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offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2013-10-19 08:26 [#02463293]
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Confused about XLT? Are you new here and finding it
a little challenging to adapt to the environment? Here's a
tip from an old pro. Always look at the source code.
As in regular life, where one finds oneself in a quandary or
unfamiliar territory, we turn to the original source
code
, the Bible. "All is vanity", we read, and
move on.

But what do we find at the source of XLT (which some
scholars attribute to a pagan called Tunemx)?

meta name="Keywords" content="messageboard, forum,
discography, release, xltronic, electronic, music,
electronic music, music, electro, elektro, techno,
electronica, reviews, review, software, mp3, vinyl,
collectible, IDM, trance, dance music, hardware,
trance"


The key here is the word keywords - these are
the key words (you're getting the idea) that should be
uppermost in your mind when interacting on XLT.
Techno, electronica, release,
mp3, collectible but emphatically
not collectable.

And remember, both review AND reviews.

XLT can be overwhelming, it's true. But clear guidance is
available. You just have to dig a little to find it.



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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-10-19 08:33 [#02463294]
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the last thing we need is the enkelkindern reading technical
manuals


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2013-10-19 13:39 [#02463297]
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STFU

upload some humour [not humor] in your brain system and
appreciate the tremendous research by that ingenious
Steinhosevord


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-10-19 19:32 [#02463305]
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learn your old-skool hacker history, you prepubescent dome
of excrement. your kung foo no good. i know sendmail
technique


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2013-10-19 20:45 [#02463310]
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I've spent most of the day in my steam room thinking about
how "trance" appears twice. I believe one instance refers to
the genre of Music, the other to the state we reach when
Posting. All is vanity.


 

offline betamaxheadroom on 2013-10-20 02:02 [#02463315]
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epicmegatroll


 

offline betamaxheadroom on 2013-10-20 02:04 [#02463316]
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tbh if you don't like this you may aswell give up.
no irony meant, it's a fucking great song.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-10-20 04:01 [#02463323]
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generic skiffle band on amphetamines; features very fast
keyboard player. song is actually not particularly good.
there's the standard blues progression the beach boys abuse
and none of it's terribly hooky


 

offline betamaxheadroom on 2013-10-20 04:17 [#02463324]
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I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave some
moments ago


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-10-20 04:41 [#02463327]
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in which you permitted me a swell give up? i decline, but
thanks anyways


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2013-10-20 09:19 [#02463330]
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Good to see xltronic in the list of keywords for xltronic.
If an AI is ever going to emerge out of the internet,
self-reference is a necessary ingredient.

Too bad, xltronic is currently in a deep coma though.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-10-20 11:58 [#02463332]
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it's not just whether xltronic relates to xltronic: how does
xltronic relate to xltronic over time? perhaps xltronic was
actually much more relevant to xltronic in 2003 than 2013.
moreover, does xltronic, as an entity, seek to influence its
influence on the definition of xltronic? if so, this
subterfuge must be heuristically accounted for by the big
computer.


 

offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2013-10-20 14:08 [#02463335]
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The more I look at it, with these repeated words and
phrases, one could be tempted into thinking than beyond
being a purely functional (albeit optimistically so) list of
search terms, whether or not this wasn't a form of poetry
attempting to express something broader?

Indulge me with this, just for a moment. Recite, out loud,
the following stanza from "keywords", being careful to
observe the commas as a measure of your speech;

" xltronic, electronic, music, electronic music, music,
electro, elektro, techno
"

If one thinks about it, it's as if Samuel Beckett had joined
Underworld. And isn't that rather playful, if slightly dark,
thought? One so typical of this site's Scandinavian
architects.


 

offline hashian on 2013-10-21 06:15 [#02463362]
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Im confused cuz yall are.acting like its not a typo of blt.
Yum


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-10-21 06:17 [#02463363]
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Braindance, Lethargy, and Trolls


 

offline hashian on 2013-10-21 07:12 [#02463366]
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Do stop me if im being too trollish. Maybe im misreading te
vibe of this place but i was only aiming for mildly
trollish, with a hint of benn jordan fanboism.


 

offline RussellDust on 2013-10-21 13:13 [#02463374]
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Your work is appreciated.


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2013-10-21 13:32 [#02463379]
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* E * L * E * K * T * R * O *


 

offline hashian on 2013-10-21 19:04 [#02463396]
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benn jordan can be loved after all. you know he got that cut
on his eyebrow from trying to take a pic with squarepusher.
upon receiving the scar that would forever remain in his
heart, he vowed vengeance with a musical operation called
anti-idm.

so far, very successful.


 

offline ddrummondd on 2013-10-22 01:23 [#02463419]
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ITS PRETTY CLEAR. HASHIAN IS A CUNT. THERE'S YOUR FUCKING
CUNTISH ANSWER. YOU CUNT.


 

offline hashian on 2013-10-22 01:43 [#02463433]
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how british


 

offline ddrummondd on 2013-10-22 02:10 [#02463438]
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how cuntish


 

offline drill rods from 6AM-8PM NO PARKING (Canada) on 2013-10-22 03:31 [#02463458]
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Cuntish: possibly a misspelling of Cnutish, adjective
describing the attributes of Cnut or his followers, e.g.:

"he's proving his fallibility to the barons by trying to
command the sea, how Cnutish!"


 

offline Nooge on 2013-10-22 23:13 [#02463469]
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This is the best thread in years.

*recites the "Keywords" mantra*


 

offline ddrummondd on 2013-10-23 00:31 [#02463472]
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fucking hilarious.

prick.


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2013-10-24 06:38 [#02463490]
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Ha!


 


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