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Sup guys, so my attempt at making broish housey tunes has pretty much failed in terms of making me popular and rich, but it was a lot of fun, unfortunately I am piss poor and am willing to do just about anything to get notcied/popular now short of sucking bums dirty dicks for crack, I have decided to emulate that hipster cherished "analord" sound but I've notcied that its cool to rag on ppl who do that and say they are shallow and derivitave but I just don't care, as long as I can find a way to make it seem like I am somewhat unique, I was thinking of $aybe instead of using a 303, use effects on it or something Please help |
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rip the telephone wires out of the walls of your house and use them to craft a pendulum circuit bent casio gasolene engine swings the casio around real fast leslie its's midi controlled and then the 303, eat my dust afx |
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That's a little involved, I was thinking something more along the lines of using a 303 but doing something hip and trendy but at the same time has never been done before, so its easy but at the same time will get me noticed and popular, you know, without doing a lot of work so I can focus on more important things like my web programming.I might just have to resort to posting on WATMM. |
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it is a much better life to invent a bike lock that requires wifi or something |
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Another trick is to use weird time signatures, cause in real music they are consodered more difficult than standard 4/4, and mainly used in classical or academic music, so when you use them, it may provide a sense of musical know-how and genius to the listener, but at the same time due to being precomposed on a computer doesn't require any of the mental difficulty, so its the best of both worlds, you get popular and sound all artsy and weird, and smart at the same time. |
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What? You want to be popular and hated or just hated? Cuz if you rip analord style and are no good, everyone will just bash that shit. And if you're good, you wouldn't be asking how to do it. As for bro house whatevz, yah that is viable. Just spend 1 year in the gym- daily- and spin Tiesto tracks that have pauses in them with synthesized voice "djhardcore", then DROP. Make sure you take testosterone as well, to speedy your gainz. So after you spend 1 year working out 3 hours a day and on test, you will be buff. Then take some meth and cut for a couple weeks to get fucking shredded. Then you walk around town with your tank top and delts popping out; record bag hanging from shoulder cuz you're a serious DJ (and headphones around neck, with cord just in your pocket with no music player). Make sure your hair is short and sharp with bleached tips and shiny hard gel. Tan is necessary. Tight jeans necessary. Shaped eyebrows necessary. Then you just walk around beaches and club parties for 10 hours a day and be popular with the ladies, telling them you're a world class DJ who spins at resorts, like in Bora Bora and Goa. If you're ever tested, you'll have your Tiesto spinning practice to get you through, but the real part is that by that time, you will be living the popular pop DJ lifestyle, without actually having to work with music. The whole point is to become a self-absorbed asshole- yet actually somewhat hot and smooth. If you get there, you'll be turning down DJ gigs to pretend you have to be in Beunos Aires via Dubai in 37 hours, and you don't want to miss your flights. But when you do accept DJ gigs, they should just about cover the amount of coke you'll be giving out for free to have sex with random teenage girls who think you're the shit. Godspeed. |
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Thanks Peace, you always have deep and epic wisdom. I however see myself on more of a dedicated, unique mission, one that will break the boundaries of music itself and forever unite the djs and epic techno producers of the world with the "little people". Well, this can only be achieved by separating myself from the norms and carving my own path, I plan to start out with 303s and 9/16 time signatures. Teenage girls, beaches, and Tiesto are cool and all but how does that lead to immortalization of my iconic image, which is what I am truly after. |
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Ahaha... Yah, well... I dunno how serious you are about all this, but (prolly a solid 35%, though)...: Music boundaries can be broken, by secluding yourself from hearing TV/film music, as well as all online and radio music. I tried to do this for a year in 2001 to stray from influences, and eventually what happens is that your ideas of learnt cliches and shit changes, so you eventually start producing music that you really feel personally; that doesn't feel too much like anything out there. But truly good music is never going to connect with "the people", because the masses have tastes that are crafted by pop culture. So to be "immortalized" by the masses, you have to make generic mass music, ala Skrillex. His fame and influence will probably fade, though, because he is based on fads. Richard D James, on the other hand, has output that's primarily been based on personal expression. Fortunately he's good, which is why he'll be known and appreciated far longer and deeper than Skrillex ever could be. But if you study the history of the following artists, you might be able to craft a path for yourself to walk, with regards to being worldwide famous (at least people know the sound), as well as being respected by people who actually have taste (the very difficult double-dip power): Daft Punk The Chemical Brothers Fatboy Slim Moby Prodigy Meat Beat Manifesto Luke Vibert and his lounge stuff Massive Attack Beastie Boys Giorgio Moroder Stuart Price Godspeed. |
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Why would you buy a 303 when you can just pirate a vst? |
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"Why would you buy a 303 when you can just pirate a vst?" I love computers. I love VSTs. I love your grandmother. However, ... a 303's sound has NOT yet been mimicked successfully by a computer if thats what you mean. im not a gear freak or a computer addict --- im just stating teh facts |
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dat staccato |
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The TB-3 manages it plus it sends out the sequence via midi so this is the answer to djhardlucks question. |
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i'd like to just make an addition to this, he should buy some clip on dreadlocks to get noticed more |
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It's a lot easier to use as well |
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Joyrex #02471342] Points: 88 Status: Lurker | ||||||||
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If you want to be a true analord you can only use cv/gate. Midi is a&d. |
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NO, USE MIDI #02471345] Points: 12102 Status: Regular | | ||||||||
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Luke Vibert used Analord quite a bit before. |
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What are you trying to achieve? Messing around with code things just makes you look more ridiculous. Say something if you anything to say. |
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Nein! and i wasn't even answering hardpoop's question, damnit... I was answering Indeksical's question -- period. does the roland tb-3 look like a gigantic success to you? for fucks sake.. roland dropped the ball 20 years ago |
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Are you saying that 10'000 sales aren't gigantic? |
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even if it sells 200,000,000 it won't sound analog -- and you know it. |
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10,000 is the approximate sales of the original TB 303 you idiotic waste. I win, you lose, I'm going to finish watching the football now, thanks thicko! |
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np mate.. :) at least i don't sound like a roland employee on her period. |
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JivverDicker is my boyfriend btw. we're just teasing eachother on the interwebs before our bedtime. |
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we're watching cameroon - brasil like a pair of newly weds right now. theres now doubt JivverDicker is becoming increasingly feisty right about now. quit that grabbing, JIVVER. QUIT IT! |
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STOP GRABBING MY BALLS, YOU LITTLE ...... |
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mega knows the tru meaning of 7-eleven. makita's up there?? |
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seven days a week, eleven dimensions collapsing |
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still collapseping |
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still. |
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