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Please think of the kittens. |
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isn't that the soglan to a local seattle synthpop band? |
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again ? |
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why bring this up again, Salma? |
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i'm not familiar with local seattle synthpop bands |
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lol when did i bring it up b4? |
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then where did you get this from? that's infact on the back of their t-shirts...with a pic of a little kitten on the front... |
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..I hate kittens anyway.. |
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their bones get caught in my teeth |
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browse topics, the last time it was called "don't masturbate" or "don't masterbate" and had that link. Check it out |
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my mate sent me this piece of advice in an e-mail and i thought i should share it with my fellow RDJ fans, no Seatle bands involved. |
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What is worse is that every time you light a cigarette with a candle an elve dies!! Think about the elves!! |
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elves are short... |
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? |
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I know! stop lighting cigarettes with candles! buy matches! Buy a lighter! stop smoking! |
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those POOR elves....I ALWAYS use candles....=) |
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before matches were invented, people *had* to use candles to light up...elves are prolly all dead now |
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i dn't smoke cigarettes |
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ooooh.... you,.....you.......!!! *starts crying* |
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come on whats more important elves or kittens? |
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matches were invented before cigarettes were..... |
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ELVES!!!!!! |
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Sooooo, if my girlfriend masterbates me and I masterbate her, does a kitten still die? What if sex is just mutual masterbation does that count? And, I mean, you have to have a cigarette after sex so the elves are going to die too. What if you light a cigarette with a candl while masterbating, who dies first? |
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i dn't believe in elves, and if they were real i'd try to eradicate them by taking up smoking and paying a visit to my local candle shop....thats right ! |
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heh, heh, you should really check out that old topic it was one of the funniest threads I've seen on this board. |
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well since elves are either not real or extinct the kitten dies first....and if ur gf masturbates u the kitten will die and if u masturbate her at the same time TWO kittens will die...so avoid that |
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yes,and use a lighter for that cigarette, even if you don't believe in elves, you're sure you don't kill any.. |
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ok u cut down on masturbation by 50% and i won't start lighting cigs with candles ok? |
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shit i just looked up the thread where the exact same issue was disscussed,,, sorry...and cut down on the masturbating so i can increase my own with a clean concsious |
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deal! |
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hey... what do you mean you dont believe in elves?... shit... i dont believe in kittens... and you know what... ive been smoking for 4 years and i cant touch a match or a lighter cuz i can never find one... what if i light it with a candle each time?... and what if i drip hot wax on myself while masterbating and lighting a cigarette with a candle... now only would a kitten and an elf die... but i would die too... |
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not that i do either one of them... lol... and dont worry... i cant stand candles or kittens... lol... SAVE THE ELVES!!! FUCK KITTENS... they shit everywhere |
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