag
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 | Bleep it is 
 
 
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         |  -crazone
             from smashing acid over and over on 2016-06-14 21:34 [#02497717] Points: 11235 Status: Lurker | Followup to Hyperflake: #02497544 | Show recordbag
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 | Yes lol. 
 
 
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-06-14 21:45 [#02497718] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | oh yeah - expert knob twiddlers re-relase with extra tracks
 
 
 
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         |  EpicMegatrax
             from Greatest Hits on 2016-06-15 00:43 [#02497764] Points: 25602 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02497311
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 | "i had a really bad chest infection the last 4 days ive been rolling around on a sofa bed covered in my own sputum,
 i havent been able to listen to anything, so was delighted
 to see a new release"
 
 i always get a chest infection when a new afx release is
 looming. sometimes it even arrives before the email from
 warp. just, like, shit... there it is. we're tussin; we got
 great exporations. don't even think about trying to stack
 the deck by smoking loads of cigarettes; greatness can't be
 rushed
 
 as for rolling around on a sofa bed, well, i do that quite
 often. i was trying to describe my technique to a friend,
 and it came out something like: "You know those 'Inversion
 Table' things, where you strap yourself in, tilt, and it
 hangs you upside down?" "Yeah." "And do you also know how
 bears scratch their backs on trees?" "....uh, yeah." "Put
 those two things in a blender and you've pretty much got
 it."
 
 
 
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-06-15 00:45 [#02497765] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | I dont know why i roll around it never get any relief, i was coughing so frequently my gf had to live at her parents for
 a while, luckily they are in the south of france at the
 moment so i just go down there for dinner and come back and
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-06-15 00:58 [#02497766] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | We are the real cool dudes that come on at this time 
 
 
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         |  EpicMegatrax
             from Greatest Hits on 2016-06-15 01:23 [#02497767] Points: 25602 Status: Regular
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 | you're not rolling correctly. you probably aren't even gritting your teef.
 
 i cutt myself off on that 1. years, literally years have
 been invested in physically exploring household furniture.
 long ago at a painfully WASP-y dinner party, some guy was
 raving about massages. i thought it was a bit weird and did
 not run out to go get a massage. but the sort of adjectives
 he was using apply here thoroughy. amazing. fantastic. far
 deeper than mere exercise endorphins, which i was already
 pretty satisfied with.
 
 on an average day: some inital stretches, some kitchen
 counter for my shoulders, next the indian clubs, before
 ironing my back out on a hard floor. then i transition over
 to the soft meaty folds of a queen size and flail around to
 plus ten funk. roll around. i can't explain how; it's too
 complicated. then at some point you're doing the worm upside
 down and backwards and gradually you're not on the bed
 anymore, you're on the floor. there's no distinct
 transition; it's more of a gradient. on the floor, you can
 do things you can't do on a soft mattress (and vice versa).
 the things that work on both work differently on either. a
 hard floor is very unforgiving on the knees; the bed feels
 fantastic. meanwhile, it's extremely difficult to pop my
 vertibre on the bed, but the floors brutality sorts it right
 out. there are a thousand pretzel forms i've worked out over
 years of this oddness. like i said, it's complicated. then
 the music player clicks over to lover's acid, and i am
 compelled to dance. force myself to take it slowly at first.
 warm up. then some flailing the indian clubs around in a
 rather hazardous fashion. eventually, i feel like i'm
 starting to strain some of this or that; tendons in my
 ankles and shoulders. i study these complaints for the flaws
 in my rhythmic flailing approach that led to their presence.
 i go back to the bed/floor approach until they float back
 off, like a customer with a refunrecently i've discovered a
 technique where part of me is on the bed and another part on
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             from Greatest Hits on 2016-06-15 01:24 [#02497768] Points: 25602 Status: Regular
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 | yes, exactly, this shit is too long. you get the truncation horn. thanks xlt.
 
 
 
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         |  EpicMegatrax
             from Greatest Hits on 2016-06-15 02:25 [#02497769] Points: 25602 Status: Regular
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 | do not roll off of the sofa bed, no sir. spill. spill like breasts in bad slash fiction
 
 
 
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         |  EpicMegatrax
             from Greatest Hits on 2016-06-15 05:36 [#02497771] Points: 25602 Status: Regular
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 | so the other day i asked my brain, "what album should i put on?" it replied "love's secret domain." most days it's not
 so quick to clearly bring up an album i have neither
 listened to nor thought of in months, and so when it does, i
 listen. to the album it suggests. then i'm reading on
 wikipedia about and here's an interview and john's all "you
 can dance to 'the snow' but it's not a dance track. we're
 using dance rhythms not for dance but for another functional
 purpose." paraphrasing, here. in any case, lover's acid is a
 dance album, syro is a bed rolling album; what will cheetah
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             from smashing acid over and over on 2016-06-15 18:21 [#02497780] Points: 11235 Status: Lurker | Followup to Hyperflake: #02497718 | Show recordbag
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 | Or with extra knobs 
 
 
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-06-15 19:09 [#02497781] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | ^ Ultra knob wank edition with spunk proof packaging 
 
 
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-06-15 19:09 [#02497782] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02497767
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-06-15 19:11 [#02497783] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | Jimmy Saville's family crest 
 
 
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         |  EpicMegatrax
             from Greatest Hits on 2016-06-17 17:27 [#02497867] Points: 25602 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02497782
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 | i would make a terrible yoga instructor. the whole thing is a dialog i have been having with my body for years. we've
 been working together for quite a while, like Marcus Burnett
 and Mike Lowrey. there's a lot of unspoken communication,
 and this is what we do: ~flails~
 
 i don't have words or names for anything; i just learned a
 lot of stuff like: when you're on a hard floor, on your left
 shoulder, upside down, and that thing over there starts
 feeling strained north to northwest, then you should move
 this other thing over here. once you feel comfortable with
 that, you can throw a flail into your hips in order to
 provide the escape velocity required to regain verticality.
 then after a year of that, you don't think about any of it
 anymore; it's just sort of jamming with momentum vectors. i
 picture them sort of like yoyos. you don't think about how
 to move your fingers when you type, do you? try to explain
 how you type without at least visualizing a keyboard, or
 actually sitting down in front of one. how do i type? we'll
 let's see. yes, left pinky for shift. always. unless you're
 doing an inverted blender bear on a rainy tuesday. my life
 is a very long tape delay loop and i have no idea why this
 part sounds like an elephant; it just does. stop bothering
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-06-17 17:44 [#02497870] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | i have extremely stiff movements, its years of being a nerd and scoffing at physical exercise, im trying to change my
 ways slowly cos if i live to old age i dont want to be one
 of those old people you seem hunched over at 90 degree
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