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offline RussellDust on 2015-01-07 22:39 [#02481887]
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Thanks man. :(


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2015-01-07 22:39 [#02481888]
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careful you don't throw a tendon there old-timer


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2015-01-07 22:41 [#02481889]
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aaaah fuck soz bruv. anytime i'm up i'll go, no diss
intended


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2015-01-07 22:42 [#02481890]
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ynahh got all luvvaduv forya russ


 

offline milkywhore from Land of Lion's Milk (Turkey) on 2015-01-07 22:48 [#02481891]
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54 postings?


 

offline RussellDust on 2015-01-07 22:48 [#02481892]
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I know mate, you're just chatting up the fat chick.


 

offline RussellDust on 2015-01-07 22:50 [#02481894]
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Yeah, not for the reasons I had hoped. Still, I feel a lot
of love in this thread.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2015-01-07 22:50 [#02481895]
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Listen here, Belby boy, you'll be soon be stood as
corrected,
The elected pronoun of choice that I've gone done and
selected,
Perfected: female form from top to toe, a bra that only
breasts fit,
The solitary tossers in this thread would diss as their
erected.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2015-01-07 22:52 [#02481896]
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They're*. Oh snap.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2015-01-07 23:02 [#02481897]
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time to take a nap.


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2015-01-07 23:28 [#02481899]
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Kuffar
Pooftah
In the pool with Woofter
XLT under attack
Freedom of Beats
but caliphazero don't want dat
Tryin to make sense of what's going on
check the bitches for clits
then listening to glitch
(religion of) PEACE!


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2015-01-07 23:29 [#02481900]
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aha, a comeback
i'll leave u alone playing snufkin flute
on a november moomin isolated landpanel
knock out all traces of enamel
scurvy gums black
fuck vicinity or linear reality
what has to be done
has been done
but i'm not done
see how many bars you've got banked?
molotov tanked
by belb of spacedeep9 or alex dunn
now off yer trot
and up yer fuckin bum


 

offline RussellDust on 2015-01-07 23:34 [#02481901]
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This thread is reaching dream levels!


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2015-01-07 23:40 [#02481903]
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Your name's Alex? I Dunn give a fuck what you think of me,
Depriving you of air so much, you're in the state of
syncope,
Drink with me - your liver is so weak a cider and your
sinking, B,
Bring you to the brink and see your cord cut short like
pinking, peace.


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2015-01-07 23:55 [#02481905]
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PEGIDA
Mi vida
Loss Leader
promoted from doss guard at Tesco
to the leader of a garrison at Aleppo
while under your nose the real war being fought
The hipster Aphex is back on Warp
A G-Had on al your houses
bum fuck laptops and no mouses



 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2015-01-08 00:04 [#02481906]
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try iv b vitamins, pabrinex
mindset set unpredictable yet
never know quite what do next
intake blackout
think i r bullshit mate
tho two years to live at this rate
boohoo pity pity
true i dug my own shitty pitty
whether nutrasip or thiamine
can still get justabout leanup
still get meanup
still call cleanup
accidental wasn't it? not a bit
yr page 39 obit
and oh so we civilly rapplebattle
all youtube and snapple
come m6 see what's actually real
realize too late it's new year sharpened steel
comeback?
"f'real"


 

offline Haft from Tublin (Ireland) on 2015-01-08 00:31 [#02481908]
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Ring a ding dong
I've got a song
Two sweet habibis, roll up on Hebdo
Scene turns sheeny, crimson on clean floor
Fluent, fluid motion leaves observer with a notion that
Big boy Moha's not one to fuck with,
Draw wrong, talk smack, hu Akbar, dome split
Don't glance East til you're ready to love Mecca
Praise Big Mo or get cut by the home wreckas
Preach



 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2015-01-08 00:36 [#02481910]
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I'm 'dead lush', like a head-rush circa 1992,
In hindsight: who are you?
I'd wear red blush before admitting we're fine and through,
I've led fuss greater than the lines you spew.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2015-01-08 01:05 [#02481911]
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bars per time over rhyme
shameful
frankfully explainful
is it learning disabled now?
stepontoe, step to, try not to to
trying to be a cunt or other terms for genitalia as an
insult
mulch plus no insight
oh right battle?
immolate faces with spracycans
mans won't be doing mans
plans?
thought not
not any comethru the grey brick block


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2015-01-08 01:11 [#02481912]
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Indeed.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2015-01-08 01:20 [#02481913]
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Rhymes sicker than Coors,
Spend your night in A&E,
Lines slicker than yours,
So you should be paying me,
In dimes, liquor and whores,
Exercise the gay in me,
Times flicker through tours,
You only dream of slaying me.


 

offline pepe from Madrid (Spain) on 2015-01-08 01:27 [#02481914]
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BBC News 24: Indepth News Analysis.

Breaking News

Terrorist Attack in France

Here's our foreign correspondent in Paris:

"Terrible news
Russell Dust and DJ Hardcore have entered the thread. After
they started nattering at each other like squirrels on E,
hot dog and frog leg vendors started spontaneously
combusting outside the Eiffel Tower. At 3pm Belb and
Steinvordhosbn broke out in a fit of rapping. About 10
people were decapitated in what is being described as a
hideous act of barbarity. Known IRA member Haft has been
implicated in the incident. He walked the streets of Paris
wearing a Toto T-shirt. French people stopped to tell him
"cool T-shirt man! Toto! Love Toto!". When Haft replied to
the Frenchy Frogs that he had never actually downloaded an
mp3 of Toto before farmer riots broke out the likes of which
Paris had never seen before. Sadly, 10 grandmothers were
raped by Black people from Somalia in the incident. Now we
turn you over to the live feed from CNN:

CNN:
We're todally riced out man. My dad went to MIT and shit.
A-team van. Knight Rider car. Hot dogs. Hamburgers. Shit
some Frenchies got exploded with bullets by two terrorists.
They was lone wolfs or some shit. Mehicans? Aztec terrorists
maaaan! Descent is a girly fluff artist heheeh.

BBC:
Quaristice sucks.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2015-01-08 01:39 [#02481915]
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again he's on about slayin
slewin for a fairly newin
who can actually lyrically spin
but some fucked up acidweb when i'm a scourerer
lyrical fastlight powerer
we all know it
a blown mindset absorbed into lyrical satirical
might be a miracle horizon eventsy
let's keep this suspensy
human fallen falling in to the trap?
for the win and increased neural map?
oh I forgot, fuck descent and haft


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2015-01-08 01:43 [#02481916]
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marine todd was in a brown people country and the muslim
priest told him there was no porn, he had to pound off to a
shapeless piece of black cloth that could have a terrorist
hiding in it. then they took his beer

unbelievable.. theres your "freedom""


 

offline pepe from Madrid (Spain) on 2015-01-08 01:50 [#02481917]
Points: 252 Status: Lurker



convert to ziltyism NOW

the prophet phobiazero DEMANDS IT


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2015-01-08 02:10 [#02481918]
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She*


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2015-01-08 02:55 [#02481919]
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whatevs anyone wants to go by
pronounwise soz if i fucked up
whatever point of gender you wish to identify at any point
on the curve
let's do that then
and anyone saying otherwise?
fuck them and let themselves live with dishonesty and doubt
so sleepy, nearly out
4 powerlines
love is the current and lust is the volatile voltage
step left, step right
landmine ahoy
instragram revoltage
mary don't fear the reaper
take his hand
as long as longtime as u feel yve gone deeper, like, man or
not man
skeletal mortality morality unblinking unbelief shaky
shatterhand attempts
suffer unbearable
and suffering is life
ooh where's that knife
swig the last and
goodnight


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2015-01-08 03:15 [#02481920]
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nick cohen spectator

nick cohen book
review

think u guys should read all his stuff hes been writing
about this for a while



 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2015-01-08 03:24 [#02481921]
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Oblivious to its own prejudices the paper continues

‘This is not in the slightest to condone the murderers,
who must be caught and punished, or to suggest that freedom
of expression should not extend to satirical portrayals of
religion. It is merely to say that some common sense would
be useful at publications such as Charlie Hebdo, and
Denmark’s Jyllands-Posten, which purport to strike a blow
for freedom when they provoke Muslims.’


Does the Financial Times have subeditors? Did no one spot
that, having begun by saying that it does not want to
condone murder, the Financial Times moved in two sentences
to saying that Charlie Hebdo’s satirists have provoked
their own deaths.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2015-01-08 03:26 [#02481922]
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2015 hope people defend peace and freedom much love


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2015-01-08 07:00 [#02481923]
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somebody just rip this fulltime fullsale
social documentation, calling matus
know we're going fully neckbeard patients
cos it's literally going to be going and going and going
those in the knowing
know who is become allknowing
cashtree moneysee
honeybee to a poison pottering
legs off, crawling and tottering
shitstain cellbrain sandsy without even ideologically linked
idolatry
ah linkage. nah. not about lies just paiges obsession with
chunky thighs
rotherham, know this man
ring ring? nah. ming? blowoff a door
and take all moolah too before off to the moor
talking to do
let's just sit
....getting to it
he's fuckin feathers wrapped in longleather
then we're waiting for real stink
warm weather
an attitudinal rethink?
nope, blunderbuss at a trussed loop headbag currently
unlisted pig brainblow a gravitational rainbow
anyone up
off the canvas and let's go
little mo than fictional
pick up a book?
attempt how to learn or look?
couple of hours sweetblank blanket
can't bank it
won't battle if i'm in pukemode shutter
manc it
piccadilly arches have still got gaps
and fuck googlemaps


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2015-01-08 17:00 [#02481930]
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ppl are so wack


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2015-01-08 17:00 [#02481931]
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no 1 has any integrity


 

offline djhardcode from Netherlands, The on 2015-01-08 18:07 [#02481932]
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I am no way affiliated with al Qaeda or terrorists or
whatever, but what I draw from this ordeal is quite simple

Don't make a career out of ragging on other ppls religions
with comics that aren't even really that funny and just made
for shallow shock value or you might get killed by the
people who you pissed off your whole career


 

offline djhardcode from Netherlands, The on 2015-01-08 18:07 [#02481933]
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Inder the pretense of free speech nonetheless


 

offline RussellDust on 2015-01-08 18:55 [#02481934]
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Ah, so you are a troll after all. Cased closed.

As for Pepe, he, w M w, and EpicMegaTracks either frequent
the same cult, or are the same person. It's the 'whacky'
humour, the racist funnies, the music, the NPD and ADD etc.


 

offline djhardcode from Netherlands, The on 2015-01-08 19:33 [#02481936]
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People who were completely innocent died as a result of this
too like that cop who was shot onthe street. Such a shame to
die just because some guy insisted on being a huge prick and
pissing off millions of people, which no doubt had more to
do with him making tons of cash and not some huge righteous
brigade for "free speech" this guy is no martyr.



 

offline milkywhore from Land of Lion's Milk (Turkey) on 2015-01-08 19:41 [#02481939]
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since when do these twats post music?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2015-01-08 20:25 [#02481940]
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have you heard that acid house album that al sharpton made
in the 80s?


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2015-01-08 21:53 [#02481945]
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so sad ppl who are SUPPOSE 2 be progressive victim blaming
and dog whistling like crazy against free speech. this crap
is just a frikin team game for almost every1 and i hope the
next terrorists just have a mega nuke the blows up the whole
world


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2015-01-08 22:19 [#02481946]
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free speech is not the same thing as whistling woo in a
crowded theatre


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2015-01-08 23:10 [#02481952]
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These 'progressives' hate western values, this shouldn't be
a surprise to you. Thats the most sickening thing about
these 'progressives' that they are so cowardly, easily
offended and generally ignorant about islamofascism.
Right now it is the french government and not these
'progressives', who protects journalists, rationality and
critical thinking, . How sad is that?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2015-01-08 23:28 [#02481954]
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is putting a whistle tip on your whip free speech?





...how about when someone else does it at 5am?


 

offline djhardcode from Netherlands, The on 2015-01-09 00:29 [#02481955]
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I just happened to read about this person Mary Norris who
tried to start this thing called "draw Mohammed day" and
riled up hundreds of thousands of ppl to blatantly insult
Islam, only to get death threats, completely backtrack, and
be forced under witness protection program.

Why is it that people feel so safe and sound and that they
can get away with being total prices just cause it is the
internet? It's simple common sense, go out of your way to
piss someone off as much as you can, you might get killed. I
don't see any injustice when that happens, just someone who
played keyboard warrior and thought they were safe.


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2015-01-09 00:56 [#02481958]
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Why provoke the Islamofascists into showing their true
colours? Why provoke "the religion of peace" into calculated
mass murder? Why provoke "not true muslims" into enacting
something that "has nothing to do with Islam?". Why set your
alarm clock when you know when the sun's fucking coming out
anyway, you apologist, appeasing cunt?


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2015-01-09 01:25 [#02481959]
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thats wild west mentally and its WRONG killing is it
justifyed ever

muslims dont come 2 europe 2 "islamify" it they come 2
improve there life and after that they might find its not
all they cracked it up 2 be. and like all ppl they get mad
and if there mad enuf and dont have anything else they can
do bad stuff like terror attacks. but u CANT (if u are a
good person) stop those attacks by censoring freedom. U CANT
EVER DO THAT CUZ FREEDOM OF SPEECH IS THE MOST IMPORTANT
THING OF ALL TIME #joyrexgate

u stop terror attacks by ending conditions that make ppl
feel like there stuck and they have nothing 2 live for and
make them feel oppressed for there race/religion. and its
FRIGIN HARD 2 do that so thats why ppl look for the easy
solution. 4 some ppl the easy solution is becoming
islamophobiac - stop muslims from coming 2 europe and they
wont do attacks. other ppl its censorship - stop ppl from
doing stuff that could trigger a attack, the problem is both
those violate ppls freedoms bigtime


 

offline pepe from Madrid (Spain) on 2015-01-09 01:51 [#02481961]
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Russell Dust is illiterate. He can't even read a 15 page
book from start to end. He can't even comprehend the book's
compassion towards black people. All he sees is the naughty
word that Lucifer forbids us from saying. He can't judge the
book for who the main character is: an intelligent black boy
who sees through the bullshit and restrains himself in the
face of a Lucifer worshipping cult. If all you see is the
naughty word and not the character then you are the racist.
Waycism is Lucifer's game. Hegelian dialectic. Give the book
a chance or you're a techno book burning witch hunter.


 

offline djhardcode from Netherlands, The on 2015-01-09 01:54 [#02481962]
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What you say may very well be true, but there is a
difference between respectful humor and unnecessary
provocation. What the fuck is so hard about being respectful
these days? In this particular case we have. Situation that
was not merely people exercising their freedom of speech,
but heir freedom to be complete disrespectful assholes, and
they were given fair warning, they were firebombed a couple
years ago and just kept on pissing people off, and continued
to get threats, what did they expect was going to happen.
Everyone knows how's ruthless some of the extremists can be.
Play with fire, get burned.


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2015-01-09 02:01 [#02481965]
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well ur posts seriously provoke some ppl here. should i ban
u to protect u from being attacked. or are u just prepared 2
die at ruseelldusts hands


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2015-01-09 02:02 [#02481966]
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the answer is im not gonna ban u and if any1 trys to hurt u
i will ban them


 


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