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listen2meTalk
on 2013-04-24 17:42 [#02454814]
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When I first started, I was using small bottles of shampoo. After that, I tried small apples, and then bigger ones. At this point I'd put a year of stretching in, and bought myself a large dildo.
My method was to dilate my ass as often as I could -- every day, even if just for a short while. Before starting it's important to use a large dildo; use it to both warm up and clean your ass, so make sure you stick it up all the way. When you find that you can take this large dildo without any work-up or preparation, then you know that you're ready to take it to the next step.
Then, in each session, to get your bottom prepared, put in a big cucumber. Soon you'll arrive at a point where even the biggest cucumbers you can buy at the grocery fit easily in your ass. Now you're ready to get serious. Buy a small Coke bottle, and use that in your ass. When that passes in and out easily, move on to bottles of wine. Once you can take wine bottles easily, you can move on to even bigger things.
If at this point you're having trouble with the 1.5L Coke bottle (just try not to force it out because the bottle is very hard), you can also have slower stretching fun with candles. Try putting them in one by one and seeing how many you can fit in -- at this time I was putting in about fifteen at the same time. The candles are great because they allow your anus to stretch very slowly.
Once the 1.5L Coke bottle can enter your ass, train every day or two (use a large dildo first, then the bottle every session). Most of the time I use Vaseline, but don't do what I do in this case. I think that the best lubricants are the ones you can buy for this in a sex shop.
When the 1.5L bottle is passing easily, go out and buy plastic balls that start at a diameter a little bigger than the bottle. Play with those, and with time, and a little luck, you'll arrive at my level too. (Don't feel bad if you're just beginning -- when I first started, I could barely shove a finger in my ass).
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hedphukkerr
from mathbotton (United States) on 2013-04-24 18:00 [#02454815]
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rabble rabble dont hate on freqy rabble rabble...
wait, what?
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2013-04-24 18:58 [#02454819]
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my posting in this thread totally justifies the countless hours listen2MeTalk invests in his internet puppets. glorious
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dawshisher
on 2013-04-24 19:13 [#02454822]
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that's gangsta meng
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big
from lsg on 2013-04-24 19:47 [#02454833]
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there's better ways to clean yo ass
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debaser
on 2013-04-24 20:58 [#02454840]
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haha sounds like you've put some planning into this
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listen2meTalk
on 2013-04-24 21:41 [#02454841]
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into this what? gaping anus?
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debaser
on 2013-04-24 22:03 [#02454842]
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the gayping gaynus programme
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listen2meTalk
on 2013-04-25 14:48 [#02454888]
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Could you even imagine?
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listen2meTalk
on 2013-04-25 19:53 [#02454933]
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Hey freqy what do you think of ass play
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listen2meTalk
on 2013-04-26 15:21 [#02455017]
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FREAKY!
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listen2meTalk
on 2013-05-06 18:22 [#02455947]
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turbos
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2013-05-06 18:31 [#02455956]
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careful now. mindless bumping of 30 threads is what go your last dupe banned.
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debaser
on 2013-05-06 21:20 [#02456158]
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so what does it take to get yourself banned? I didn't think there were any rules here apart from death threats being a no no
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listen2meTalk
on 2013-05-06 21:29 [#02456165]
Points: 575 Status: Addict | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02455956
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Could you please list said threads? I only bumped my freqy threads today because today is freqy day!
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2013-05-06 22:24 [#02456205]
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just go to google and search for site:xltronic.com dubturbo dethpeel
and there you go.
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listen2meTalk
on 2013-05-06 22:28 [#02456210]
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oh, you think I'm dethpeel lol
dumbass.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2013-05-06 22:30 [#02456211]
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who else?
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listen2meTalk
on 2013-05-06 22:31 [#02456212]
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Not me. But go ahead and keep asserting it and see if it magically comes true.
dumbass.
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