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offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-04-15 08:49 [#00175121]
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assuming they were unarmed, who would win? :)


 

offline kalaim badkaama from Apt 512 in Gilmour Orbiter (Re on 2002-04-15 08:51 [#00175124]
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The jedi can uses strangulation on the vulcan as soon as he
enter the battle field. btw, i don't know any of the power
of the vulcan...


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-04-15 08:52 [#00175126]
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vulcan are lameies. Jedi are coolies.


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2002-04-15 08:53 [#00175127]
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a Jedi of course....


 

offline kalaim badkaama from Apt 512 in Gilmour Orbiter (Re on 2002-04-15 08:57 [#00175131]
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does that include "no force"?


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-04-15 08:57 [#00175132]
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if the vulcan got to be near jedi, THE GRIP would proove to
be deathly!!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-15 09:29 [#00175174]
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Thea jedi obviously, the the grip and logic are the no match
for the force. The

IT'S TIME YOU ALtheL SEE YOU THE R*E&A*L TCHONY!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-15 09:31 [#00175176]
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star trek dudes have relied on technology too long, their
biological fighting tools are vestigal.


 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2002-04-15 09:33 [#00175177]
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jedis can jump!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-15 09:35 [#00175179]
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vulcans cannot jump? Or were you merely implying that
jedi's... CAN.


 

offline numbplant from st- jérôme québec (Canada) on 2002-04-15 09:42 [#00175183]
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vulcans can withstand paiin block it out
so in other words the jedi can hit him
an he CAN WITHSTAND THE HITS AMAZING
true fact or i think?
is it???


 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2002-04-15 10:03 [#00175192]
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jedis can jump really high.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-15 10:32 [#00175204]
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A Jedi of course - there is no competition!


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-04-15 10:52 [#00175208]
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they both have the same mind tricks...they may have to
resort to fisticuffs


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-15 10:55 [#00175214]
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Nahhhh ......as Aphextwin.nu's resident expert on the matter
- trust me!


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-15 10:58 [#00175216]
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...Force Jumping, Lightening, Choking, Pushing, Mind
Reading, Healing...to name a few....case closed!


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-04-15 10:58 [#00175217]
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i wont argue- your lightsabres' bigger than mine!


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-15 11:08 [#00175218]
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You'd better believe it! ;)

If anyone wants to know more about the evilness of the
Force, you should speak to Raimons and Sido Dyas - they're
just bad to the bone with the Force! Are you guys?

:)


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-04-15 23:13 [#00176442]
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Yes come with us if you wanna learn more about darkside
skills like Sith lightning and force choking.

*opens the door to the ancient Sith tempel*


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-15 23:47 [#00176534]
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Hey nice temple you guys have!
*walks around admiring the sith tapestrys*


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-04-15 23:47 [#00176536]
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btw a jedi vs a vulcan?

muahahahaha

*draws saber*

Bring em on!!!!!


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-15 23:48 [#00176539]
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pphhhffffff

Ash would win every time


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-15 23:55 [#00176560]
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I'll lure the vulcan's in with my mind tricks and you do the
'sith' bit on them?

Deal?


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-04-15 23:58 [#00176567]
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Deal!!!
We will destroy our common enemy......

*hides in the shadows*


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-16 00:03 [#00176587]
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*steps out of sith temple, and errects a sign up outside
saying 'Vulcan Health Club - this way!! ----> '

Ha Ha Ha !!


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-04-16 00:05 [#00176594]
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hahahaha!!!



 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-16 00:20 [#00176635]
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Sido.....I think there's one coming now - I can smell him!

Yeah, pointy ears......

....get ready!

"This way sir....."

* MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-04-16 00:29 [#00176665]
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Impressive .....most impressive....

*The vulcans enter the sith temple/health club*

*chokes the vulcan leader from distance , the vulcans are
confused...*

*steps out of the shadows and unleach a storm of sith
lightning , the vulcans scream in pain and fall to the
ground*

"Behold the combined forces of jedi and the Sith......"

*finnish them off with a last massive lightning attac and
places the still smoking vulkan bodies on a sith altar and
sacrifise them to George Lucas *


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-04-16 00:31 [#00176670]
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chrissssss check your email. and a jedi would win. the
vulcans have that death pinch, BUT THEY'VE GOT TO CATCH ME
FIRST.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-16 00:32 [#00176674]
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Nice!!!

Fancy a barbacue, Sido? I hear Vulcan ribs are nice!

He He He!!

This'll show these non-believers!


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-04-16 00:34 [#00176677]
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I find their lack of faith disturbing.........

*looks around for a non believer to choke*


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-16 00:34 [#00176678]
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I've got the pic ... I'll sort you out tomorrow if that OK?


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-16 00:37 [#00176684]
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Hey...maybe we could coax some more Vulcans in and feed them
some 'Vulcan burgers'...made from one of their own!

I change the 'health club sign' to a 'bistro' sign instead

Shhh....shhhh.....

"A table for two sir....certainly....walk this way!"

*sniggers....*


 

offline Zombiekev from Ardmore (United States) on 2002-04-16 00:38 [#00176686]
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jedi.

they can convince their opponent to give up and cry like a
baby just by saying,
"give up this battle and weep like a little girl."
they can also smash them with energy forces. they are
unstoppable.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-04-16 00:39 [#00176688]
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yeah, it's cool, i just wasn't sure if you got it or not. no
rush, mate. who am i fooling, i'm an american. i can't say
mate. no rush, DUDE. thats american.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-16 00:41 [#00176693]
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Sido...I think we have another non-believer here!

"Is that pointy ears you have sir, a table for two
Zombiekev?"


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-16 00:42 [#00176696]
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I'll email you tomorrow DUDE!!

;)


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-04-16 00:44 [#00176700]
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Zombiekev do you workout ?

Jedi Chris know a good health club : )


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-04-16 00:45 [#00176701]
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you should go there.
They have nice burgers to.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-16 00:51 [#00176705]
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Nice one, Sido! I'm gonna have to leave this one to
you....gotta go! But I can sleep knowing you'll keep watch
over those Vulcan scum!


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-04-16 01:03 [#00176726]
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geeks vs geeks..hmm..lets say..who will win..
um..GEEKS?


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-03-09 10:20 [#00587333]
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i still say vulcans. :P


 

offline nacmat on 2003-03-09 10:31 [#00587340]
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jedi


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2003-03-09 10:44 [#00587354]
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NO QUESTION...Jedi would WASTE a vulcan....

Jedi rule


 

offline Job a boj from Land of the Lost Timezone! (Canada) on 2003-03-09 10:59 [#00587369]
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I dont know guys, I'm not a hudge Star Trek fan, but man
that mind meld shit the vulcans can do is pretty powerful.
And apparently vulcans are very very strong. If the jedi got
too close it would be all over.


 

offline nocturne from Montreal (Canada) on 2003-03-09 18:08 [#00587773]
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I am a Trekkie, and my fave thing about Star Trek is the
Vulacan race, but to answer the question at hand, I think
the Jedi might win. Btw, Vulcans are about 10X srtonger
than humans and masters of fighting techniques, plus sharper
sight & hearing.


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2003-03-09 18:17 [#00587777]
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I dont think the Vulcan would stand a chance...He would not
even be able to get near a Jedi, he would be thrown around
like a rag doll by the force. And If a Vulcann did make the
mistake of coming close enough to a Jedi, he would be sliced
in half by a lightsaber.



 

offline neetta from Finland on 2003-03-09 21:30 [#00587891]
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the jedi would win in the end. of course he has to make it
look like the vulcan kicked his ass first since a jedi is a
goodie. also the vulcan has to steal a candy from a kid
vulcan or something so that the jesi has a reason to fight
him and does not go all anakin.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-03-09 21:35 [#00587899]
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haha, i remember this thread

memories :*)

i had a flash back to how it felt when i was a n00b on here
back in the day... god i miss it.

this is also the thread that started chris calling me DUDE!


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-03-09 21:44 [#00587909]
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ahhhhhh yes


 


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