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Guys I have been posting on forums for 15 years acting cool and letting everyone know that I know rave moves and listen to acid music and all kinds of cool shit, well why do I have such a hard time finding a lady friend who is also into braindance. Every time I see one posting on the forums I go to I try and do my little peacock dance and talk about cool music in the hopes that they notice me but they never do Sob |
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Don't bother it is expensive, time wasting & overated. Women seem to think it is OK to have children without men, nowadays. Have ever reasonable they first appear they will leave you eventually. |
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No, they'll leave YOU eventually... (had to be done, innit) |
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#gamergate |
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you could always try finding a boyfriend instead. |
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don't ask me |
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not the first one that i hear speaking like that |
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Plastic surgery, my friend, plastic surgery |
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You don't want a girlfriend who is into braindance. You need some friends who do, so you can go out with your friends and leave your girl at home. |
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Good point, crazone. My wife doesn't care for my music, keeps things interesting and I prefer to have my own interests. I've dated women with similar interests and it gets annoying sometimes. |
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fast tracker II killed the sampler star |
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if Monoid ever leaves this place (i said if), then you might be a pretty good successor |
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except for the swearing part you see, Monoid is pretty decent |
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Thanks Merg. Yes of course. Just me LOL. DJ Hardcode. It is easy to get a girlfriend it is difficult to hold on to them for a long period of time. Hang out in a bar/cafe/nightclub/art gallery regularly. Just talk to women you fancy. Don't come on too strong or talk about anything strange. Just so they know you are not a complete freak/deviant/internet nerd. Be patient, if you bump into her 3-4 times and you want to go out. Ask her out. Nothing too heavy or drinking. Art Galleries, Museum, Show. Circus. Something interesting. In the day time preferably. Be confident but don't come off as an arrogant prick. Don't be scared to show you have a caring side. Wear a shirt, trousers, get a hair trim, comb it. Make an effort but not over the top, Women don't want someone who spends more time in the bathroom than them. Wear a dab of aftershave but not so much you can smell it from a mile off. During the date put your phone on silent. Don't get it out. Most importantly of all shoes. Women love shoes. Clean your shoes. I don't recommend many blogs. But this one is good. |
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Thiking about it. It would be a start if you stopped using your computer & masterbating & went outside first. |
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dude just fuck a hooker? kay? save the 30 dollars you earn from mackie d's and fuck some eastern european bitch. she may not be good lookin (even though many are), but they have monster boobs. kay? but fucking hell stop posting this pathetic shit!!!! |
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Lie down in one of those display beds in Ikea and place a single red rose between your butt checks |
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Here is something sad: Women obviously find criminals and criminal behavior attractive |
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that's true indeed, criminals even get a lot of 'fanmail' in jail time for a career switch fellars |
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is that really your twitter profile in your account? "BasementBoi" sounds so sad :( (and you're German !?) |
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The best way to meet hot girls is to pose as a pilot, buy a fake pilot uniform and hang out in a bar and pretend that you just got back from Hawaii. Put up fake degrees and medals around your apartment and boast about a time you performed an emergency crosswind landing with a broken arm |
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Yes, it is all true |
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wow ! |
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That username is meant as a joke |
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I'll follow you for latest xlt gossip, if you don't mind [although I'm shit at German]. |
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i figured as much i guess what shocked me more is that you actually exist outside of xlt |
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I hate internet and messageboards and the feeling you ram into someone else's conversation. |
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This is what I play when I take over the jukebox when the ladies are around |
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you know how, in the sims, you can buy a mirror and spend time using it to improve your charisma? try that. like, here: is a fine one to start with. |
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Just thank fuck you haven't ended up like these miserable people: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2801924/young-briti sh-couple-dead-hotel-room-india-suspected-drugs-overdose.ht ml DONT DO DRUGS fucking dont do it fuck all music that promotes drugs |
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3/4 of the reason i tried LSD is because the very idea of doing so seemed to terrify most people i asked about it. in this regard, it was actually somewhat of a letdown. |
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PEACOCK RAVE MOVES |
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Fuck Glitch hop |
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Yeah sure, but it won't fuck you back unless you have PEACOCK GLITCH HOP MOVES. |
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stand infront of a mirror, tuck your johnson between your legs and raise the pitch of your voice, then complain for a solid hour about the state of your apartment/house, its more of a taster than the real thing. |
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Ass |
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