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do u guys know anyone with a zip line in there house |
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like 1 that goes down the hallways so u dont have to walk |
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you mean an horizontal escalator thing found at airports? |
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Why not get roller boots and 'an' husky? |
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you'll be over the weight limit wavephace. give up now |
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such a quirky question!! |
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my mom said we couldnt get 1 |
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that's ultimate lazyness..I think your mom is right |
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lol americans |
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its not even lazy u still have to run to make it go |
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IF THEY LET US SKATEBOARD IN SKOOL WE COULD GET TO CLASS LIKE SOOOOO MUCH FASTER COULD JUST GLIDE OVER THERE MAN |
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with a rocket you'll be flying into science class |
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wavephace: |
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I thought of a restaurant where the only access is by climbing up a long rope. That way, the only people who could eat there would be those who care about their physical health. Or have an obstacle course before the entrance. The upside would be healthy food at affordable prices. As for ziplines, I've often imagined ziplines from building to building, which I think would be badass. No need to go down an elevator, cross the street, then go up another elevator. As for indoor ziplines, here's a tutorial for an easy one: Attach rope from ceiling to floor with screw hook tingz, make rope tight so you can play bass on it. Get a greasy rag. Get on a tall ladder, stand until shoulders are touching ceiling. Grab onto taught rope with greasy rag, keep footing on ladder and lean forward on rope holding tightly onto greasy rag. INDOOR ZIP ACTION 2013!!!!! Granted, this will zip your face straight into the floor, but it's fast, convenient, and best of all, it's an indoor zipline. |
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theyd need a wheel chair access 4 wheel chair but they could hire a wheel chair guy to sit in the elevator and scowl at the fat ppl who use it to make them guilty |
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For the rope restaurant? Naw, man- wheelchair people have usable arms, so they climb up the rope like everyone else. No elevator. Fat people can eat there also, but they just have to have good rope climbing skills. It sounds like discriminating against the non-fit- which is it- but I don't think it's any different than every single restaurant with prices, discriminating against the poor. The restaurant promotes being able to move one's body against gravity, which I think is ESSENTIAL TO LIVING ON EARTH. |
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But I guess the restaurant would be an asshole to people who are severely physically handicapped, but it's not like they would be at home, hear about a restaurant that only has rope access, and then go to the restaurant, knowing full well that their body does not work in that way. That's like me going to a Japanese maid cafe, being served coffee by cute girls in maid outfits, and then being furious cuz I'm gay and hate coffee and also hate the Japanese cuz they killed granpapa in dubya dubya II. |
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