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I demanded a glass of water from my (female) Therapist
 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2013-11-13 21:42 [#02464552]
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I think she might be afraid that i ask her for a blowjob
next. Seriously, i had to ask three times before she finally
managed to buy a glass, so she can serve me some water in
therapy session.

Now, this got me thinking.
Maybe our relationship isn't going so well? Maybe i need to
make her feel more comfortable so she will fullfill my
requests in time?
I know, i gotta push the boundaries further, the borders
between us got to fall.....hahaha.


 

offline betamaxheadroom on 2013-11-14 01:36 [#02464555]
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anyone who gives a direct sincere reply to this is a fucking
moron. crazone?


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2013-11-14 06:03 [#02464570]
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In Egypt, all glasses of water are paid for, unless you want
diarrhea. Living in Egypt is like living in fucking Egypt
or someshit.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2013-11-14 07:47 [#02464573]
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This one is for beta:

Monoid: therapy is useless for you; you are what they call
"therapyresistant". So stop bullshitting yourself and the
people around you, moron.


 

offline drill rods from 6AM-8PM NO PARKING (Canada) on 2013-11-14 11:33 [#02464576]
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Have you actually lived there? I hear it's a total
douchehole where basically all the guys are sex offenders.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2013-11-14 15:21 [#02464584]
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But i am bored. There is nothing else i could do


 

offline RussellDust on 2013-11-14 19:12 [#02464592]
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I can't believe you mentionned Sartre again today. I
remember a gentle row between us when you were certain the
fact i didn't think the man was all that meant i was
trolling. Aaah the old days.


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2013-11-17 13:55 [#02464681]
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Yah, I lived in Cairo for a year. It's actually pretty
good.


 

offline drill rods from 6AM-8PM NO PARKING (Canada) on 2013-11-18 00:06 [#02464686]
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Hah nice. I know a (Westernized) Arabic family who used to
go to Egypt on vacation sometimes. The girl says she got
groped in the street almost daily. Wasn't Cairo though,
maybe it was some craphole part of Egypt. (She is very hot
but unfortunately has never touched my penis)

Y u live ther lol?


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2013-11-18 01:06 [#02464690]
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Muslims obviously lack some form of culture or civilization.
No, it is not racist to say this.


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2013-11-18 01:38 [#02464691]
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Cuz IDM Power.

And when some dude gropes you on the street in Egypt, what
you do is break his head. The streets are full of these
wannabe cool machismo assholes, but when you approach them
like wtf, then they act like they didn't say shit. Lotta
fuckin' wannabe tuff guys who think it's 1980, and being
large and muscular means nobody will touch you. Steroids
are available over the counter there (they will even inject
for you), so lotta guys juicing. So when some lowlife scum
comes even close to you in Egypt thinking they're the shit
wanting to touch your girl and steal your wallet or
someshit, you fucking thrust your fist into his skull and
explode his face with the power of a million suns.

I was there to spread peace, love, and healing.

...but also explode skulls if necessary.


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2013-11-18 01:39 [#02464692]
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html fail


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2013-11-18 01:45 [#02464693]
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p.s. I do not condone violence.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2013-11-18 02:29 [#02464694]
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99-011 Kaamilo St. Tomorrow and bring it 8 )


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2013-11-18 03:05 [#02464699]
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What're you- a stalking pair of biceps from the streets of
Cairo?

I'll be in the octagon on the great red spot of Jupiter- be
there at like, 7 PM tomorrow. I would prefer to explode
your face after dinner. Oh, yah- bring RDJ Album so we can
fight to 4. I have my amp setup but forgot my iPod. For
your sake: that track is very cool to die to.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-11-18 03:13 [#02464700]
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i remember the time when the title of that track described
the number of LSD's i'd had that night. everything looked
like a van gogh painting; lovely. it was winter and snowing;
went out on a 3rd floor balcony and watched the wind whip
the snow around in van gogh swirls. it was a strange
building, sort of like dana's apartment building in
ghostbusters, but designed to channel energy in a positive
and playful way instead of summoning zuul. the wind and
temps were causing giant metal rebars to shrink and stretch
and make all sorts of pingy noises, which prompted me to
switch to "rebus" by squarepusher. the end.


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2013-11-18 03:36 [#02464701]
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Sweet.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2013-11-18 03:42 [#02464702]
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Tomorrow.


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2013-11-18 04:02 [#02464703]
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Don't forget RDJ Album. Thx. After I explode your head
into space dust, we can go out for drinks, yo. Awesome
lounge over here on 12 trillionth street and 3rd, and I got
like, 20 free drink vouchers. Plus ganj. Dude- you've
never smoked ganj until you've smoked some homegrown Jupiter
shit. Fucking knock your ballz off.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2013-11-19 21:35 [#02464723]
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please don't end up raping someone, monoid


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2013-11-20 00:10 [#02464726]
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Well...its an option. But i still have a tiny bit of hope,
that i can somehow persuade some human woman to have sex
with me....


 

offline KLX from no (United States) on 2013-11-20 01:39 [#02464728]
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Have sex with your therapist.


 

offline drill rods from 6AM-8PM NO PARKING (Canada) on 2013-11-20 02:06 [#02464730]
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Have sex with your KLX.

Have sex with your DUBturbo.


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2013-11-20 02:11 [#02464732]
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Water?


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2013-11-20 11:40 [#02464737]
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Uhh...no. She is an elderly woman. I am not attracted to her


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2013-11-20 16:47 [#02464739]
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p.s. Jivver is now gone, from the IDM battle of the minute--
disintegrated in 3 seconds. Short match, but totally not
worth my time. Plus side- he did bring RDJ Album.


 


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