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offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2013-05-31 09:43 [#02457599]
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Yo, waddup xlt underground mofoz! I want y'all to like my
fazbuk page for my soon to be launched site ILLUSTREET.

Because I want to promote it's awesomeness as much as
possible, before it's even launched. Basically what it is,
is a site where you put your dick into your monitor, and it
feels like a vagina of your choosing. AND, it's an online
gallery and artist collective representing the Tokyo
underground scene, as well as bringing the international
underground scene to Tokyo.

Art reviews, artist interviews, and I'm also doing
underground music reviews/interviews, cuz I GOTSTA REPRAZENT
THE LAZER. For example, defo gonna cover some recent
hyperboloid releases, cuz they got shit goin' on.

I'm deep in the ballz of the visual/music underground scene,
so I wanted to make something of it. ILLUSTREET is also
offering art prints, because I want fans to be able to
collect these artists' work. I've been following some of
these Japanese artists for years, and I want the world to
see their awesomeness. Mostly surrealist and pop surrealist
vibe, cuz ultimately, the goal of ILLUSTREET is so expand
consciousness through the medium of visual art.

Anyhow- LIKE ILLUSTREET PLEASE AND I SUCK YO
DICK
.

Warm Regards, xlt veteran wanker,
Jason Asato


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2013-05-31 09:47 [#02457600]
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Also, here is my personal fazbuk, if we're not already friends on that
borg shit. Most of y'alls are pretty good and are more
interesting than most of the people I know in person, so
feel free to add me, cuz you are my digital friends.

Also, anyone want some cheezburgers, man... got this bag
of cheezburgers.....



 

offline melack from barcielwave on 2013-05-31 11:19 [#02457601]
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done yo


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2013-05-31 11:22 [#02457602]
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Oh, fuck- thanks! You are, an ultimate barcielwave
melackness, my friend.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2013-05-31 12:03 [#02457604]
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I can't fazbuk it cause I don't fazbuk myself.

But you have my like nonetheless.


 

offline colani from Retarded (France) on 2013-05-31 13:30 [#02457607]
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offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2013-05-31 14:00 [#02457608]
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Sweet, yoz. Non-fazbuk likes are just as good! :-)

Any support, is good support.

Thanks xltronic. Your undergroundness will never be
forgotten.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2013-05-31 14:17 [#02457609]
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Why don't you do something for people to genuinely 'like'
instead of begging for fake 'likes'?


 

offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2013-05-31 17:44 [#02457611]
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I hate it.

Hate it.


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2013-05-31 23:42 [#02457619]
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I doubt if someone hated my presence on this forum, that
they would like or even check out something I've created
asking for fb likes. I've been here nearly 10 years, and if
some of the people here have enjoyed hanging out with me in
this random ass place- and get what I've been about- then
their liking of my facebook ting is not "fake". ILLUSTREET
is a pretty huge project and something I've been working on
since December, and I've created it with deep interest and
heartfelt intentions. So anyone liking the page, is just an
extension of digging my vibe on a personal level. Plus,
liking the page allows them to be updated when the flow of
awesomeness starts rolling, and in that sense, is a
promotional method for spreading ideas I believe in. There
is enough verbage on the facebook page to give a good idea
of what ILLUSTREET is about, so it's not like anyone would
be "liking" something mysterious. If I didn't believe that
ILLUSTREET is something
interesting/great/thought-provoking/consciousness-expanding
in the long-run, there is no way I would care to even share
it. I believe in it, so I am spreading it. That is it.

Steinvordhosbn- that's cool, too! Do your thing.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2013-06-01 00:19 [#02457626]
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You don't have any content. Stop begging, it's pretty sad.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-06-01 00:22 [#02457627]
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welcome to the soul-crushing world of trying to build a
following on the interwebs.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2013-06-01 00:25 [#02457628]
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Begging for 'likes' is pretty sad though!


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-06-01 02:17 [#02457629]
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i know enough of jnasato to understand the request was not
made out of sad-sack-ness, he simply doesn't understand what
a pig trough facebook is, how he's wasting his time, etc


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-06-01 02:19 [#02457630]
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...and i don't mean his idea itself, i just mean basing it
on facebook. get your own site, duder. put good shit on it.
put google analytics on there to track what's selling and
what ain't, and where the buyers are coming from. have a
facebook page, but don't actually put any effort into it.
sort of like leaving a few buckets out and then forgetting
about 'em until it rains.... asking for likes on xlt? not
gonna help.


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2013-06-01 06:09 [#02457638]
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Actually, I do know about marketing/promotion, which is why
I have a facebook page up before ILLUSTREET is even
complete. And facebook is just sideline marketing-- the
main pull is original art, original written content, a level
of art prints generally not available in Japan, and a type
of artist collected not yet done in Japan. I was originally
more along the lines of "do shit after everything is done",
but really, nothing is ever done. Plus, I work in an
incubation space in Ginza Tokyo with a lot of ventures, so
it'd be stupid of me to not take the advice of successful
entrepreneurs.


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2013-06-01 06:10 [#02457639]
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edit: artist collective


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2013-06-01 09:09 [#02457645]
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no one cares about your opinion negative dork


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2013-06-01 12:03 [#02457646]
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That's the whole point you slow div!


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2013-06-01 14:46 [#02457647]
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How can you live with yourself? Your life is just one big
black lie. How do you hang on man? I must say: respect!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2013-06-01 21:29 [#02457677]
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Are tim and eric and all these weird game playing idiots
doing some sort of elaborate inside joke parody of
something.. or are they genuinely dumbed down due to the
government spiking the water with flouride and the food with
gmo?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2013-06-01 21:31 [#02457678]
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The trick is to create your following out of your haters.
The trolls are the ones with no lives and will do all your
viral advertisement for you.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2013-06-01 21:33 [#02457679]
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jivverdicker is one of many feds that have infiltrated all
forums to create a overall culture of self hate so we'll be
more accepting of euthanasia.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2013-06-02 00:48 [#02457704]
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It's "an" not "a" thicko.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2013-06-02 06:43 [#02457713]
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Finally I know your problem! You're autistic! That's why you
always whine about spelling mistakes and you're only capable
of seeing it your way! Man I feel sorry for you, from now on
I'll thread you in a different way, I'll take your autism
into account.


 

offline Portnoy on 2013-06-02 08:51 [#02457720]
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Jivverdicker is a legend. A particularly grumpy legend, but
a legend nevertheless. He can be totally mean and
insensitive. Who knows why he comes here to troll. and
-crazone you are his number one victim. Hook, line and
sinker! Every time.

Oh...and good luck Jnsato. I had a good laugh right at "put
your dick into your monitor" - you are madman. Sorry I
didn't 'like' it, cos I only like things I like, I don't
know what this is. I agree you need more content.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-06-02 09:02 [#02457721]
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i've said it before, and i'll say it again: jivver is like
an angry yappy dog. his eyes bulge and he yaps furiously,
but he's just a wee thing and so it comes off as hilarious
instead of threatening


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2013-06-02 14:43 [#02457730]
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Thx, Portnoy. ILLUSTREET will be huge, because lazer
dictates it. The reason why IDM is dead is because it's
actually alive, but nobody has the willpower to grasp it and
run with it. Lazer is fierce and carries more energy than
the Sun, so handling it takes great deal of patience and
self-determination.

As for Jivver- yah, I hope his avatar stays the same during
the XLT v5.0 launch soon to come.

But what in the fuck- didn't phobz post screenshots of the
new forum layout he was working on? What the fuck is up
with that? ILLUSTREET will be rolling by the end of this
month- fucking hardcore project touching the surface of
Jupiter- and phobz is just snorting coke and bedding
schoolgirls, all whilst the forum members struggle in this
actually perfect place. Despite everyone's seeming
superficial wishes for a new XLT- or at least getting 3%
caught up in the vapor-forum of v.9.7- I think this place is
doing well. Definitely +17% lazer output since 2009.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2013-06-02 18:25 [#02457744]
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IDM is dead because all music is dead because the economy is
dead. Almost, there is still a zombie economy of idiots who
only buy main stream shit at walmart like stewart little.
The remaining zombie economy is about absolutely exploiting
these zombies and keeping control of the monopolies of sales
avenues and advertisements directed at them, and making
shittier and shittier product rehashes for the same money as
"new" since buying used things is now illegal or at least
impossible. Its basically an elaborate automated parasitic
tax.
Like the shows on nick jr, you can surely buy them all for
9.99 at walmart, as well as tshirts and luchboxes, wait not
the latter because the government doesn't allow kids to
bring their own lunches anymore. But its a big franchise,
and each nick jr show is shallow and soulless, teaching kids
to be shallow and soulless which tricking the parents into
thinking its about cooperation and sharing and shit.
Meanwhile, ren and stimpy that has a million times more soul
is banned and demonized as unsuitable for kids because it
helps their brains grow too much which is at odds with the
new world order agenda.


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2013-06-02 18:38 [#02457748]
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IDM is alive in bushmen culture, because their lazer is
97.2% pure.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2013-06-02 19:45 [#02457751]
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Idm had become very big, it's alive and kicking, look at the
boc hype, daft punk, also electronic music, ninja tune, warp
all grown mature labels. It's time to go underground
again..run for the masses, run with ren and stimpy, also
brilliant creatures dwelling in the underground! Support
Jason, he lives there too!


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2013-06-02 21:28 [#02457756]
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Before Jivverdick aka rainman responds: it's has not had!


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2013-06-02 21:38 [#02457757]
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I would respond but your self corrections make me laugh more
you stupid little gnome


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2013-07-23 08:11 [#02460233]
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Finally got the site up for a SOFT launch, still lotta stuff
to put up in the coming months.

But anyhow: INTERVIEW WITH HYPERBOLOID RECORDS


 


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