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offline listen2meTalk on 2013-04-01 22:25 [#02453032]
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This and other 'popular' IDM sites have a common laughable
undercurrent of the British shit talking Americans and
American culture. I enjoy a good-natured snipe fest as much
as anyone, but I like to study up on my quarry before going
in for the kill and it seems to me that all of you limeys
here that whine about America get your news spoon fed to you
from The Sun page 3 or whatever.

How many of you have actually traveled over here? I'd be
amazed if even one of you noisy rotten-toothed fuckers
answered in the affirmative...


 

offline RussellDust on 2013-04-02 00:17 [#02453047]
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Is all this fuss just because of my post in that other
thread?

For the record i'm not anti USA, constantly moaning about
them.

Also what's this limey business?


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2013-04-02 00:42 [#02453050]
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American Culture? Educate us,


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-04-02 00:45 [#02453052]
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america is a country full of adventure and innovation,
ruined by a few noisy, immature idiots


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-04-02 00:50 [#02453054]
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hey, that reminds me of something


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2013-04-02 01:10 [#02453059]
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I just got back from the US again. 95% of it is a fucking
dump. Miami needs to be erased off of the face of the
earth.

England is a glorious green land where you always feel safe
because of all the CCTV cameras and everyone is really
welcoming because they call you 'mate' even if they're going
to stab your cock off.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2013-04-02 01:11 [#02453060]
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Oh god I forgot about Vegas. What a vomit inducing, puss
filled boil on this planet. LA isn't much better.


 

offline RussellDust on 2013-04-02 11:44 [#02453088]
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Yeah Miami is an odd one. I remember when Stephen Fry did
his cab tour of the USA, the only complaint i remember is
Miami. He really hated it and wasn't shy in letting people
know.

Never been to Vegas and i don't plan to.


 

offline RussellDust on 2013-04-02 11:46 [#02453089]
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Not a fan of LA but i do have a soft spot for San Fransisco.


 

offline listen2meTalk on 2013-04-02 11:59 [#02453091]
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Sorry bud, but there is more to the US than Vegas and Miami.
You have to keep in mind your country can fit in a couple of
our states.

I laughed at your bit about "mate" and stabbing Cocks off.
Each time I've been over there I've felt the same. I sensed
a passive aggressive energy in the drunk youths milling
about like they were bitter and just waiting for a riot to
break out. It was unsettling, and I was afraid to pick my
nose because of the cameras.


 

offline RussellDust on 2013-04-02 12:03 [#02453092]
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I think he was merely pointing out his worst experiences.
I'm pretty sure he enjoyed places and knowing Indeks a
little i know he's not one to judge a country and it's
people because two cities made him sick.


 

offline listen2meTalk on 2013-04-02 12:04 [#02453093]
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Yes, it was inspired by you. The limey bit is obviously to
piss you off into replying because I am genuinely curious
about how many of the non American posters here have been to
the states and what you felt about it (as opposed to the
dimwitted clowning about obesity, George bush etc....)



 

offline RussellDust on 2013-04-02 12:04 [#02453094]
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Ah my mistake, i failed to take note of the fact he mentions
only 5% isn't a dump.

Aaanyway..


 

offline listen2meTalk on 2013-04-02 12:05 [#02453095]
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Lol. Ill take that as posturing for comedy.


 

offline RussellDust on 2013-04-02 12:07 [#02453097]
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I like and i'm fascinated with a lot of America. I've lived
there and have great memories.

I don't feel i really need to mention this as it seems
obvious, but there's some amazing people there. It's true
the brits tend to focus on the negatives, but then you fell
in the trap while talking about England.

Lots of great artists in the US too.


 

offline listen2meTalk on 2013-04-02 12:09 [#02453098]
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Where did you live


 

offline RussellDust on 2013-04-02 12:13 [#02453101]
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San fransisco as a nipper and later on in Danville (in
California). Spent time in LA and New York though from what
i hear NY has really changed since i've last been. I plan to
go back.

I didn't travel for six years because i became scared of
planes. Last time i travelled to England was for the Ae ATP.
I visit family in Greece when i can. I got over the plane
thing when i realised this fear was caused by my ego.


 

offline listen2meTalk on 2013-04-02 12:17 [#02453103]
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I think you need to have a chat with epicmegatrax about how
to overcome a crippling ego.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2013-04-02 12:36 [#02453105]
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is "limey" still seen to be insulting in whatever part of
the enormous and not at any level culturally homogenized USA
you live? because from here it sounds a little silly

just to wave my dick in the wind with zero stats to hand, i
wonder how our terrifying socialised medicine has affected
levels of fucky teeth compared to your methamphetamine
problem


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2013-04-02 12:39 [#02453106]
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Here's a list of places in America where I had a really
lovely time:

Washington DC
New York
Philadelphia
Mobile
Florence
Austin

I still haven't spent more than a few hours in San
Francisco. That will change in a couple of weeks.

Also what the fuck is up with yankee water? Within three
days of being in that country my digestive system is just in
ruins. I figure it's the water because it just does not
matter what you eat, you shit lumpy liquid. Also if you
spend more than a week in London something similar happens,
you begin to shit differently. Must be the water there too.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2013-04-02 12:43 [#02453108]
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To be fair my teeth are fucking brown. I smoke too much and
drink to much coffee and haven't been to the dentist for
five years because he went private so fuck him.


 

offline listen2meTalk on 2013-04-02 13:17 [#02453114]
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I chalk the Ass problems up to the stress of travel, jet lag
and change in diet. Even if you are eating clean food when
you travel its most likely a bit "off" to your butt. Your
anus is picky.


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2013-04-02 13:25 [#02453116]
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Hey Chris, how are you? Saw you made some new tunes man :)


 

offline listen2meTalk on 2013-04-02 13:26 [#02453117]
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F.a.h.

You've been busy!


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2013-04-02 13:34 [#02453119]
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I have yeah, long time since I've seriously worked on stuff!
It's great to see you around again man, good come back :D


 

offline listen2meTalk on 2013-04-02 13:36 [#02453120]
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Don't get too excited. Those are old unreleased stuff.


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2013-04-02 13:41 [#02453122]
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Still though, you come back with something.


 

offline listen2meTalk on 2013-04-02 13:47 [#02453123]
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Apparently I'm mean and my music is to be avoided. I must
say I laud you for your bravery in talking to me :)


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2013-04-02 13:50 [#02453124]
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You can be an ass sometimes yeah but that doesn't mean your
music is to be treated the same.


 

offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2013-04-02 16:32 [#02453133]
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I really enjoyed New York. Far more Muslim than mainstream
culture lets on.


 

offline spammer from CITY OF LONDON (Jamaica) on 2013-04-02 17:50 [#02453139]
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met a few yanks who were on holiday and their primary
complaint was the size and price of coca cola

no wonder they are such fat cunts


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2013-04-02 21:01 [#02453184]
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You can complain all you want , Canadian-American got the
tank, the meat tank ! I wuv canadian americans coz they got tha meetz tankz !!!


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2013-04-02 22:43 [#02453194]
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i'm dubious if i'd be allowed into 'murika with out lying on
the green card and risking being sent home at my expense, or
with out going through a fuck heap of bureaucracy befor hand
both of which i'm not willing to do. your country is a shit
tip.



 

offline listen2meTalk on 2013-04-03 19:34 [#02453264]
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Gingaling must be a brown person. We already have too many
of those.


 


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