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y u rake up all the leaves off your lawn and bag them up in paper bags (that you spent money on) and leave them out for the city to collect, then waste even more money on fertilizer for your lawn and one of those stupid little cart things to spread it? y u no just keep the leaves on your lawn to fertilize it completely free of charge and effort? u r idiots lol |
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that's lime, you dolt. |
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i bet you also think one puts the lime and fertilizer down at the same time. christ, what an asshole |
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Naw man, fucking lawn fertilizer. My neighbours do it. |
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my pop didn't pay me $5 an hour to get shit wrong. and i needed whatever fucking NES game that was. |
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I don't have a garden you cunt |
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Imagine you do, and make a song about it. |
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then what do you call the bacterial colony in your asscrack? |
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u need radio 4 gardeners question time, no joke. somewhere between interetesting and sleep inducing, it's really lovely |
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Ok :) EpicMegaWank: Then my whole body is a 'garden', you waste of fucking space! |
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Yah, but to mulch properly, you either need a lot of time to manually crackle up dried leaves in a wheelbarrow, or like, a mulcher. But there are devices to convert a shitload of dry leaves into powder leaves, which is pretty good "natural life" lawning. But most people have their lawns all clean to say like, "Yo I so cool.", like they fucking care about mulching. One day, the only way forward might be to cover one's lawn in ganja, guarded by proximity lazers and radar defense systems. Basically convert your lawn into a military base for weed. |
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get a badass riding mower; chops up the leaves as you go + vacuums the excess. i have been thinking about building a squirrel petrification device, however. take apart an RC car and put a loud buzzer in place of a motor; hide it near a tree they seem to like.... |
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I might make a trap to catch them. They would probably go nice in a stew actually |
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i actually used to chase squirrels when i was little. got close enough to make a grab a few times, but had the sense not to. there's not much meat on them, really. i don't want to hurt the little jerks, just have a good laugh screwing with them. maybe make a youtube vid set to yakety sax or something.... u noe? ya mang, u noe. |
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