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Firstly, I'd like to congratz you all. What a blast it's been on the zilty community, sharing, and whatnot. In us, it bears a great deal of fun. A walloping heap of joy. Let us partake in a challenge, gentlefolk, pertaining to airy atmospheres and lush vibes. Using your learned skill in audio engeneering and synthesis, the goal of this challenge today, is mirroring a fart. Guidelines: No sampling direct passes of wind, raw wavrbuilding only. Must be betwixt .5 and 10 seconds of length. Effects are encouraged, but not required. Any variety of fart is acceptable, save for the exception of those bearing solid mass upon deliverance. Contributions shall be in .wave or. Mp3 format, at your own desired rate, with your links on this forum page. With this, I say goodluck! Winners will be announced a moment after submissions. |
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think i did this on watmm in like 2006. |
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p.s. i can't wait to load the winning waveforms into my casio sk-1 and play the demo song |
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Please |
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Shake a toilet with a verb like that. |
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Here's my binary fart (kind of wet with a solid, boxy finish): 001010100010101010101010100101 010101001010101010101111010010 010110010011110111011101010101 101001110111010100101010111010 001010000001010101001110001110 010100010101010101010100101010 010101010111111110100100010010 001010100101110111010000011101 |
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if you assume 1bit depth at an 8000khz sampling rate, that's still just barely a fraction of a second. i think you need more veggies. |
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The quick ones are quite powerful, perhaps as if breaking free from a matted down tuft of pube. |
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as a lad, i ripped one that sounded uncannily like an 1800s fire horn in the stairwell. still haven't surpassed that one. i suspect jnasato just keymashed one and zero, and it's not a fart waveform at all. we can't tolerate fraud in this sporting event. |
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I'm in. Heading to the lab now. |
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Go on, give us a fanfare! |
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you first. |
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One time with knees on plastic chair in elementary school, this fart just PPPAAAH!!! totally ripped explosion style. Fucking legit. No one really heard it for some reason, except for Doran Blake, who laughed REALLY FUCKING HARD. Then John Silny was there and Doran was like, "You didn't hear that? Jason just totally ripped one.", or something to that extent. This is a true story, with names intact to protect the guilty. |
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gym class, after lunch. we're going through stretches and warmups. now everyone lie down and do situps!!! third or fourth one i just ripped a monster. being a giant gymnasium, there was some serious reverb too. absolutely no one failed to hear its majesty |
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